What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Cavcraft]

Sod off all of you ...

 

Yeah, go on sod off and leave him and his new my Puma to enjoy themourselves.

 

[chaseracer]

On the basis of "you've got to be in it to win it", "you don't ask, you don't get" and "shy bairns get no sweeties", I have completed the relevant PPI claim templates.

 

We shall see.

[eddyramrod]

I've done the PPI thing this year.  Scored about £2k in the end.  So yes, do it, it all helps.

[Guest the hoarder]

Saw this great effort with duck tape and rattle cans when parking the other day.

Any more gems out there ?

[hairnet]

speak to hoogleflange cocoa about an xm as he has many

 

Njgleeds popped round last night.

He helped convince missus Moog that a small fun car and a bigger sensible car is the way forward.

So that means post Christmas I will be on hunt for cheap estate and luckily have a smoll fun car lined up

[omegod]

I've done shed loads of PPI if anyone needs a hand, must be near 50k for friends and fambo 

[anonymous user]

I slag off a member in here by email ( not those)

 

And get hot shit tip on another old car

 

A make I have history with

 

OI YOU YES YOU YOU BAD FECKER YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!

 

 

Would stop me buying bugle area tat but not going to Bulgaria

 

edit - fek off daaaave

 

red5 - your vehicle needs to leave as i may have another incoming

 

i hate old people on here

And this is the proof that if you gave a troupe of monkeys typewriters eventually one would start typing Shakespeare. Obviously we have not got to that part yet.

[The Moog]

 

 

Yeah, go on sod off and leave him and his new my Puma to enjoy themourselves.

 

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You buying or selling a puma ??

[hairnet]

You buying or selling a puma ??

kit bag or pair of trainers

[hairnet]

And this is the proof that if you gave a troupe of monkeys typewriters knackered olivettis eventually one would start typing about old cars. Obviously we are there cos moog is here 

yeah but i dont trawl my old posts for incomprehensible

 

i just type more (fek off at the back - and trigger)

 

it also was troof - and the serial botherer is still worse than me

[Wack]

The amount of charity ads on this time of year

 

Your £3 donation *could* fund a blanket for a child

 

I read that as yes it *could* but it's not going to , it's going to pay for 30 minutes of some spotty oiks time to come and knock on your door to get you to sign up for £10-20-30 a month.

[DeeJay]

 have a smoll fun car lined up

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/29975-dollywobblers-invacars-cough-brrummmm-video/page-1

[DodgeRover]

Just realised I was reading what was making people grin back in February....oh well

[oldcars]

spoke to Mrs Tehstag this morning.

 

First time I have spoken to her in a few days, she and my lads are now in Durban, the boys went out last night with a load of relatives partying and my middle lad is not well today. I shouldnt laugh and I know he is ok but silly sod got bladdered. 

 

I have never heard anyone throw up as loudly as David does and I can only imagine the fun he is having.

 

She txt me that he has confirmed "i am never drinking again" 

 

yep been there and done that a few times 

Must have been on the Black Label beers, strong stuff. Castle is the beer i like when in SA.

[eddyramrod]

I've just had a surprisingly satisfying afternoon with a load of newspaper cuttings.  My collection of Classic Car Buyer was taking up rather a lot of shelf space, so I decided the other week to snip out all my articles and bin the rest.  I bought an A3 Presentation Display Book with clear-pocket pages, and some A3 white card, and have been assembling a scrapbook: all my published articles in date order.  They make a really pleasing display.

[fordperv]

Must have been on the Black Label beers, strong stuff. Castle is the beer i like when in SA.

Castle is great, i also like windhoek we consumed quite alot of that

[fordperv]

Took my mum shopping earlier, when coming home i saw a 16 plate duster with black bumpers i couldnt contain my excitement, picture courtesy of mrs fp

 

[tooSavvy]

I saw a 16 Sandero saloon - on black - today.

 

ToppTumpz on that but

 

 

TS

[fordperv]

Where's your picture? Or it didn't happen

[bub2006]

Hire car too due to no wheel trims?

[tooSavvy]

Where's your picture? Or it didn't happen

Bottom of Norham Rd, going up towards the bus garage... White/black.

 

I have the image in my head.... then, that's AS for you

 

 

TS

[adw1977]

Twin rear wipers!

 

[cobblers]

Dollywobblers monocle has just popped out!

[Guest Hooli]

If those base level Dacicas didn't have a disgusting excess of renault in them, I'd like them. But experience has taught me the french shouldn't be allowed to do anything involving mechanicals or electrics.

[twosmoke300]

Basic renaults are fine and very good mechanically imo

[Cavcraft]

You buying or selling a puma ??

 

I might end up pushing this one off a cliff, to be honest. 

[Tamworthbay]

I might end up pushing this one off a cliff, to be honest.

 

What’s wrong with it?

[Guest Hooli]

Basic renaults are fine and very good mechanically imo

 

We must agree to disagree. Horrible things not even designed for a human to sit in.

[STUNO]

Sort of a grin. Sat down by the lake yesterday and a georgeous 20's blonde not wearing a lot came past with a good looking mediun sized dog. She shortly stopped, lifted the dog's tail and stuck her hand in the gap. All must have been well so she dropped the tail and continued walking. About 25 yards further on the dog stopped on the concrete path for a shit. She was instantly back in action cleaning up the mess very responsibly. She did not have a doggy bag so had to carry the stuff to a bin about 100 yards away . The noticeably full bag dispenser for doggy bags thoughtfully provided by the council was right beside where all the action happened. A blonde moment ?? Made me grin.

[Kiltox]

That Duster is weird - those aren’t the right wheels for an Access (they should be silver)

 

They do look very similar to mine though apart from the colour.

 

Rare car a facelift Access - only a handful on the roads according to HML.