What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Christine]

She had massive tits and would stand talking really close to me till they touched me....I was only young and naive..and didn't do anything .. 

She wasn't wealthy

[The Moog]

She had massive tits and would stand talking really close to me till they touched me....I was only young and naive..and didn't do anything ..

She wasn't wealthy

You still have the memories for a cold winter night.

[John F]

NorfolkNWeigh, on 10 Jan 2018 - 11:02 AM, said:

highly trained specialist firearms officers.

 

If my mates & I manage to score 0 out of 10 on a stand at clay pigeon shooting, we say that the miscreant has reached the pass mark for police marksman.

[rainagain]

Job interview offered.

 

 

Only down side is they want a presentation, I don't do public speaking & there is no requirement on the job so I don't get why.

 

I use the rule that someone told me of starting the presentation with a question, answering this question during the presentation and then revisiting the question again at the end. This helps give it a purpose and a flow.

 

Good luck!

[Mr A Lawrence]

The wife has got a motability car. 

 

If after the 3 year lease is up and the car is in good nick then you get £250 back towards the next one. 

 

If it's a dog you get nothing. 

 

Milage allowance is 20k a year. 

 

She's had hers 2 years and has only done 12k so far. 

 

So, brand new car with free rfl, insurance,  breakdown cover and servicing and maintenance including tyres is worth it. 

 

Plus many cars are nil advance payment too.

[R&A Autos]

Hubnut videos & Top Gear/Grand Tour I also like watching a few more youtuber people like Jamie_FYD,Monkey London & Wassabi Cars. I get a grin when I am in a car or near a car I really like for example a Nissan Stagea or a Ford Granada.

[bub2006]

The only ones big enough to catch my eye are the astra Sri 1.4 and the seat Leon 1.8 TSI estate. I have been thinking of it if I'm honest but I have fear of anything happening to it!

[bub2006]

Anyway I think I have to be in receipt of it for so long before I can apply. It's not a consideration yet.

[tooSavvy]

I use the rule that someone told me of starting the presentation with a question, answering this question during the presentation and then revisiting the question again at the end. This helps give it a purpose and a flow.

 

Good luck!

Ha Ha Ha... Imagine theSavv hitting that one for Six!

 

 

TS

[chaseracer]

Mrs DR rang to say she had seen a car I would like driving down the road, the description was an American muscle car painted white with twin blue stripes running front to back over bonnet and roof. Apparently not wearing plates either

 

I'm guessing a Mach 1 Mustang or a Camaro... will go through google images later.

 

You're all wrong...

 

 

[Kiltox]

Bub surely you need some kind of Dacia on motability? They were launching an auto Duster I’m sure

[tooSavvy]

Anyway I think I have to be in receipt of it for so long before I can apply. It's not a consideration yet.

The daughter got bumpf enclosed with her 'enhanced PIP/Mobility pack'

 

TS

[eddyramrod]

I've just had a letter delivered , from my solicitor ...

  My very first client of  35 years ago, who could be a right old grumpy dragon, but was a good old stick  once you got to know her ,   has died and left me something in her will...     Fuck me!!   I do  know she only had a distant relative , whom she disliked....  Wonder what i've got coming    ?  A car ?

Something similar happened to me a few months ago, my benefactor being a retired teacher and former neighbour.  We used to walk our dogs together 40 years ago.  "Something" has been left to me and my sister.  What or how much, and when it will appear, is anybody's guess.  In short: don't hold your breath, and don't order any new Jags.  Yet.

[eddyramrod]

Speaking of which, I must remember to check last night's Euromillions, I have a ticket......

[Sloth in a bowl]

The only ones big enough to catch my eye are the astra Sri 1.4 and the seat Leon 1.8 TSI estate. I have been thinking of it if I'm honest but I have fear of anything happening to it!

The 1.8 tsi is a bit of a rocket. You can probably get it through 2 stone walls before it comes to a halt.

[cobblers]

Today I had to shift a colleagues 400bhp+ BMW 330 round the block. Fuck a duck! I'm used to fast cars but that's on a completely different level. Terrifying!

[vulgalour]

[pshome]

watching "le Dakar" on TV, Loeb is out...

 

[dollywobbler]

YES!

 

Gosh, this is lovely. I can upload and download at the same time! That'll make the next magazine a bit easier. Next Invacar video uploading as I type. It seems to be taking 10 minutes (while downloading from I-Player at the same time) instead of about four hours. 

[Christine]

Speaking of which, I must remember to check last night's Euromillions, I have a ticket......

Don't forget you an me are mates  

[hairnet]

just caught the end of the grandland vauxhall ad

 

only saw the caption

 

thought it read

 

granadaland

 

ffs

[eddyramrod]

Don't forget you an me are mates  

Who said that?

[Guest Hooli]

YES!

 

Gosh, this is lovely. I can upload and download at the same time! That'll make the next magazine a bit easier. Next Invacar video uploading as I type. It seems to be taking 10 minutes (while downloading from I-Player at the same time) instead of about four hours. 

 

Pretty much the same as I'm getting now it's settled down. It's enough to use the web properly isn't it?

 

 

 

I used to get about 1.7 up & .25 down.

[Guest Hooli]

Oh & today's grin is insurance!

 

Last years policy on both bikes was £370ish, so I've moved to a rougher area with worse crime stats. Same bikes, same use, same rider, still in a garage & it's now £260. I'm happy with that. No points or anything removed, still on full NCD etc. Oh & that's the renewal offer, so it's not even worth ringing round really.

[Ghosty]

Loeb is out...

 

That bastard ruined WRC.

That and it ending up as just C4s and Focuses.

[dollywobbler]

Pretty much the same as I'm getting now it's settled down. It's enough to use the web properly isn't it?

 

 

Speedtest.JPG

 

I used to get about 1.7 up & .25 down.

 

Yup. We were on 2.5mbps down and 0.25 up. Worse, uploading anything crashed out the connection and made it unusable. This is so, so nice!

 

Should make our i-Player viewing a bit better too.

[Eddie Honda]

Should make our i-Player viewing a bit better too.

Don't get your hopes up on the BBC improving content

[fraser.innes.3]

Something similar happened to me a few months ago, my benefactor being a retired teacher and former neighbour. We used to walk our dogs together 40 years ago. "Something" has been left to me and my sister. What or how much, and when it will appear, is anybody's guess. In short: don't hold your breath, and don't order any new Jags. Yet.

My family were left £650k by a family friend. My share bought the villa in Florida

 

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[Alfamale]

Unfortunately I've been on the flip side of this where a great aunt, my grandad's sister, left £25k to family, split amongst us all and about £475k to her hairdresser. Not bitter about that at all!

[purplebargeken]

Shitbox Rally 2015........ how come I never knew? Great cars, utter loonies driving them.