What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[M'coli]

I'm looking after my neighbour's cat Billy while they're away this week.Most nights he's waiting outside the door of the flats for me to let him in at 10.00,tonight though he was hanging around with a gang of 4 other cats like a scene from Top Cat.He wasn't impressed when I picked him up & carried him inside .I can just imagine them all laughing at him tomorrow.

Are you sure that they weren't going dogging? (I'll just get me coat...!)

[trigger]

Just seen this on Facebook!

 

[Wilko220]

Jump starting a helicopter with a P6...

 

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news-feature/1314052/the-curious-case-of-the-car-and-the-chopper-is-finally-solved/

[Guest Hooli]

Just seen this on Facebook!

 

 

XJ40 I'd say, perfect autoshite.

[Stanky]

Rumbled

[Asimo]

Ancient episode of "THE BILL" on tv right now, scene set on a car lot. Chod Heaven!

[cort16]

On facebook

 

[AlabamaShrimp]

Scarborough spa has gone down hill a bit more

 

[The Moog]

Just seen this on Facebook!

 

Just reminded me I need moah stickers. All four of the cars are missing them at the moment.

[STUNO]

This car ad, from our brothers across the pond

 

Check this out on googly earth ! streetview from 65 st shows a field of backup stock​ broken dreams where the above it view shows a nearly empty field.

[Ghosty]

XJ40 I'd say, perfect autoshite.

Conrad and Junkman's old one probably.

[AlabamaShrimp]

It's model village time!

 

 

 

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[andy18s]

Sound like anyone on here?

[beko1987]

Wtf is he polishing it with, a dry cloth? An hour even with fugging t cut would enable a reflection reflective enough to see that aerial in.

[tooSavvy]

I think the UK must be the absolute top for being so hideously style obsessed that a ten year old car can be worthless.

Yupp... ToMM© is SO invisible I'm thinking of fitting DRL so I can find the fog....

 

TS

[catsinthewelder]

Speaking of Autoshite dealer stickers turning up unexpectedly this was in the work carpark today. I complemented his choice of car and he told me that he was Chris JVM's mate and had been after the 405 I bought.

 

[wuvvum]

It's model village time!

 

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I knew Binis were rather bloated these days but hadn't appreciated that they are in fact bigger than a Rancho.

[omegod]

Took my 6 month old Seat Ateca in to the main dealer as the reversing sensors had packed in, turned out to be a blown fuse, I thought it might be but fuck it it's under warranty so why fuck about, it was filthy when it went in but had been washed and hoovered on return. I'm thinking of putting a blown fuse in the aircon slot next time it's dirty  

[Negative Creep]

My 3 year old nephews haven't quite grasped the concept of geography yet - they think their house is Peterborough, and everything outside it is another country. They also like to pretend passers by are monsters and pretend to protect their house. Unfortunately the result of this is that, in an are with a high immigrant community, they've taken to shouting "go back to your own country" at random people in the street. 

[DodgeRover]

I feel a Daily Mail exclusive coming on ^^^ possibly even a slot on daytime TV to explain that once someone posts it on Facebook....

[Junkman]

Conrad and Junkman's old one probably.

 

It's without the trace of a doubt the ex-GGG climate improver.

Besides, it isn't nearly old enough.

[MrDuke]

[MarvinsMom]

its missing "this is my boom stick, it goes boom......"

[DodgeRover]

Shop smart shop S Mart!

[andy18s]

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[Negative Creep]

I feel a Daily Mail exclusive coming on ^^^ possibly even a slot on daytime TV to explain that once someone posts it on Facebook....

 

 

It is nice just to see how completely innocent they are though - they have no concept of how that could be offensive to anyone, no knowledge about of race, politics, religion or all the other things that divide us. One of them is also obsessed with playing with his willy, which in a few years he will be terminally embarrassed about. Then he'll become a teenager and become obsessed with it again.

[myglaren]

New front tyres and drop links and:-

 

 

Tyres last year (from Camskill) were £44 each and £13 delivery.

Only £38 and £7 delivery this time.

 

Car is very heavy on front tyres,nothing lasts longer than a year but the Sailun Atrezza's, despite being very cheap (not the reason for buying them) have been as good as 'premium' brands as far as grip and wear go, are fairly quiet and have not required balancing - the other brands have all needed balancing to hell and back and still rattled the steering column at around 70mph.

The Sailuns are perfect

[FakeConcern]

I got the headlight washers to work on my new C4 VTS

 

 

[Bren]

I got the headlight washers to work on my new C4 VTS

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5KQc8mpd4A&feature=youtu.be

Citroen will be in touch wanting to know how you did it.

[clayts450]

New front tyres and drop links and:-

 

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Tyres last year (from Camskill) were £44 each and £13 delivery.

Only £38 and £7 delivery this time.

 

Car is very heavy on front tyres,nothing lasts longer than a year but the Sailun Atrezza's, despite being very cheap (not the reason for buying them) have been as good as 'premium' brands as far as grip and wear go, are fairly quiet and have not required balancing - the other brands have all needed balancing to hell and back and still rattled the steering column at around 70mph.

The Sailuns are perfect

 

I'm a Sailun fan too - got some for the rears to replace some very shagged out (and slow punctured) Goodyears. Our local tyre/exhaust place, KAM Servicing fitted them for under a ton, happy days. May just replace the ditchfinder Infiniti 05's on the front with a pair.