What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Brodders]

Just fixed the CD Multichanger. I have my discs back and feel like a real man now that I have fixed something without breaking it.

[fordperv]

Barb Cartland dog is 1 day younger than my own pooch

[Sheefag]

Don't crash. Aviva are cunts.

 

As marketing slogans go, it still needs work.

 

[Kiltox]

As marketing slogans go, it still needs work.

 

[Frogchod]

Safely home from that there England, back home to peace and quiet and clear roads.

Raided Tescos of English delicacies so fridge and freezer are full of bacon, sausages,chedder and marmite.

 

The XM never missed a beat, not even a hint of frenchness. 36mpg over 1400 kilometres, not too bad considering most of it was in fuggin traffic jams.

 

Three days in Reading can go in the grumpy thread though.....

[purplebargeken]

BC dog, looks meaningfully at the camera and indicates a degree of disappointment at receiving a fucking shitty fake bone thing for birthday.

 

RSPCA are investigating. 

[xtriple]

BC dog, looks meaningfully at the camera and indicates a degree of disappointment at receiving a fucking shitty fake bone thing for birthday.

 

RSPCA are investigating. 

Yeah, tight arsed bastard... I let Phoebe and Chester loose in 'Pets at Home' with my credit card between Phoebes teeth (couldn't do that with Chester - he'd eat it!) and the PIN taped to Chesters collar! Their birthday/Christmas presents take them three months to get through... wait, could that be why Chester is such a fat bastard?

[Richard]

He's so upset that he's left home.

 

[cms206]

WIFE_CMS is at Ikea...

 

 

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[Urko]

 

And some bloke's just turned up over on the blue having bought a 67 Rebel SST convertible.

[purplebargeken]

Just been watching Extreme Car Hoarders on Youdude. Sad thing is that there is a Mexican/Spanish voiceover but the so-called English subtitles are fucking hilarious, they made mention of an airstrike at one point. PMSL++

[anonymous user]

That's not Billy, that's just some bloke who has kidnapped Barbara and will not hand him back until Billy honours the "out of sight" warranty on the Corsa.

I know he never got out of the street with it, but Billy did have his eyes shut, so technically it was out of sight.

[Cavcraft]

Grey hair, shit glasses, born in the sixties, dodgy expenses claims, would sell his mum for a tenner, has a small white dog and is deeply unpopular in schools.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And there's Michael Gove.

[vulgalour]

That's not Michael Gove, that's Pob in a suit.

[anonymous user]

That's not Michael Gove, that's Pob in a suit.

I assume the cameraman is behind him ready for when he starts talking through his arse

[richardmorris]

This English guy Evans's coach Hilton who is playing federer at Wimbledon at the moment used to play in our garden. I played tennis with his elder brothers.

[richardmorris]

3-1!

[Tamworthbay]

I assume the cameraman is behind him ready for when he starts talking through his arse

or ready for the knife coming in.......

 

Et tu boris

[dollywobbler]

I ENJOYED A FOOTBALL!

[Asimo]

Chips, Beer and 3:1 to Wales. Perfect day.

[KruJoe]

[richardmorris]

I had one of that style mots on Monday. They seem to change them every year now.

[michael1703]

I've been using the scimitar lately with enough regularity that we are one with each other.

 

Me and the dog were out in it tonight and it was singing on the country lanes

[beko1987]

 

First consignment done! Just need to test them all and package them back up

[Sheefag]

A bit of old Ply, two Merlins, a set of decent headphones and high volume, 1m50s onwards is just magical.

 

[STUNO]

Depart Ardmore , out over the Hauraki gulf, Up the Auckland Harbour past the city centre then a loop round to fly past Rangitoto Island then back to Ardmore. 

Restored at Ardmore, that must have been an early test flight. I can say that it does sound magnificent from personal experience !

[Sheefag]

I'd love to be taken up the Auckland Harbour.

[Kiltox]

[cms206]

 

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[oldcars]

Agadoo do do trying to sell Laguna buyer is out of his tree............