What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[dollywobbler]

You may be distressed to learn that much of the silly beard has gone...

 

On the plus side, it no longer gets caught in the zip of my jackets! Yay!

[Rocket88]

 

OMG late plate madness too (it's probably a fake reg though).

 

 

and I'm pretty sute that's not Jersey, either..........

[eddyramrod]

Bwahahahaha! Conversation happening on porsche924 OC site discussing the fact they are next to the Autoshite stand at the Manc Classic Car show this weekend.

 

"Not sure autoshite is what we want to be associated with!"

 

I didn't know we were even having a stand!  Maybe I should take the slightly-scabby Mercury down and really give them something to whinge about?

[EssDeeWon]

and I'm pretty sute that's not Jersey, either..........

 

I saw this episode this afternoon, Jim visits Salisbury for a brief part of this programme. 

[chaseracer]

Bwahahahaha! Conversation happening on porsche924 OC site discussing the fact they are next to the Autoshite stand at the Manc Classic Car show this weekend.

 

"Not sure autoshite is what we want to be associated with!"

 

Too late!

 

[myglaren]

The new Jackie Evancho CD that was dispatched 3 days ago has still failed to materialise

 

On the other hand Amazon are streaming it free

 

Incredible voice and musical ability, especially considering she is still only 14.

 

 

â†ÂThat's her with Muhammed Ali a few years ago.

[Pillock]

Why does having a stand next to something associate you with them? It's not like they're sharing a stand.

 

Who's taking what that will leave a massive pool of vital fluids and a not inconsiderable amount of iron oxide behind?

 

Is it too late for an "All 924s are shit" special edition sticker?

[EssDeeWon]

or "All 924's are really Scirocco's"

[320touring]

or "All 924's are really Scirocco's"

Its not a 924, its an LT sports...

[Pillock]

Take an LT35 and put Porsche logos on it.

[andy18s]

How about an "LT35 Inside" sticker

[skattrd]

Leaving a black cloud of soot all over an new Audi who had been sitting up my arse on a single carriage way ...  it made me grin.

[purplebargeken]

Lucky Dip win....... £25. Handy. 

[EssDeeWon]

Lucky Dip win....... £25. Handy. 

 

I had £25 the other night...but I play online so I receive an email saying 'News about your ticket' which always gets me quite excited until I log on and see £25 sitting there, much disappointment. But if you get 3 numbers on a ticket it feels like a better result.

[mat_the_cat]

You may be distressed to learn that much of the silly beard has gone...

 

On the plus side, it no longer gets caught in the zip of my jackets! Yay!

 

Jacket? Jeans I would have thought!

 

Take an LT35 and put Porsche logos on it.

 

What, like this?

 

 

Done as a piss take at the number of VW van owners who seem to fit Porsche calipers and daft wheels...

[fordperv]

I would've thought 924 owners club would embrace Autoshite as they live with rust and misery every day by owning a 924, who are they to get up themselves anyway it's not as if they've got 1980s 911 turbos mmmm now that's a porsche

[Danblez]

I've got to step in and defend here, 924OC are a great bunch, down to earth and as helpful as they come.

 

They just don't know what AS is all about! In fact they do but just don't realise it!

[Cavcraft]

Is there really an AS meet up though?

[inconsistant]

I've got to step in and defend here, 924OC are a great bunch, down to earth and as helpful as they come.

 

They just don't know what AS is all about!

 

I've done my bit.

[Danblez]

Is there really an AS meet up though?

Think so, you coming along?

[mat_the_cat]

The only one I knew about was the one at Cosford, Telford way. Any details of the Manchester one?

[Cavcraft]

There's an (unintentionally) funny local Faceache page and a minor row has started. In response to person A suggesting B should get out more, person B retorted 'I've shit more places out of my arse than you have seen.'

[Richard]

This has been amusing me greatly recently http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/ It's jokes that kids have either made up, modified or got a bit wrong. None of them should work but the more you read the funnier they get.

 

As you might imagine toilet (or often toilot) humour features heavily.
 

waiter do you have frog legs.

no Ive always had ketchup legs with poo on them.

 

 

 

What Smells Bad And Putts People To Sleep
Uh…Tear Gas
NO. Your bottem

 

Some of them make some sort of sense

 

 

what do you call it when you get egg in your eye

egg eye

 

Some not so much

 

 

what did the doctor say to the platypus?

sir you are in quite a pickle

[Cavcraft]

I've just discovered that if you want to talk like a South African, you just replace "A"s with "E"s

 

For exemple.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

I've just discovered that if you want to talk like a South African, you just replace "A"s with "E"s

 

For exemple.

If you replace the A s with I s you can now speak like a New Zealander

 

For eximple.

 

The Autoshite guide to polyglotism.

[Timewaster]

For Norfolk replace o with ah.

 

Nahwich fahr example

[Des]

EFA.

 

For Norfolk replace words with grunts.

[fordperv]

I've got to step in and defend here, 924OC are a great bunch, down to earth and as helpful as they come.

 

They just don't know what AS is all about! In fact they do but just don't realise it!

Fair enough, so they are just scared of what they don't know, an Autoshite welcome pack would be a good idea then members can visit car clubs at shows who have no awareness. like Autoshite witnesses and spread the good word of shite

[cms206]

Fair enough, so they are just scared of what they don't know, an Autoshite welcome pack would be a good idea then members can visit car clubs at shows who have no awareness. like Autoshite witnesses and spread the good word of shite

Does Billy not already have Billy's Witnesses? Like a sort of Jehovah "Corsas B the word of the Lord!" crossed with CAVCRAFT DEBT COLLECTION AND KNEECAP REPOSSESSION SERVICE.

[HillmanImp]

I was talking to this chap last week at a car show. 

 

http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/local/airelocal/11405315.Swansong_exhibition_for_Elvis_artist/

 

He is a Jehovas witness and goes round knocking on peoples doors. Thankfully we managed to keep the conversation on track and just talked about old cars. He has a Beetle which he NEVER drives in the rain or at night. He was horrified that I keep my old cars outside and not in a heated garage like his. I said, what's a bit of rain, just keep them on hard ground and off salty roads too often and its no bother at all. Better to be used than to be sat there. Thats when things go wrong.

 

He went away thinking about it. Maybe I converted him? Am I doing well lord? Will I get through the rusty gates of our lord Jesus Christs almighty scrapyard:

 

http://dartford.cylex-uk.co.uk/company/j-c-auto-breakers-13550609.html

 

If we do start a cult can we have one of these ones that brainwashes fit women into having sex with us? Convince them that the only way into haven is for two of them to take it in turn on a member of the Forum in the back of an Austin Maxi?