What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[808 Estate]

18 hours ago, myglaren said:

^  Doesn't look like Linguoer, who always looks more capable. 

Linguoer is great. She gets stuck into some seriously fucked machinery.

 

[hairnet]

lol at mathewsons live auction

vectra came through

camera started looking at the pets (woof)

theres also a Y REG going through today

[nev_jr]

And breathe...

[hairnet]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2ewj0nlz29o

scouse gonna scouse

[DSdriver]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

lol at mathewsons live auction

vectra came through

camera started looking at the pets (woof)

theres also a Y REG going through today

And they just sold a 1958 MGB which surprised me as that is four years before they came to market.

[flat4alfa]

Lol

[hairnet]

mathewsons

x reg mini (00)

20 grand

[DSdriver]

11 minutes ago, flat4alfa said:

Lol

 

That nearside overrider is at a jaunty angle

[flat4alfa]

1 minute ago, DSdriver said:

That nearside overrider is at a jaunty angle

TADS.  They corrected it with an additional fixing for 1959. 

[flat4alfa]

Ok. Who is it? I won’t be bidding against you just so you know

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  Katie Price's pink Range Rover Sport

  Custom build by Fantom costing £140,000

  

[Sunny Jim]

[beko1987]

3 hours ago, flat4alfa said:

Ok. Who is it? I won’t be bidding against you just so you know

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Now that's a car that ooozes regular servicing, correct spec oil, decent tyres...😂

[richardmorris]

7 hours ago, hairnet said:

lol at mathewsons live auction

vectra came through

camera started looking at the pets (woof)

theres also a Y REG going through today

Quite liked the Porsche 928.

[DavieW]

Why has the R got a penis?

 

[High Jetter]

4 hours ago, flat4alfa said:

Ok. Who is it? I won’t be bidding against you just so you know

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£140k to maybe 6, in 20 years? Some annual depreciation.

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, DavieW said:

Why has the R got a penis?

 

It’s a male arr 

[Tayne]

12 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

£140k to maybe 6, in 20 years? Some annual depreciation.

That would have been about £60k when new, it’s come down from there.

The stupid stick on tat (and perhaps a shit respray) have not added anything to the value, regardless of what was spent on them.

[Rustybullethole]

2 hours ago, beko1987 said:

Now that's a car that ooozes regular servicing, correct spec oil, decent tyres...😂

Pretty sure that was crashed just down the road from me at some point. The tyres may have had something to do with it though there was allegedly other factors at play. 

[Vantman]

[EyesWeldedShut]

Dunno if we've had this one before but my missus figured it describes me to a 'T':

"These days I only seem to go to three shops down the town: Vision Express, Boots The Chemists and Greggs.
That's right - my life is just Specs & Drugs & Sausage Rolls,"

[auntiemaryscanary]

Never mind what they are doing with it but an interesting little road legal vehicle 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrgzjpd626o

 

[EyesWeldedShut]

12 hours ago, Tayne said:

That would have been about £60k when new, it’s come down from there.

The stupid stick on tat (and perhaps a shit respray) have not added anything to the value, regardless of what was spent on them.

My wife loves it (🤦‍♂️)

[edit] Somebody got a bargain*

[DSdriver]

My wife is having a rant about the world widelife fund of Australia or something which in an article on platypus says that the plural of platypus is platypus and then goes on to use platypuses throughout the rest of the article.

[Metal Guru]

4 minutes ago, DSdriver said:

My wife is having a rant about the world widelife fund of Australia or something which in an article on platypus says that the plural of platypus is platypus and then goes on to use platypuses throughout the rest of the article.

Platypussies or platypi surely?

[DSdriver]

4 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

Platypussies or platypi surely?

Platypussies would only be the females

[hairnet]

mk2 xr2 18600!!!!!!!!

day 3 now on till about 4?

97 hilux 12k

reno 11 gtl 1100

mathewsons fiesta rally car 63k

[hairnet]

the saab 96 that they spent 40k restoring then sold for 16k

went through again

17k

@Saabnut wallet exercise?

 

 

[Andyrew]

Left the workshop earlier and down the farm track to see a car blocking the entrance behind the gate (not uncommon) 

As I pull up to the gate I see a young lady having a wee, clocking she's been rumbled she panicked, jumped up and bare arse ran diving back into the car to make a quick getaway. Made me laugh.

Cant be local as There a services about 30s up the road! 

[Bmwdumptruck]

1 hour ago, Andyrew said:

Left the workshop earlier and down the farm track to see a car blocking the entrance behind the gate (not uncommon) 

As I pull up to the gate I see a young lady having a wee, clocking she's been rumbled she panicked, jumped up and bare arse ran diving back into the car to make a quick getaway. Made me laugh.

Cant be local as There a services about 30s up the road! 

Must’ve been from Bletchley……🙄

[Cavcraft]

Just been to a do that was a mixture of people from Ellesmere Port, Newcastle and Wr*xham. I swear to God they had more tattoos than teeth (including the women) and apparently there was a big kick off and the coppers got called.

 

Edit: there was a fella on with a dole pole, who was proper putting on the struggle* he had to walk. Two hours later, smashed out of his nut and he's on the dance floor busting out some moves that would make John Travolta and most break dancers sweat.