What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Out Run]

47 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

I love seeing this too, happens on the m40, especially around show season! I just try not to be in l2 as it happens as the frightened audi/merc/bmw becomes unpredictable... 

Haha yeah. Like the ones that just tank through the average speed cameras. 
 

PL reg m8; SHIFT

[myglaren]

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=202487267816758&extid=MhsYw6pt3GsNdT9g

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Discovered that one of the teachers from my school  became an author after leaving the staff.

He had a lot more hair in those days.

[wuvvum]

And all that because of an overpriced Rancho on eBay...

[vulgalour]

Of all the people it could be, @barrett fixed our car!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

8 hours ago, wuvvum said:

And all that because of an overpriced Rancho on eBay...

Quite surprising what these random distracted searches produce....

[paulplom]

Four for a quid. Car boot sale this morning.

 

[paulplom]

The chemical brothers are rather heavy.

They make the prodigy sound like the wurzels.

[beko1987]

Made up for 5 months of barely any milage by driving 190 miles to York, then 100 miles to my dad's. 

Been a lovely day so far, another 100 miles to home

[beko1987]

Good little xsara! 

Fueled up at 06.45am at asda, York by 10, Peterborough by 12.40, Alwalton by 2, St Albans by 5 and home not long ago! 

460 miles on bang on 3/4 a tank! Was some fast bits too (on the a1 it was either 45/50 in l1 or whatever l2 was doing. I chose l2...) 

Its been nice to go out for a drive really. Usually I can't afford it as I spend so much on fuel to go to work, but today it was just me, the car and the open* road! 

Got this little lot to sort out now too, thanks @Jon!

Hungry now... 

[paulplom]

It's all about the drive atm.

Any excuse to get out.

[Aston Martin]

On 8/21/2020 at 2:33 PM, Aston Martin said:

I'd love to say "I found this on reddit"

Nope, it arrived via whatsapp.

 

 

Its a 2006 Big Fat Cunto. "She tops it up with oil"

 

The oil filter? Fell on deaf ears.

 

P.s. She's had the car 6 years.

 

The garage said the plugs have never been changed and fell apart.

 

She said the car feels brand new after a service.

[Out Run]

Whilst talking to @Jim Bell today, I forgot that I never sent him this or indeed, shared it on the forum.

Check the mega brain fart, by me! Turn your sound on.

So my dad had my truck, which meant I came home from his in his Mondeo estate. Having already parked my own Mondeo estate in front of my MR2 on the drive.

My grey matter must have decided that I was in my own car, and due to the Rexton being off site, that I still had a car length behind me. 
I didn’t. ?

No damage at all to either car, thankfully. Impact was rear to rear and square on, like it was laser guided.

What a tatey! 

 

[myglaren]

[beko1987]

There must have been a pay & play somewhere near Kimbolton, I passed the esso station on the A1 roundabout and it was full of them! About 15 miles later, one shot past me. Was a P38 range rover, fully lifted and with massive wheels, straight through exhaust and a snorkel. Bodyshell was stock. Made a lovely sound as it fucked on by. Was nice to see one that hadn't been bobtailed tbh

[robinmasters]

On 8/27/2020 at 7:15 PM, High Jetter said:

Wife's 2009 Toyota Auris aced the MOT for the 6th time in a row, no advisories.

 

On 8/27/2020 at 7:57 PM, camryv6 said:

Dress like her next time !

Dressed like that, if you're anything like the average poster on here, they'll give you free stuff until you leave!

Grin for today-drove back from Brighton to Folkestone, this waited until we were parked outside our own house to fall off:

[Spiny Norman]

DVLA get a lot of stick on here but after selling my old Micra on Wednesday last week and just getting the online change of keeper thing done before the 7pm cut-off, on Saturday I got the V11 through and the cheque for the tax refund came in this morning's post.
That's basically two working days plus a day in the post. Take a bow, Swansea. ?

[somewhatfoolish]

2 hours ago, beko1987 said:

There must have been a pay & play somewhere near Kimbolton, I passed the esso station on the A1 roundabout and it was full of them! About 15 miles later, one shot past me. Was a P38 range rover, fully lifted and with massive wheels, straight through exhaust and a snorkel. Bodyshell was stock. Made a lovely sound as it fucked on by. Was nice to see one that hadn't been bobtailed tbh

Are bobtail P38s a thing? A rather more involved hackjob than the Jurassic RR.

[SRi05]

2 hours ago, Spiny Norman said:

DVLA get a lot of stick on here but after selling my old Micra on Wednesday last week and just getting the online change of keeper thing done before the 7pm cut-off, on Saturday I got the V11 through and the cheque for the tax refund came in this morning's post.
That's basically two working days plus a day in the post. Take a bow, Swansea. ?

The online service is pretty bang on to be honest. Usually get a new V5 through within a few days.

[Supernaut]

Err, in 3 weeks I'll be a student again.

 

Oh, fuck! I mean yay!

[somewhatfoolish]

8 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

Err, in 3 weeks I'll be a student again.

 

Oh, fuck! I mean yay!

Drink!

What students think they are like;

What they are actually like;

[myglaren]

[Tayne]

4 hours ago, Supernaut said:

Err, in 3 weeks I'll be a student again.

 

Oh, fuck! I mean yay!

Good luck.

 

what will you be studying?

[Supernaut]

17 minutes ago, Tayne said:

Good luck.

 

what will you be studying?

Masters in Geographical Information Systems.

[Tayne]

At Aberdeen Uni?

Will you be able to terrorise the IT dept?

[High Jetter]

8 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

Masters in Geographical Information Systems.

GIS? Only one away from GIT, well done!

[beko1987]

42 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

Masters in Geographical Information Systems.

You can teach me! I've got Arc GIS on my laptop. Little knowledge, lots of existing data sets! 

Bloke who I replaced* went off to work with the ordnance survey as a data nerd, seems a good thing to get into

[High Jetter]

GIS. Isn't that a map?

[wuvvum]

Out for a bike ride this evening, got overtaken by a Renault 4.

[High Jetter]

Pedal faster next time!