What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Joey spud]

[Speedy]

On 7/17/2020 at 11:47 PM, myglaren said:

 

This takes the award for the most gobsmacking thing I've seen in a long time. Couldn't believe how big some of them were, as someone who knows absolutely nothing about fishing..!

[Speedy]

3 hours ago, PhilA said:

Good lord that looks tasty...

[mitsisigma01]

1 hour ago, Joey spud said:

Lidl Fareham.

It keeps all the Riff Raff out of Waitrose.

Have you just corrected that ??? you went right posh and dropped the e, 

How the posh gits talk Far Ham

[Tadhg Tiogar]

37 minutes ago, Joey spud said:

There's an apostrophe missing. 

[Mrs6C]

3 hours ago, PhilA said:

Let's see

Driving a car with Deep South rebel livery through a city with these stats:

Black or African American: 59.74% White: 33.99% Asian: 2.90%

Yeah, that's a really great idea...

Phil

That is a sensible conclusion.

Also suggest you avoid driving through cities in the deep South that are full of zombies...

Oh, go on then...

 

[Remspoor]

12 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said:

El llama es una quadrupadore!

https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

[cort1977]

13 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

There's an apostrophe missing. 

Indeed.  It's 'For Fuck's Sake' - the sake belongs to Fuck.

Glad that's settled.

(It's not easy being a grammar pedant)

[anonymous user]

1 hour ago, cort1977 said:

Indeed.  It's 'For Fuck's Sake' - the sake belongs to Fuck.

Glad that's settled.

(It's not easy being a grammar pedant)

It could also be fucks' if it was of several fucks not just the one; although, I think it would then be more correct to be for fucks' sakes, as their would probably be more than one sake, belonging to different fucks.

[wuvvum]

18 hours ago, PhilA said:

Looks nice.  Could you not remove the front number plate plinth though (assuming you're in a state which doesn't require front plates)?  It'd improve the looks and increase the top speed to, ooh, 164 at least.

[PhilA]

10 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Looks nice.  Could you not remove the front number plate plinth though (assuming you're in a state which doesn't require front plates)?  It'd improve the looks and increase the top speed to, ooh, 164 at least.

I could but it would leave 2 holes in the bumper and the plinth has likely made a big dent in the paint around it's edge. So, we don't need the front plate here, it's a Texas car where they do need them.

 

Phil

 

 

Edit: 

Better? The holes aren't level and there are 3 of them because whoever put that on ignored the two dimples in the plastic that show you where to screw and instead went at it like a humping dog.

I will either paint the screws orange or find some smaller  plugs to go in.

[vulgalour]

I now have 1 (one) operational vehicle.

[MarvinsMom]

yesterday i made a "deal" with Kerry, i will paint their shed, if she fixes the blown tail lamp on the Rover 75.

that ight has been out for sometime, cos, well  it's just a tail lamp, not an indicator or brake lamp, and the car is an estate, and the Rover design for the back lamps on the 75 estate is shit.

not shite, just plain shit.

2 screws in flimsy bracket things, that always break and 2 stupid ball things in plastic cups, that too always break.

i have got the better deal,i think. 

only kerry starts the Rover, goes round the back of the car and gave the  lamp cluster a sharp rap with her knuckle, Fonzie style and the lamp now works.....

and it took me a good couple of hours to paint that shed.

that will teach me........

[mitsisigma01]

Should of tried the shiters way, give it a whack, worked on my Peugeot and Mazda for the headlights at mot time ??

[iainrcz]

New member on the GT86 forum. Should they buy a Scirocco or a GT86.

Yes, because you compare a rear wheel drive, bespoke coupe with a Golf in a fancy frock.

Apparently they've looked at tuning prices and it's expensive to make an 86 fast.

 

I've kept my opinions to myself.

I'm guessing if they want a VW they won't like the interior of the 86, which has about as many modern accoutrements as a 17th century prison cell.

[vulgalour]

20 hours ago, vulgalour said:

I now have 1 (one) operational vehicle.

I now have 2 (two) operational vehicles.

[Jerzy Woking]

BT wanted £262 disconnection fee because I am ending my contract early. They have this bizarre (and no doubt financially lucrative) practice of issuing a new contract if you change anything in your package. Even if the change has no effect on the monthly fee.

I wrote a polite email to their complaints department, and just had a call from a woman, who I must say had the most delightful.Irish accent, telling me they have waived the disconnection fee.

 

[warch]

SAS Freeze Release Spray. Amazing stuff, helped me remove a time expired old anti roll bar drop link in the time it took to find an 18mm socket. For reference I've previously found it more expedient to cut the effing things off with a grinder.

Fun fact; the actual SAS sometimes use this stuff to help release hostages in rescue situations, it's that good!

[Sunny Jim]

Succinct health and safety advice on my mate's CNC plasma cutter.

[High Jetter]

Why are 5 year-olds likely to use that kit?

[richardmorris]

[LeahStornes]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/car-number-plate-goes-viral-22390944.amp

 

Some of the comments made me smile ?

[willswitchengage]

Just noticed there is prime Autsohite in the old 'You wouldn't download a handbag' advert:

 

[barmatt]

In the 4 years I've had / known the Rover 25 gti there's been this type of button on the centre console

I've seen it, pressed it, it does nothing, I forget about it.

Changed the alternator a couple of weeks back and when I removed the belt I saw it had an aircon pump!!!  Mentioned it to a mate who's borrowed it in the past and he gave me a can of gas for it today, so I bunged it in and it only bloody works.  I seriously don't know how I've never noticed it before or even cared enough to find out what that button was meant to do, but it blows icy cold now, result.

Best sort the brakes out and get it mot'ed.

[PhilA]

[New POD]

On 7/21/2020 at 10:42 PM, Sunny Jim said:

Succinct health and safety advice on my mate's CNC plasma cutter.

I'm 100% that my metalwork teacher, pretty much said the same thing to 100 or so 11 year old boys every September. 

Without the spelling mistakes. 

And when on a 2 Day machinery risk assessment course at the Health and Safety Executive in Buxton, that was pretty much the tone. 

[catsinthewelder]

I've got a work trip abroad next week ?

Is it too ambitious to try and drive to Berlin in one hit? 863 miles from here ?

Heading back midweek with an empty van if anyone needs to import something cheaply. ?

[SteersWithThrottle]

5 hours ago, New POD said:

I'm 100% that my metalwork teacher, pretty much said the same thing to 100 or so 11 year old boys every September. 

Without the spelling mistakes. 

And when on a 2 Day machinery risk assessment course at the Health and Safety Executive in Buxton, that was pretty much the tone. 

They aren't spelling mistakes,  they are deliberate.

AvE (check his yt channel) makes and sells them on Etsy:

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/689872923/warning-stickers

 

[mitsisigma01]

1 hour ago, catsinthewelder said:

I've got a work trip abroad next week ?

Is it too ambitious to try and drive to Berlin in one hit? 863 miles from here ?

Heading back midweek with an empty van if anyone needs to import something cheaply. ?

No problem, caffeine pills or similar on standby just in case ?. 

Crawley to Malaga in one hit after a full day at work.... Not to be recommended 

[rainagain]

58 minutes ago, SteersWithThrottle said:

They aren't spelling mistakes,  they are deliberate.

AvE (check his yt channel) makes and sells them on Etsy:

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/689872923/warning-stickers

 

 

AvE is brilliant, some of his fixes are great.