What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[95 quid Peugeot]

At last  my Passat is run in     

[MikeR]

Xmas is here ..... Who is getting the first kick off in ....?

Silverserfers rule ...

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 hour ago, 95 quid Peugeot said:

At last  my Passat is run in     

That's just the bedding-in process. Still another 50,000 to go before it evens out properly. 

[Frogchod]

I'm having a day off.

Phones been going nuts.

Turned to silent now. 

More of the same tomorrow. 

[hairnet]

christmas swerved

was gonna go and do mallory park on thursday but the weathers looking toss

aldi later for teabags milk and sugar as two teabags and some uht aint gonna work

all the local family pressied up and YAY NO ROAST DINNER TOMORROW

am i sad

free wifi here and i remembered the power cable this time (verdict - div )

if the weathers ok tomorrow small bimble may happen

 

 

[MikeR]

some 13 years ago I worked in a 24/7 care home ,

Xmas came and being a newbie got the shite shifts , I must of lived in the place over December and still owed hours ..

then I found the Seniors had grabbed all the double time days and extra time days ......

 

some 12 years ago I worked in a 24/7 care home ,

Xmas came and still being a newbie got the shite shifts ,

as they got handed to me , I handed in my months notice , and I had a month of leave owed .....

I can still remember being off all of December ......it still makes me grin .......

[Wack]

Just been into M&S 

It appears that they're catering for a new male market , I genuinely thought I was in the womans section

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

12 minutes ago, Wack said:

Just been into M&S 

It appears that they're catering for a new male market.....

 

Welcome back to the 1970s.

[Wack]

39 minutes ago, MikeR said:

some 13 years ago I worked in a 24/7 care home ,

Xmas came and being a newbie got the shite shifts , I must of lived in the place over December and still owed hours ..

then I found the Seniors had grabbed all the double time days and extra time days ......

 

some 12 years ago I worked in a 24/7 care home ,

Xmas came and still being a newbie got the shite shifts ,

as they got handed to me , I handed in my months notice , and I had a month of leave owed .....

I can still remember being off all of December ......it still makes me grin .......

I feel something like that coming on, I've really had enough of driving 

[jumpingjehovahs]

Went with my brother in his Weird Wagon to Caffeine and Machine today. It was quiet being Christmas Eve but some good coffee and some great metal in the car park. Highlight for me being the Clio v6, I’ve always wanted to see/hear one in person - Merry Christmas to me

Can see it being really worth a visit when there’s an event on.




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[Saabnut]

On Sunday evening, after I had finished prodding cars so was about 8pm, I decided I needed to buy a new aux belt and tensioner for the newly acquired Discovery 300TDi. The last parts I bought (for the Disco 2 TD5) I ordered on ebay from a seller who calls themselves LR-trade-parts-uk and was so impressed with quality and service I thought I would use them again. Order placed at 8pm, hoping it would arrive sometime between Christmas and New Year, but not bothered when it arrived. Today, at 1755 DPD delivered the parts.

Outstanding service by both the seller and DPD, both highly recommended. Might fit them tomorrow.......

[HillmanImp]

[paulplom]

Anyone know where I can get a cd full of snake jazz plz?

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[Tadhg Tiogar]

2 hours ago, HillmanImp said:

Tim Vine would be pleased with that one.

[dozeydustman]

[dozeydustman]

[Rovorsche]

I like Chilli but today I bought some pickled onions that are steeped in Ghost Naga Chilli's.

The label mentions Endorphins twice, what could possibly go wrong?

Cover me, I am going in, single pickle recon mission.....

 

[Skizzer]

7 hours later and no sign of @Rovorsche ... I fear the Psycho Onions have claimed another victim.

[New POD]

14 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

7 hours later and no sign of @Rovorsche ... I fear the Psycho Onions have claimed another victim.

I fear this parsnip may have been frisky in the fridge. 

[loserone]

18 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

7 hours later and no sign of @Rovorsche ... I fear the Psycho Onions have claimed another victim.

Danny has dealt with him just like the rats.  I imagine he's talking to himself.

[Kiltox]

8 hours ago, Rovorsche said:

I like Chilli but today I bought some pickled onions that are steeped in Ghost Naga Chilli's.

The label mentions Endorphins twice, what could possibly go wrong?

Cover me, I am going in, single pickle recon mission.....

 

I had something very similar last year - they were amazing but one really was enough at a time ? 

[Rovorsche]

The second round of psycho onions was potentially a mistake but the bothersome snots and sore throat seem to have vanished after onion treatment.

Christmas started at around 5:30, under tens have no ability to sleep in on Christmas morning.

Going to cook breakfast and start an alternative Christmas play list with The Pogues.....

 

Merry Christmas you lot!

 

Play list suggestions welcome

[beko1987]

12 minutes ago, Rovorsche said:

The second round of psycho onions was potentially a mistake but the bothersome snots and sore throat seem to have vanished after onion treatment.

Christmas started at around 5:30, under tens have no ability to sleep in on Christmas morning.

Going to cook breakfast and start an alternative Christmas play list with The Pogues.....

 

Merry Christmas you lot!

 

Play list suggestions welcome

Kevin bloody Wilson - Santa Clause You Cunt

[3VOM]

That song from South Park about what you do to your uncle.

[108]

31 minutes ago, Rovorsche said:

The second round of psycho onions was potentially a mistake but the bothersome snots and sore throat seem to have vanished after onion treatment.

Christmas started at around 5:30, under tens have no ability to sleep in on Christmas morning.

Going to cook breakfast and start an alternative Christmas play list with The Pogues.....

 

Merry Christmas you lot!

 

Play list suggestions welcome

Frank Kelly’s Christmas Countdown usually goes down well. 

[Bren]

On 12/24/2019 at 12:15 PM, 95 quid Peugeot said:

At last  my Passat is run in     

That's  delivery mileage.

[Jerzy Woking]

On 12/23/2019 at 2:13 PM, sgtberbatov said:

Every time this advert comes on, and I see this one doing the shoulder roll, just brightens up my day. 

For all the advertising schmaltz at Christmas, M&S come in with something different and amusing.

But those clothes! Like like the racks Foster Brothers used to have.

[scdan4]

[Skizzer]

What an idiot. Everyone knows you don’t have to sand them, you just fill in the gaps with black bathroom sealant.

Sick look, yo.

[scdan4]