What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[TataBobu]

2 hours ago, New POD said:

So start at attempted murder

Really? If I use a long rope to tie my bicycle to a fence I'm attempting murder on the wanna-be thief?

[New POD]

6 minutes ago, TataBobu said:

Really? If I use a long rope to tie my bicycle to a fence I'm attempting murder on the wanna-be thief?

And film them, smashing thier head into a concrete slab? Sounds like a snuff movie director in the making. 

[xtriple]

Just met a really nice, pretty lady. Very yum indeed. While talking to her I thought she was from London or points south but after a while, I realised she was deaf! Once I realised she was lip reading I made a point (surreptiously) to look at her when speaking and we had a great chat. Apart from the lad she was with, possibly her son, about in his late teens and with some fairly major affliction. He kept coming over to me and tickling me HARD on the stomach, hard enough to push me over in fact. She also has two cute dogs. If I can separate her from the son/lad for ten minutes I may get somewhere.

Isn't it both odd and very telling that I am MASSIVELY interested in her and probably because she is 'flawed' so less likely to have undue expectations of a fellow flawed person. I was happy, now pissed myself off with the realisation of my own shallowness  

[New POD]

I don't see shallow in that 

[TataBobu]

27 minutes ago, New POD said:

And film them, smashing thier head into a concrete slab? Sounds like a snuff movie director in the making. 

OK, murder by filming it. Without the camera it would had been OK?

[MrDuke]

Bike thieves deserve whatever serious head injuries they get. WGAF.

 

My grin today: receiving a suspicious hand-written envelope with a welsh postmark, and immediately dreading the inevitable mardy letter from my ex. Only to open it and discover my shiny new Hubnut stickers, which I only ordered on Monday. ?

[Andyrew]

I like a bit of karma being issued and have Seen a good few of those bait bike videos. 

I thought some of them looked a bit too obvious tho, and it appears it's not unheard of for some people paying homeless people to "perform" as the theif for a few hundred dollars.  Same can be said for some of these animal miracle rescue videos when a puppy or cat is in a horrible situation or collapsed just happens to be found by a few people with a camera. Due to the popularity of these videos getting millions of views, it has raised concern of animals being drugged and put in these positions to be "saved" from.

Sadly where there's money to be made there's always going to be few arseholes. 

 

[New POD]

3 hours ago, TataBobu said:

OK, murder by filming it. Without the camera it would had been OK?

Less proof of intent. 

[hairnet]

hire car ?

in a certain furrin cuntry?

nahhhhh

buy that sucka

if i said it has an RB20 would you know what it was?

 

[High Jetter]

Laurel? Skyline?

[62 Austin]

If you need this many lights to see.....maybe you shouldn't drive.

[Tamworthbay]

10 hours ago, 62 Austin said:

If you need this many lights to see.....maybe you shouldn't drive.

On a gravel track, in a forest, at night, miles from anywhere, in the pissing rain, or fog like soup, at 120mph? Yup they need that many.

[andy18s]

6 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said:

On a gravel track, in a forest, at night, miles from anywhere, in the pissing rain, or fog like soup, at 120mph? Yup they need that many.

Mmmm,stylish....

[brownnova]

[myglaren]

[Tenmil Socket]

16 hours ago, Andyrew said:

I like a bit of karma being issued and have Seen a good few of those bait bike videos. 

I thought some of them looked a bit too obvious tho, and it appears it's not unheard of for some people paying homeless people to "perform" as the theif for a few hundred dollars.  Same can be said for some of these animal miracle rescue videos when a puppy or cat is in a horrible situation or collapsed just happens to be found by a few people with a camera. Due to the popularity of these videos getting millions of views, it has raised concern of animals being drugged and put in these positions to be "saved" from.

Sadly where there's money to be made there's always going to be few arseholes. 

 

They do look a bit fake tbh... although the electrified bike ones are quite funny...

[willswitchengage]

Was there some sort of flame war in the Bristol to ban diesels thread? I got a 'like' for a post there, and the thread appears to have gone.

Not surprised if so.

[loserone]

16 minutes ago, willswitchengage said:

Was there some sort of flame war in the Bristol to ban diesels thread? I got a 'like' for a post there, and the thread appears to have gone.

Not surprised if so.

Not gone, just only visible to those brave/stupid enough to ask for access to the politics bit.

 

 

[TataBobu]

Where does one perform such a foolish act? I'm asking for a friend...

[loserone]

PM a mod, or just ask pubicly in here.

[Kiltox]

‘Kinell, what did you do to that thread L1?  

Can I have access, please, mods? 

[loserone]

I used the B word and then inspired* @sierraman to go off on one about reopening the mines.

[sierraman]

I genuinely made that comment as a joke. 

[Tamworthbay]

16 minutes ago, sierraman said:

I genuinely made that comment as a joke. 

I am still convinced your secret informer at No10 leaked the info to you. We will all know the truth when it starts happening...........

[sierraman]

Fake news! 

[sierraman]

Fake news! 

[beko1987]

After an email and phone call today, I think I'm about to be very busy... getting all my vacuums down from the loft as a bloke from a news agency wants to come and interview me...

Excited and fucking dreading it at the same time!

[New POD]

30 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

After an email and phone call today, I think I'm about to be very busy... getting all my vacuums down from the loft as a bloke from a news agency wants to come and interview me...

Excited and fucking dreading it at the same time!

I'd be very cynical about it.  Why would a journalist want to interview a nut job like you (No offence meant) 

Do you have any editorial control? 

What's in it for you? 

[Tickman]

7 minutes ago, New POD said:

What's in it for you? 

This is the relevant part of that post.

[SiC]

3 hours ago, loserone said:

Not gone, just only visible to those brave/stupid enough to ask for access to the politics bit.

 

 

Why the utter fuck? How come we can't be trusted to talk about significant policies and decision that affect us driving older cars on a SHITTING CAR FORUM THAT REVOLVES OLDER CAR??

Strewth. I utterly despair at this place at times. ?‍♂️