What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[gm]

9 hours ago, brownnova said:

Ooh I like the look of Mini Steels on the MX5... 

Maybe that’s what I should go for... 

I agree

 

 

 

[garbaldy]

Broken down get in.

Why the grin then ? well take a look

Couldnt have broken down in a nicer spot.

[clayts450]

The front exhaust pipe blanking plug popping out on a fast stretch of the M1 and making the 214 sound OMGMAXPOWER.

Nursed it gingerly home - the plug was still in the engine bay - needed it to be a little bit longer, I think.... will fish it out when it's a little cooler

[dollywobbler]

I also broke down in a pretty place today.

 

Not my car. Was doing a video and POP went the boost pipe. Then it did it again. And again. Then I found the boost gauge pipework hanging down having popped off itself. Ripped the end off (baggy), reattached, reattached boost pipe using the screwdriver in the Saab toolkit. Sorted!

[Skizzer]

6 minutes ago, dollywobbler said:

Blimey, that’s a different look you’re sporting there DW.

[dollywobbler]

Aye. Chop chop! New starts and all that. Also, doing this has somehow raised over £1500 for charity!

[Noel Tidybeard]

11 minutes ago, dollywobbler said:

 doing this has somehow raised over £1500 for charity!

blinkin flip that's gone up since yesterday!

[Wack]

[Jerzy Woking]

[dozeydustman]

18 hours ago, dollywobbler said:

Aye. Chop chop! New starts and all that. Also, doing this has somehow raised over £1500 for charity!

Well done sir! I can imagine and wish for £2,000 being reached over the weekend.

[Tamworthbay]

Walking back to the CJ at Asda this afternoon when I spy an Aston convertible park up next to it. As I get closer I hear the female passenger saying how cool the CJ was and ‘I bet it doesn’t cost them £2000 for a service’. I couldn’t resist a cheeky grin as I got in.

[Cheggers]

Finishing early, meeting up with the gf for a few drinks and booking an unplanned holiday

[iainrcz]

Kept my currently 5 year run going.

Blocked the thunderbox in the hotel.

Left it late this year, we're going home tomorrow.

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[Cheggers]

I met the gf's brother for the first time last night...Nice guy but, as it turns out, somewhat of a militant vegan who spent half the dinner telling me why my choice of food (basically chicken and cous cous) would kill me and why I wouldn't eat meat if I'd ever set foot on a factory farm. I've nothing against vegans or anyone who chooses to follow their own path, but Steve is the type who will visit busy town centres with a banner and try to convert people going about their own business.

In an effort to change the subject I went for the old male standby of "what do you drive", and it turns out he's a bit of a closet 'shiter. After the main course we head out to the car park to look at his immaculate black LWB X308 Sovereign complete with personal plate with "Love animals, don't eat them" message along the bottom...And, yes, full leather interior

[twosmoke300]

Why do vegans have to let you know that they are ?

Much like pilots in my experience.

[iainrcz]

Why do vegans have to let you know that they are ?
Much like pilots in my experience.

And people with iPhones.

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[twosmoke300]

Does it come up on my signature? 

If it does it’s not cos I put it there ! 

[Andyrew]

Vegan or not is irrelevant  it's all dependant where they fall on the bell end scale.

Sounds like Steve was about a 7/10 in      bell-end-ness

[iainrcz]

Does it come up on my signature? 

If it does it’s not cos I put it there ! 

No it doesn't, I was meaning apple people in general.

The ones I know have to tell you they have a new one, and they cost more than my first 3 cars put together!

 

As for vegans, my Mrs works in a shoe shop.

They have the "I'm a vegan" clan in every so often, they buy leather shoes.

 

 

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[Tamworthbay]

25 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said:

Why do vegans have to let you know that they are ?

Much like pilots in my experience.

The vast majority don’t but it’s obviously a self selecting group that you remember. In my experience they are also the ones most likely not to worry about leather shoes, gelatine in sweets etc. There is an equivalent in any group, I bet there are people who drive old cars who tell anyone in a modern how shite they are etc etc. I wonder where we could find them?   What pisses me off about the holier than though vegan type is that they make it less likely that others will reduce their meat intake. I only eat meat one a week if that now, but fucked if I am going to be spouting off about it (suppose I sort of just did but you know what I mean). There are many good reasons for reducing meat intake, the say so of some irritating twat isn't one of them. They obviously have nothing more interesting in their lives.

[Roobarb]

18 hours ago, Jerzy Woking said:

That’s not your Dad’s car is it...?

[beko1987]

Our postman's just been, has a fucking jumper coat and hat on... It's so hot plastic things are melting in the bloody sun today! 

[Wack]

I'm at oulton park

Just saw this on facebook 

[Roobarb]

Just been to the land of broken English... 

Picked up a few pics of interesting spelling. I’ll post them as I dig through my phone pics. 

Boty massage anyone?

Fancy department store full of nice ladies making big promises. Bet that stops once they get married...

Probably something to do with last nights spicy Hong Kong hot pot. 

Teenie Weeni? Bit rude. He can’t help having a little weenie. 

Expensive bling for your mingr. 

[myglaren]

6 hours ago, beko1987 said:

Our postman's just been, has a fucking jumper coat and hat on... It's so hot plastic things are melting in the bloody sun today! 

On days like this my next door neighbour goes running with several pairs of sports pants, jumpers, hoodies and wooly hats on.

[andy18s]

Found my 1st wild Tortoise since moving out here

Grabbed a few pics as we moved it to the other side of the busy road

Not something you see every day....

[richardmorris]

Just watched hubnuts twk failure with the spark plug. Did make me laugh watching DW running alongside pushing it uphill with the engine running. Sorry Ian. 

Also from the same video, a tappy tappet, is a happy tappet. Although, perhaps they were more sloppy than tappy. .25 ?

[Tadhg Tiogar]

32 minutes ago, myglaren said:

On days like this my next door neighbour goes running with several pairs of sports pants, jumpers, hoodies and wooly hats on.

Cheap way of losing weight, I suppose.

[Cavcraft]

Be pretty surprised if the caravan was much newer than the car, but had a lovely time in North Norfolk as ever.

 

[richardmorris]

Someone’s pinched your wheels.