Roffle Cannock £3 Xmas Blind Roffle! BUY NOW TO GUARANTEE DISSAPOINTMENT

[John F]

320touring, on 09 Dec 2017 - 12:17 PM, said:

No luck for us..

 

Onto plan B

 

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Seabrook Gumtree bot is active!

 

Gawd! For a moment I thought you were going to put a bid in on Ian...!

 

Imagine the phone call with your insurers:

 

"Hi, yes, I'd like to add a vehicle to my policy."

"Certainly sir, what is it?"

"Er... a Uniwobbler..."

[omegod]

This has proper brightened my day    

[dome]

Once my hangover clears I'll maybe realise how stupid an idea entering this was. Absinthe is bad.

[DeeJay]

I can't be the only one cacking myself can I.

[Cavcraft]

Absolutely one of the best thread ideas EVER. Gutted I mised this, hope there'll be another one.

[omegod]

Absolutely one of the best thread ideas EVER. Gutted I mised this, hope there'll be another one.

 

I'm surprised you are not supplying the shite  , anything in around the £177 mark ?

[Pillock]

Currently looking for scrapyards, trade sales etc. There has to be a £177 car out there somewhere!

[Pillock]

Oh, and a weird thing just happened

 

320Touring just DIDN'T BUY a Clio 182. Let someone else have it. Weird!

[cms206]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-480-celebration-full-leather-air-con-2lt-future-classic/1278854404

 

This is allegedly 36 miles from Cannock, if the budget stretches to that I would be absolutely gutted to win the raffle.

 

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[omegod]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-480-celebration-full-leather-air-con-2lt-future-classic/1278854404

 

This is allegedly 36 miles from Cannock, if the budget stretches to that I would be absolutely gutted to win the raffle.

 

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Noice !!! 

[320touring]

After extensive researching over coffee,

 

I think we are going to call it a fail -

 

We shall donate to a charridee..

 

Think Pollock is sticking up a poll shortly.

[Supernaut]

You didn't wave loud enough!

[twosmoke300]

Do it again one day and hopefully I won't be too thick / slow to buy a ticket

[purplebargeken]

Unless you stick it in a pot and do the whole thing again after christmas, maybe the pot might get bigger.

[vulgalour]

The collective sigh of relief on this one was probably heard in space, even though space is a vacuum (not the kind Beko likes).

[johngarty]

Unless you stick it in a pot and do the whole thing again after christmas, maybe the pot might get bigger.

 

This

[skattrd]

Unless you stick it in a pot and do the whole thing again after christmas, maybe the pot might get bigger.

 

Nice idea, rollover Ney Year auction roffle

[drum]

Or give the raffle winner the money. Nice wee Christmas bonus.

[Tamworthbay]

Or eBay bid.......... maybe on Christmas Day?

[DeeJay]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-480-celebration-full-leather-air-con-2lt-future-classic/1278854404

 

This is allegedly 36 miles from Cannock, if the budget stretches to that I would be absolutely gutted to win the raffle.

 

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"has lots of new parts fitted. New cam belt new auxilerary belts, rear brake callipers,serviced, New tyres, Paint work need attention as flaky. Water pump needs attention as leaking MOT ran out"

 

Could you not fix pump and pour the MOT back in? 

[sporty-shite]

You didn't wave loud enough!

Neil not being loud enough?

 

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

 

Seriously, I'm gutted this has fallen through. I just wanted to see what complete shit the "prize" would have been.

[beko1987]

Lob it in a pot till the next cannock? Then the roffle-ees will be shit scared for a few months yet

[BavarianRetro]

What did you *think* you'd bought?

[John F]

Yep. Load the cash into an empty chamber and spin the revolver again

[Wack]

I'm happy for my 3 tickets to go to a worthwhile charity , ie one without a guy at the top on 300k a year , if it does have to be one of those I'd prefer you to buy a v8 jag firing on 5 cylinders and donate it at their head office as long as the chairman drives it for a month.

[catsinthewelder]

I just mentioned this to Liggle, and thought, Cannock auction could be a start point for SF or similar with adventurous/stupid types buying something to drive to the venue ...

 

On the way home I was wondering if Leominster car auctions could be a Thursday night stop off on the way to a future Welsh Shitefest.

 

[hairnet]

Hnnnng

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[Jim Bell]

Have YOU been mis-sold a £3 chance to win a car that you didnt want only to be relieved to find out you can stay at home indoors where its warm rather than having to go and get it?

 

Call SHIT DISAPPOINTING CARS R NOT US LAWYERS FOR YOU to find out what YOUR claim could be worth.

[Kiltox]

Have YOU been mis-sold a £3 chance to win a car that you didnt want only to be relieved to find out you can stay at home indoors where its warm rather than having to go and get it?

Call SHIT DISAPPOINTING CARS R NOT US LAWYERS FOR YOU to find out what YOUR claim could be worth.

Average payout is a fucked Maxus

[omegod]

First auction car on ebay to finish after 00:01 for under £177 Xmas day morning , what a Christmas day that would make for the lucky winner??