Roffle Cannock £3 Xmas Blind Roffle! BUY NOW TO GUARANTEE DISSAPOINTMENT

[Tamworthbay]

It's all over!

A purchase has been made!

Pics?

[RobT]

What did we miss out on?

[DeeJay]

Are the "responsible adults" who are bidding also in the pot to win?

(Or even the irresponsible feckers with them).

[oldcars]

I might need to knock the NEC on the head next year and attend this instead.

[Pillock]

Pics?

Nope. The auctioneer missed 320 waving at him and sold it to some tinsel instead.

[beko1987]

Wave louder then!

[320touring]

Wave louder then!

I shall starjump

[Tamworthbay]

Nope. The auctioneer missed 320 waving at him and sold it to some tinsel instead.

What did we miss out on?

[DeeJay]

Wave Pillock.

[johngarty]

We need a live stream

[320touring]

It's hard work here today folks!!

[beko1987]

Are you all in the corner or along the back wall? Go stand under his podium!

[gadgetgricey]

What bullet did we dodge, so we know the calibre of what to expect..

[sporty-shite]

Has Neil bought that Clio yet?

[Pillock]

I won't reveal what was missed out on in case it comes back round. The auctioneer is showing massive signs of idiocy today.

 

In other news, this NU SHAPE M8 Mongdeo just went through for £725 and conked out instantly as the hammer fell.

[oldcars]

I won't reveal what was missed out on in case it comes back round. The auctioneer is showing massive signs of idiocy today.

 

In other news, this NU SHAPE M8 Mongdeo just went through for £725 and conked out instantly as the hammer fell.

Its on just under 200k but clean mot. Looks to have had more hits that Stevie Wonder.

[skattrd]

I just mentioned this to Liggle, and thought, Cannock auction could be a start point for SF or similar with adventurous/stupid types buying something to drive to the venue ...

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Ballcocks. Haven't checked on here for a minute or two and this happens.

Would it be possible to make this happen again?

And again?

And possibly again?

I don't need any more cars, but I can justify winning a sorry pile of shite.

[Crusty Sills]

THIS

 

 

IS

 

 

FUCKING

 

 

AWESOME!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I saw it earlier so I could have played

[John F]

Great idea, folks!

 

Russian Rofflette for as-yet-unidentified rammel

[The Moog]

It's like letting someone punch you in the bollocks .... Twice... And paying them.

 

First time is for the choice of chod.... Second time in the draw...

[320touring]

No luck for us..

 

Onto plan B

 

 

Seabrook Gumtree bot is active!

[DeeJay]

.....and a third time for the collection.

[oldcars]

What you need is a 2001 Pete Sutcliffe with no photos.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/pete-sutcliffe/1277979116

[hairnet]

Nope. The auctioneer missed 320 waving at him and sold it to some tinsel instead.

ROFL

[skattrd]

No luck for us..

 

Onto plan B

 

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So if you don't get anything at the auction 15 shitters turn up at someone's house and ask ... "will you take £177? ... paypal ok?"

[320touring]

Pretty much the plan

[The Moog]

Brilliantly insane....

This place etc

[anonymous user]

As a Christmas Bonus, I have lobbed a small donation into the pot, this can be used either to put a bit of fuel in whatever is bought, a bit extra if it goes to charity or a cheap bottle of vodka for the lucky* winner for sorrow drowning purposes

[John F]

320touring, on 09 Dec 2017 - 12:17 PM, said:

No luck for us..

 

Onto plan B

 

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Gawd! For a moment I thought you were going to put a bid in on Ian...!

 

Imagine the phone call with your insurers:

 

"Hi, yes, I'd like to add a vehicle to my policy."

"Certainly sir, what is it?"

"Er... a Uniwobbler..."