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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread


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1 hour ago, Asimo said:

What were they thinking, importing this J4 from Portugal?  Two thousand hopeless pounds worth of oxide and lichen.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris-BMC-1970s-J4-Van-Panel-hot-rod-rat-rod-project-price-reduced/373069835211?hash=item56dcb1ebcb:g:UWcAAOSwi8VeuqW0

‘Requires plenty of welding to floor’

’This is far from a 5 minute job’

This really made me chuckle!

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On 3/5/2020 at 11:23 PM, Cooper1 said:

What the ever loving fuck is this.. ?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CORTINA-MK3-2000E-1975-P-REG/264652424849?hash=item3d9e838691:g:3ZsAAOSw9lteTSGj 7

 

 

"project" there is fuck all left!! :help:

Interior suggests it was the car Kate and Leonardo invented dogging in, recently recovered from the Titanic!

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53 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Do you think they are bidding just for the V5 ? ?

Yeah I sent this to my mate last week. Another ring a ding kit. EBay want to hang there heads in shame. I considered that the only correct thing to do was create another eBay account then win it. Then continue to do so every time it gets relisted and see who gets bored first. Luckily I'm not that sad ?

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5 minutes ago, Matty said:

Yeah I sent this to my mate last week. Another ring a ding kit. EBay want to hang there heads in shame. I considered that the only correct thing to do was create another eBay account then win it. Then continue to do so every time it gets relisted and see who gets bored first. Luckily I'm not that sad ?

Yes i know what you are saying, but can't you get a new shell now, or at least you could before the pandemic  ?

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Yes you can

https://www.motorsport-tools.com/ford-escort-parts-mk1-mk2/body-shell.html

 

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10 hours ago, camryv6 said:

Yes i know what you are saying, but can't you get a new shell now, or at least you could before the pandemic  ?

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Yes you can

https://www.motorsport-tools.com/ford-escort-parts-mk1-mk2/body-shell.html

 

£7500 isn't bad to be fair, but wouldn't it need to be on a Q plate? At what point is it considered significant modification?

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11 hours ago, 1duck said:

£7500 isn't bad to be fair, but wouldn't it need to be on a Q plate? At what point is it considered significant modification?

The Q plate is only required when the age or origin of major parts of the vehicle are unknown. You should be able to re-shell a vehicle without this problem if your paperwork is in order.

https://www.gov.uk/vehicle-registration/q-registration-numbers

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Judging from many dealings on the mini forum, a used shell gets a Q plate, a brand new shell is treated like any other replacement part and is fine. So what happens is people reshell and either declare or not, sometimes dodgy, sometimes not.

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£7500 isn't bad to be fair, but wouldn't it need to be on a Q plate? At what point is it considered significant modification?

£7500 was for the mk2 , the Mk1 was £17,500 , reliving your youth has some price only to find out that they were really AS.


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Hmm, doesn't even say Escort Mexico on the V5 like it should do. Its blank.
I can't even tell if it's a Type49 shell from the photos, although it is showing the correct BFAT start to the VIN on the V5.
Its madness what these basket cases sell for now, and when I think back to how many Mk1s, Mk2s & Mk3s I scrapped in my youth! I'd be a very rich man!
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4 hours ago, georgeinabz said:

 reliving your youth has some price only to find out that they were really AS.
 

That's true of 99,5%  of old cars , it's largely rose tinted glasses, minis and moggies were both poorly bolted together shite, when compared to say a Nissan Micra or even a fiat Punto...yet one will set you back thousands for a dog eared one, whilst the others are considered budget shite.

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I like old cars because of the lack of pointless crap. In a mini you feel totally connected to the road AND you can fix it when it goes wrong. Cars past about 2000 are nice on a long distance or for day to day use but aren’t fun, or at least not at road legal speeds. Way back in my early 20s I had been through various motorbikes ending up with a GSXR1100R and regularly doing speeds of 140mph + (on private roads occifer ?). I realised that any accident at that speed would be fatal, and was to a mate, RIP Paul Y. I then got into British bikes and found that I could have the same ‘near death fun’ but at speeds where both my licence and life stood a chance. Faster and more refined isn’t more fun. I still think the best car I ever had was my 944 turbo, soooo quick (for the time at least, quicker than a non turbo 911) and handled amazingly. Still had more fun in my minis doing stupid turns on roundabouts an the capris sliding at even the hint of rain.

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5 hours ago, AdeMk1 said:

Hmm, doesn't even say Escort Mexico on the V5 like it should do. Its blank. emoji848.png
I can't even tell if it's a Type49 shell from the photos, although it is showing the correct BFAT start to the VIN on the V5.
Its madness what these basket cases sell for now, and when I think back to how many Mk1s, Mk2s & Mk3s I scrapped in my youth! I'd be a very rich man!

In the words of Cavcraft "RINGA DIBG DING" 

Where is William ? 

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