'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread

[stuboy]

32 minutes ago, sutty2006 said:

£100 gets you a fucked 13 year old Yaris with a nackered engine.

thats better

[sutty2006]

8 hours ago, stuboy said:

thats better

Acceptable for a breaker 🤣

[J W Pepper]

£500 gets you a rusty 1/3 of a car, with added stone

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/403503434393

[J W Pepper]

How about this fine vehicle?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325072673386

Rotten to all buggery

[chaseracer]

12 minutes ago, J W Pepper said:

£500 gets you a rusty 1/3 of a car, with added stone

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/403503434393

Has anyone got the number for that bloke in Jaywick?

[KitKat]

10 hours ago, J W Pepper said:

£500 gets you a rusty 1/3 of a car, with added stone

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/403503434393

Do you reckon he’d sell the stone separately? 

[Eyersey1234]

1 hour ago, KitKat said:

Do you reckon he’d sell the stone separately? 

I'll give him 50p and a Mars bar for the stone

[Sham]

There's a lot of people who would like that for ornamentation sake. If I had the space, converting it into a sofa or something would be cool.

Not £500 cool, mind.

[KitKat]

56 minutes ago, Eyersey1234 said:

I'll give him 50p and a Mars bar for the stone

I’m more concerned for that poor trapped dog 

[Yoss]

1 hour ago, Eyersey1234 said:

I'll give him 50p and a Mars bar for the stone

I'll give you 50p for the Mars bar. 

[Erebus]

Have we had one of these before?  Why would you want to spend a load of time, effort and money to make your 2 litre Z3 look like a shit copy of a Cobra?!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/4880579998624316/?ref=product_details&referral_code=marketplace_general&referral_story_type=general&tracking={"qid"%3A"-6747214468329299134"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"36453049093872608"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A36453049093872608%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A13%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A844862879357206528%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A0.00013976998857836%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A129%2C\"grouping_info\"%3Anull}"%2C"lightning_feed_qid"%3A"-6747217629444793010"%2C"lightning_feed_ranking_signature"%3A"4212058084836638720"}

 

[sheffcortinacentre]

Because you've more money than sense.

[Erebus]

14 minutes ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

Because you've more money than sense.

More money than taste!

[Asimo]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/934131010614127

[sierraman]

12 minutes ago, Asimo said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/934131010614127

I’m just trying to get clear in my head what led to the run up to the creation of such a monstrosity.

[bunglebus]

That's popped up before, a huge amount of work to create a complete dog's breakfast

[New POD]

13 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

Because you've more money than sense.

CHELMSELY Wood appears to be the location.  Locals will know. 

[Datsuncog]

Looks even better* from the front.

Apparently, the guy who built it 'prefers people to love to hate his designs'.

Job jobbed, in that case.

This Custom CLK Is So Strange, You Have To See It For Yourself (mbworld.org)

[sierraman]

2 hours ago, bunglebus said:

That's popped up before, a huge amount of work to create a complete dog's breakfast

That suspension doesn’t look right. What’s those old office chair legs tacked together all about?

[LightBulbFun]

"dont worry PT Cruiser CLK cant hurt you its not real"

 

PT Cruiser CLK:

1 hour ago, Datsuncog said:

Looks even better* from the front.

Apparently, the guy who built it 'prefers people to love to hate his designs'.

Job jobbed, in that case.

This Custom CLK Is So Strange, You Have To See It For Yourself (mbworld.org)

[tom13]

On 2/18/2022 at 11:21 PM, djoptix said:

What an exercise in utter futility. Also HOW FUCKING MUCH

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1418196085305062

Price is crazy but I'm all about this. Its just good fun isn't it.

Also that batmobile looked ace before the black paint. Its like a Boso and a 50 American car ha da child ha.

[Jerzy Woking]

On 3/4/2022 at 9:04 PM, J W Pepper said:

How about this fine vehicle?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325072673386

Rotten to all buggery

Soon to be seen badly converted into a "Stealth Camper", irrepairably broken down in a layby near you.

[Missy Charm]

Here, isn't that @Snake Charmer's car?  

[RoverFolkUs]

On 2/22/2022 at 9:38 PM, J W Pepper said:

Good point, I wonder if the est retail value is what the vehicle may fetch or what a good one would fetch, I'm hoping the latter because who would spend £3000 on that? The engine and box surely isn't worth that.

Yes it's the latter, and it's usually inflated by 20-30%, the cynic in me tells me that's to inflate bids. If it says £3000 it's true value non-damaged is probably £2400-2500 ish. 👍👍

[camryv6]

On 3/5/2022 at 8:43 AM, Yoss said:

I'll give you 50p for the Mars bar. 

Could we have more photos of the Mars bar ?

[Yoss]

7 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Could we have more photos of the Mars bar ?

Particularly interior shots and a couple of the underside to check its integrity. 

[chaseracer]

31 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Could we have more photos of the Mars bar ?

Marianne says yes, as soon as she's finished with it...

[Yoss]

Topical. You might have to explain that to some of our younger viewers. 

[Eyersey1234]

54 minutes ago, Yoss said:

Topical. You might have to explain that to some of our younger viewers. 

I had to look it up and found this article 

 

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/mick-jagger-marianne-faithful-mars-bar-story/

[High Jetter]

Gawd, that brings back memories of a very ex ex. A very experimental ex. Let's just say that even from the fridge, Mars bars can soften quite quickly in the right* environment.