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4 hours ago, busmansholiday said:

Nooo, you need a couple more cars, actually one for each day of the week.

If I could afford it and had the space I'd probably end up with one for each day of the month. ? Unfortunately* my finances dictate otherwise. 

I've had a reply from the seller so I'll be leaving a deposit for it tomorrow. 

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On 6/17/2019 at 9:52 PM, Parky said:

More prizes to Lynne who again has surprised me by describing this as pretty much what it is.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/small-run-around-current-mot/1343570664

MOT to November and it’s a muthaflippin Suzuki Ignis.  Make sure you bring some adhesive with you, such as Copydex or Gloy Gum for that seventies primary school reminiscence to stick that rubbing strip back on.  Honestly Lynne, that was just sloppy.  

 

 

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So ive had some shit cars. The Suzuki Ignis holds the crown as the shittest, most awful plastic tinny tatpile of catshit i have ever had the misfortune to drive. 

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This counts if you bring a battery and are nimble enough to jump in from the passenger's side. Glasgow.

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vw polo motd till november low miles has an issue with drivers door wont open have took doorcard apart from inside i can open door with grinder but dont have other door so just left it car has been sitting around four months battery flat had new exhaust and tyres on it £150

 

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“I can open door with grinder” FFS

All VWs do this eventually, it won’t be that hard to fix....

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Caterham, £195, MOT until May.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201907220324196

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Have owned this car since April 2002 and during this time it has been well looked after and been regularly serviced ( still have all the paper work). Will be sorry to say goodbye! Passed MOT in May, once a new front exhaust section was fitted. The four 186/65 Tyres were replaced last year. Still running well although the radiator fan and A/C are not currently working

 

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This thread has been properly Reinvigorated these last few weeks.  The tested £200 car is back, ladies and gentlemen.  And I've had two in six weeks ?

djoptix Rank: Renault 16

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6 hours ago, egg said:

Caterham, £195, MOT until May.

 

Holy shit!!!!!

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Oh. *In* Caterham.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I can only disappoint you, but hey - Caterham is £££ (Surrey with a fringe on top) so probably a good buy.

Alan_Green Rank: Renault 16

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That's just the auction start price.

Jamie Rank: Renault 16

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only round corner aswell as one previous owner! tempting to try buy it and just try and kill it

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This thread always amazes me, you would have to add a zero to the end of all these prices if they were for sale in Australia.

 

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