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jakebullet Rank: Renault 16

jakebullet

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Arsebook bargain:

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6K, no MOT...... won't need much....

Date tested14 September 2018

FAIL

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Mileage157,032 miles

MOT test number1823 3789 6935

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Repair immediately (major defects):

  • Service brake efficiency below requirements (1.2.2 (a) (i))
  • Rear fog lamp not working (4.5.1 (a) (ii))
  • Rear fog lamp tell-tale not working (4.9.1 (a) (ii))
  • Registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of a single lamp or all lamps (4.7.1 (b) (ii))
  • Horn not working (7.7 (a) (ii))
  • All direction indicators not working (4.4.1 (a) (ii))
  • Windscreen washer not working (3.5 (a))
  • Nearside Front Windscreen wiper missing (3.4 (a))
  • Nearside Front Position lamp not working (4.2.1 (a))
  • Offside Front Position lamp not working (4.2.1 (a))
  • Nearside Front Position lamp lens seriously defective (4.2.1 (b))
  • Offside Front Position lamp lens seriously defective (4.2.1 (b))
  • Nearside Front Headlamp not working on dipped beam (4.1.1 (a) (ii))
  • Offside Front Headlamp not working on dipped beam (4.1.1 (a) (ii))
  • Nearside Front Headlamp not working on main beam (4.1.1 (a) (ii))
  • Offside Front Headlamp not working on main beam (4.1.1 (a) (ii))
  • Headlamp aim not tested both (4.1.2 (b))
  • Nearside Front Suspension arm insecurely attached trailing arm bolt (nut missing) (5.3.3 (a) (i))
  • Brake pedal has insufficient reserve travel (1.1.2 (a))
  • Nearside Rear Vehicle structure corroded to the extent that the rigidity of the assembly is significantly reduced (6.1.1 (c) (i))
  • Offside Rear Vehicle structure corroded to the extent that the rigidity of the assembly is significantly reduced (6.1.1 (c) (i))
  • Nearside Front Vehicle structure corroded to the extent that the rigidity of the assembly is significantly reduced (6.1.1 (c) (i))
  • Offside Front Vehicle structure corroded to the extent that the rigidity of the assembly is significantly reduced (6.1.1 (c) (i))
  • Nearside Front Vehicle structure corroded to the extent that the rigidity of the assembly is significantly reduced out rigger (6.1.1 (c) (i))
  • Offside Front Vehicle structure corroded to the extent that the rigidity of the assembly is significantly reduced out rigger (6.1.1 (c) (i))
  • Nearside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Driver's door hinge insecure (6.2.3 (c) (ii))
  • Nearside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is inadequately repaired (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is inadequately repaired (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Nearside Front Suspension component mounting prescribed area is inadequately repaired (5.3.6 (a) (i))
anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Trust me, that isn't much work for a 90 to get an Mot. You could fix all the electrical issues in front of the tester and it would still be able to disgrace itself by them failing again when he tried them

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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He's still asking 6 large for an LR with a significantly fucked chassis(TADTS) = vendor is a throbber.

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Shirley belongs on the Tat thread?

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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10 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said:

He's still asking 6 large for an LR with a significantly fucked chassis(TADTS) = vendor is a throbber.

 

This. My little cousin recently bought a 90, with a galvo chassis and an MOT, that actually runs, lights mostly work etc. for less than that. And, yes, I did try my best to talk him out of it ?

 

 

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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1 hour ago, richardthestag said:

1977 Jaguar XJS Pre HE Manual

E-TYPE Replacement

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Jaguar-XJS-Pre-HE-Manual/254439442833

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I am rather hoping that the seller coughed when he popped in the BiN of £20bags

Unless he is so inbred that he has webbed buttocks

I should really be in the "Fucking scrap it" thread

To be fair, that looks slightly* better* than the 1985 one which has been rotting near my office for several years.

bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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I brought a LR 90 2.5 Td on a C plater for £150 in 2004.. collected it in a 1970 swb 88" diesel...all the 90 needed was 1 patch of welding and a new wiper motor...ended up breaking it, think I made just over a grand on that..

Also swapped a 5 year old Zafira for a (at the time)  20 year old 110 Td..ran that around for a few months, then got offered a Range Rover Soft dash 300Tdi auto (tuned as well)...

did quite well on that, air suspension died after a few months *TADTS* so ended up selling it to a mate in Sheffield for more than I paid for the original Zafira..paid 2500 and got £3500 for RR...

Only LR that are cheap enough now are Freelanders, and spears and reapers discoveries...must admit i'm tempted by a TD5 disco 2.....

Spurious Rank: Renault 16

Spurious

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I know you'll struggle finding a lower milage example (and this really is low milage, lots of sitting still which ain't good). But 4,500 notes for a non special edition 18 year old Volvo?

Am I missing something here? Worth maybe half that and a little more perhaps. 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1185741

 

 

 

 

 

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Saabnut Rank: Renault 16

Saabnut

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On 12/18/2019 at 1:09 PM, bezzabsa said:

...must admit i'm tempted by a TD5 disco 2.....

Ooooh, step this way Sir........

The Discovery of Doom will be going on the market soon (where it will be perfectly* well behaved for the new owner now I have spent the last year fixing its faults. I just need to fit the new front hub and put a new MOT on it.....

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bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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4 hours ago, Saabnut said:

Ooooh, step this way Sir........

The Discovery of Doom will be going on the market soon (where it will be perfectly* well behaved for the new owner now I have spent the last year fixing its faults. I just need to fit the new front hub and put a new MOT on it.....

do you accept, empty wallets...pickarse dizzel, or empty xmas packages?? LOL

 

MAY be looking latter part of next year..depending how things work out this year........

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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don't know about you lot but when this thread has a new update I find myself buzzing with excitement.. "What overpriced shonky shite will I find!"

Alas more oft than not someone has misunderstood the thread title and I finds only dissapoint ☹

Could Herr Bollocks change the thread title so as to avoid future confusion and disappointment to something that everyone* could understand please

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Kiltox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Kiltox

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4 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

£3,690 for a 20 year old Audi A3 automatic.

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F193276224791

First time on the market in 22Yrs...Totally

unique Rare modern classic

Oh do fuck off.

Part of me wants to arrange for them to deliver it to Scotland and then say I’m not satisfied.... I’ll pay nothing according to the advert. 

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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8 minutes ago, fraybentos said:
Built for class and touring and of course it really bringings out the Italian in you ( if you have any ) 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Rare-Modern-Classic-Alfa-Romeo-166-2-5-V6-24V/372886773970?hash=item56d1c8a0d2:g:liUAAOSwLrtd~yus

To be fair, that's probably a fair price. Possibly should be in the low cost high liability thread. 

fraybentos Rank Morris Ital

fraybentos

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6 minutes ago, New POD said:

To be fair, that's probably a fair price. Possibly should be in the low cost high liability thread. 

Yep I just thought the description was funny and wasn’t sure where to post it!

 

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