Hertz Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 18 grand Milk Float anyone? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRISON-D4-CROMPTON-LEYLAND-OTHER-MILK-FLOAT/123519578027?hash=item1cc2572fab:g:fQUAAOSwl5JcAWev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian_J_Hotson Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Bargain. Cheap for a load of angle iron and nails. Anyone that's had the misfortune of driving one of these will know that it's like wrestling a bear... Constantly... bangernomics and richardthestag 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian_J_Hotson Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Grubby shitbag golf with the wrong engine? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Golf-Volkswagen-Golf-1-9TDI/372516015827?_trkparms=aid%3D333202%26algo%3DCOMP.CATCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180608100040%26meid%3D58316bac9ff448719d3ede9bcd09a61a%26pid%3D100889%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D173663040131%26itm%3D372516015827&_trksid=p2056116.c100889.m5204 Only 2ana arf geezer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 H68 0r 65 something something something - be funny to look it up and see what it is/was. BMW 325I SportUntaxed and without MOT for 10 years which is a bit fishy. VIN WBAAA12000EG23027 says it has a FUENF-GANG-SPORTGETRIEBE, Limited Slip diff, M TECHNIC SPORTPAKET and Shadowline (i.e. no chrome) which seems legit. Power listed as "125" though. Probably is what they say it is although it smacked that trolley bay in 2008, or they've been driving it on someone else's reg plates for 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian_J_Hotson Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 }sucks through teeth...{ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 YEEEE-HHHAAAAAWWWWWW!!! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-BMW-E46-325-Ti-M-Sport-Drift-Car-Wide-Arch-Track-Car-Modified-Road-Legal/392166468975?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180409081753%26meid%3D362cea8105bb4171922bfbfa1f0bc44a%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202492052230%26itm%3D392166468975&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219 s-l1600.jpg Haz MOT but won't go threw1... £4,295 The fuck?! Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispian_J_Hotson Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Heater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 exhaust! who cares, what really counts: New Pollen Filter Aston Martin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 May not be a bargain.. but id love one.. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F254004194656 Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 18 grand Milk Float anyone? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRISON-D4-CROMPTON-LEYLAND-OTHER-MILK-FLOAT/123519578027?hash=item1cc2572fab:g:fQUAAOSwl5JcAWevRepaint it in "Craggy Island Creamery" colours. richardthestag and MorrisItalSLX 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 MK6 Scrotes seem to be appearing in the 'oh do fuck off' price range, here is this 'ahem 15k Scrote, which only being a 5 digit odometer could well be 115k, its a £500 car at most, because these cars were pretty crap and discounted heavily new, pretty much base model as well. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-FINESSE-16v-VERY-LOW-MILEAGE-OF-ONLY-15-114-MILES/143050306754?hash=item214e7674c2:g:KHoAAOSwiiVbx6ji Aston Martin and adw1977 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Another reclaimed steel era CVH valve stem seal smoker estates in 3 door variety, with the fucking awful 3 speed automatic for glacial performance, AND mid 20s mpg, bonus doom blue, and has zero options for an L, it is grim, and not worth the money I think E platers did away with the radio aerial, shoving it in the rear screen heater, and ffs, original owner was too tight to haggle for the factory sunroof which most dealers would chuck in to sweeten the deal. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-L-Auto-Estate-1600-Exceptional-VERY-LOW-MILES-Only-6-850/173644262525?hash=item286e012c7d:g:oQ0AAOSwo5la8zaY:rk:27:pf:0 drivewaymyway, rantingYoof and bangernomics 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 And finishing of this trio of grossly overpriced Fords, here we have officially the worst special edition mk6, a dressed up 1.6 Encore, badged as a Mexico, complete with grey bumpers, and cheap Ford wheeltrims, front fogs kidded nobody, same for the not that fast 1.6 Zetec, it is about as inviting as a wet Wednesday morning in January at Knottingley services with Theresa May as company, they sold so few because people weren't stupid enough to buy these piles of shit, it no fancy graphics, just a Mexico badge where it used to say Encore, I suspect these arrived as boggo Encores, and were dressed up at PDi, rather like the 'Bonus' of old. 3 bags puts it firmly in the 'oh do fuck off in to the sea' catagory, it is a £500 car at most, and I bet the stealer gave buttons for it, sayinf 'these Escorts are worth nowt M9' line, and logisics is a posh name for road haulage and storage, someone get me a 12bore so I can sort these clowns out! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-MEXICO-1600-28-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-IMMACULATE-CONDITION-RARE/123529175551?hash=item1cc2e9a1ff:g:6RoAAOSw7HhcCP41:rk:29:pf:0 Rusty_Rocket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Another reclaimed steel era CVH valve stem seal smoker estates in 3 door variety, with the fucking awful 3 speed automatic for glacial performance, AND mid 20s mpg, bonus doom blue, and has zero options for an L, it is grim, and not worth the money I think E platers did away with the radio aerial, shoving it in the rear screen heater, and ffs, original owner was too tight to haggle for the factory sunroof which most dealers would chuck in to sweeten the deal. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-L-Auto-Estate-1600-Exceptional-VERY-LOW-MILES-Only-6-850/173644262525?hash=item286e012c7d:g:oQ0AAOSwo5la8zaY:rk:27:pf:0 Having owned a 1986 (D) Escort I'm surprised this one hasn't rusted away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpingjehovahs Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Just posted this on the “Cars You Didn’t Know Existed Until Recently” thread and was pointed in this direction. 10k is a lot of money for a 16 year old Jimny, no matter how cool it is https://www.cargurus.co.uk/Cars/l-Used-Suzuki-Jimny-d2537?sourceContext=facebook#listing=124703968 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ProgRocker and somewhatfoolish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 MK6 Scrotes seem to be appearing in the 'oh do fuck off' price range, here is this 'ahem 15k Scrote, which only being a 5 digit odometer could well be 115k, its a £500 car at most, because these cars were pretty crap and discounted heavily new, pretty much base model as well. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-FINESSE-16v-VERY-LOW-MILEAGE-OF-ONLY-15-114-MILES/143050306754?hash=item214e7674c2:g:KHoAAOSwiiVbx6ji Out of curiosity I've just checked the history on that and it's done no more than 530 miles a year maximum. Had 11k on clock in 2005! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 And finishing of this trio of grossly overpriced Fords, here we have officially the worst special edition mk6, a dressed up 1.6 Encore, badged as a Mexico, complete with grey bumpers, and cheap Ford wheeltrims, front fogs kidded nobody, same for the not that fast 1.6 Zetec, it is about as inviting as a wet Wednesday morning in January at Knottingley services with Theresa May as company, they sold so few because people weren't stupid enough to buy these piles of shit, it no fancy graphics, just a Mexico badge where it used to say Encore, I suspect these arrived as boggo Encores, and were dressed up at PDi, rather like the 'Bonus' of old. 3 bags puts it firmly in the 'oh do fuck off in to the sea' catagory, it is a £500 car at most, and I bet the stealer gave buttons for it, sayinf 'these Escorts are worth nowt M9' line, and logisics is a posh name for road haulage and storage, someone get me a 12bore so I can sort these clowns out! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-MEXICO-1600-28-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-IMMACULATE-CONDITION-RARE/123529175551?hash=item1cc2e9a1ff:g:6RoAAOSw7HhcCP41:rk:29:pf:0 Christ, that's terrible. £495. £3000 buys a proper car, not junk like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 This might be the most flagrant messing of a worthless numberplate I've ever seen: it's F4 KMS FARMS FARM FARMER FARMING PLEASE LOOK AT THE PICTURE CAREFULLY TO SEE BY USING A FANCY K TO MAKE THE R A "fancy K" With the Fancy K diet you can lose 1,250 pounds when the DVLA confiscates this plate. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FARMS-F4KMS-FARM-FARMER-FARMING-FEES-PAID-ON-RETENTION-TILL-2025/132870692352 Rusty_Rocket, Heidel_Kakao, Dj_efk and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcr Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 KMS indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I thought £1500 a bit salty for a 1998 528i, but this really does look lovely. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-R-BMW-528i-SE-AUTO-E39-MOT-NOV-19-SUPERB-RUNNER-FSH-LEATHER-AIRCON-CRUISE/283305136435?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140725133651%26meid%3D35692db25ffd4adfb98849071fe2e942%26pid%3D100276%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D113460198683%26itm%3D283305136435&_trksid=p2060778.c100276.m3476 Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FakeConcern Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Nice 172 How much? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renaultsport-clio-172-cup-182-Trophy-V6/123569284133?hash=item1cc54da425:g:jOgAAOSwrpJcJ3ki:rk:15:pf:0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangernomics Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 And finishing of this trio of grossly overpriced Fords, here we have officially the worst special edition mk6, a dressed up 1.6 Encore, badged as a Mexico, complete with grey bumpers, and cheap Ford wheeltrims, front fogs kidded nobody, same for the not that fast 1.6 Zetec, it is about as inviting as a wet Wednesday morning in January at Knottingley services with Theresa May as company, they sold so few because people weren't stupid enough to buy these piles of shit, it no fancy graphics, just a Mexico badge where it used to say Encore, I suspect these arrived as boggo Encores, and were dressed up at PDi, rather like the 'Bonus' of old. 3 bags puts it firmly in the 'oh do fuck off in to the sea' catagory, it is a £500 car at most, and I bet the stealer gave buttons for it, sayinf 'these Escorts are worth nowt M9' line, and logisics is a posh name for road haulage and storage, someone get me a 12bore so I can sort these clowns out! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-MEXICO-1600-28-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-IMMACULATE-CONDITION-RARE/123529175551?hash=item1cc2e9a1ff:g:6RoAAOSw7HhcCP41:rk:29:pf:0Bunged many a rear spoiler and vinyl stickers on base models to make dealer editions. Best ever was solid coloured 3 door escorts badged up as SR cos the Vauxhall’s over the road put RS in their envoys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Goodwood https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Riley-Elf-Racecar-Perfect-for-Goodwood-Members-Meeting/254051860108 Classified ad price: £25,000.00 Go and fuck something. Anything. Remspoor and Datsuncog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Willam-lambretta-pickup-microcar-uk-registered-mot-an-tax-exempt-ready-to-use/163465754784 Classified ad price: £4,250.00 And the reason why I would spend Rolls Royce money on this piece of shit is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-1100d-1960-with-suicide-doors-needs-resto/163465565474 Classified ad price: £2,600.00 As much as I do appreciate that you really need the dosh, going by the surroundings you carve out a meagre existence befitting a man of the land in, I'm afraid you'll have to wait for foreign aid from Eritrea to arrive. However, since your location is stated as being Bognor Regis, United Kingdom I am rather inclined to think you should go and fuck yourself. Verdict: Piss taker. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 It could be your's if you whack in a 550 quid (yes, £550.00) minimum bid. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-NOVA-GTE-ROLLING-SHELL-COMPLETE-RENOVATION-PROJECT/173721786469 Will need welding/new panels. What a fucking bargain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panhard65 Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-1100d-1960-with-suicide-doors-needs-resto/163465565474 As much as I do appreciate that you really need the dosh, going by the surroundings you carve out a meagre existence befitting a man of the land in, I'm afraid you'll have to wait for foreign aid from Eritrea to arrive. However, since your location is stated as being I am rather inclined to think you should go and fuck yourself. Verdict: Piss taker.I think this might be one of Nigels motors. Rather optomistically priced but you never know, I think I only got £1500 for my Neckar when I sold it about 10 years ago with a full mot and in need of paintwork. Mr_Bo11ox and Cheggers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Tagora SX on auction "Estimation : 100 - 200 €" https://www.interencheres.com/vehicules/vente-de-voitures-de-collection-243124/lot-19171761.html merde, the triple webers are gone... 604 solex Burnside and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 This has cheered me up. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-GOLF-MK1-MK2-PIRELLI-P-SLOT-RIMS-ALLOY-WHEELS-14-4x100-ET38-6J-171601025AA-/283325070997?_trksid=p2385738.m4383.l4275.c10 I've a set of those on my Scirocco, I didn't realise they were that* valuable. Aston Martin and mk2_craig 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kringle Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 £400 for a car with no floor? https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-100e-anglia-popular-prefect/1324546112 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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