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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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Is that why it's expensive for dentistry because the building mine is based in appeared in that movie ?

Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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^^^^^^ Turds polish well I have read on the wise interwebs

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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^^^^^ Believe the phrase is;-

"You cannot polish a turd, but you can wrap it in glitter"

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That really should be in the boggo ebay thread, unless the seller actually wants eleventy-twelve million pounds for it

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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^^^^^ Believe the phrase is;-

"You cannot polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter"

Edited for pedantic accuracy.

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meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

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£15,000 including transportation from Hungary , you could buy a street of houses instead

Maybe it comes with the barn it was found in

pilninggas Rank: Citroen Ami

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What a happy looking old truck. The plate even says it is. GIB Shitters.

i put it in the wrong thread. oops

Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Reggie 11, just under the 2K of those lovely pounds.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Renault-9GTL-1-4lt-1986-1-x-owner-51000-LONG-MOT-time-warp-a-classic/123356304563?hash=item1cb89bd4b3:g:Yb0AAOSwgN9bThpT

 

 

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Mat for two feet not four.

 

About the seller.....

 

my name is george and im a genuine and honest guy if your ever in doubt obout something feel free to contact me.

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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Okey dokey George, will do.

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"George, George, there's something I'd like to know. Do worms know when it's Christmas?".

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

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….Maybe the seller has lobbed the rear reg plate into the Tiber....

 

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I see the River Tiber, foaming with much WOB.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Range Rover Classic Modified Flatbed Project Carnival Festival Parade

 

Not exactly a fucking Popemobile, mind.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-Modified-Flatbed-Project-Carnival-Festival-Parade/223165616835

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Apparently a 2CV also had to die for this heap, that's suitable for a zombie parade at best.

 

All this can be your's for a mere* five fucking bags, which is no surprise considering it's in that London.

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Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

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That makes me sad. I don't know what's worse, the price they are trying to shift it for or that someone must have spent money doing that to it in the first place. Bridge fodder.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I like the idea of some of those Londonish braindead fixie bike couriers ricochet off it a bit worse for wear.

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Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Not exactly a fucking Popemobile, mind.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-Modified-Flatbed-Project-Carnival-Festival-Parade/223165616835

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Apparently a 2CV also had to die for this heap, that's suitable for a zombie parade at best.

 

All this can be your's for a mere* five fucking bags, which is no surprise considering it's in that London.

 

Lomdon? That would make it great for the Chelsea tractor school run. How many Anklebiters you could get in the back.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You'd go straight to fucking prison if that thing put as much as a stud of its tyre tread into the LEZ, let alone the child abuse charges you'd face by exposing those degenerated little shits to a non air conditioned and purified environment.

pshome Rank: Renault 16

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Not exactly a fucking Popemobile, mind.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-Modified-Flatbed-Project-Carnival-Festival-Parade/223165616835

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Apparently a 2CV also had to die for this heap, that's suitable for a zombie parade at best.

 

All this can be your's for a mere* five fucking bags, which is no surprise considering it's in that London.

 

Popemobil you want? If popemobil then a real one and must be 504, this way please: https://www.naelautoclassic.com/annonce.php?idvoit=914

 

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mk2_craig Rank: Renault 16

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That one actually has one fewer zero in it than I might have expected. Pope tax seems to be quite variable.

pshome Rank: Renault 16

pshome

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it was sold by the Peugeot Museum for 11300€ in 2009.

 

https://www.artcurial.com/fr/lot-peugeot-504-u01-special-podium-papamobile-1980-type-504-u01-special-podium-papamobile-1980

 

Two were made, one actually used by the pope and a spare. This is the spare.

Still 15K isn't a bad price, it's a brand new car after all.

 

I never understood why a car would be of a higher value just because some well known person farted into the seats.

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andy18s Rank: Lancia Gamma

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15k for an ex-plod spec P38

Cancelled order so got a groovy dealer County sticker on it so no toys,leather or any redeeming qualities at all really

You can guess what most of the comments are saying....

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JimH Rank: Renault 16

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I don't think we've had this one yet. It's another from the dealer in all things thoroughbred Emergency Accountants. This time the unique appreciating asset is perhaps the most desperate use of the GTi badge ever. Not for this lad the backdrop of water features in the grounds or the stone built stable blocks. No, the cars speak for themselves and can shout through the palisade fence and weeds.

 

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Suggested Retail Price: £4,999
 
Estimated Value In 10 Years: £25,000
 
Valuer's Comments: "Have you ever seen a Ford Escort GTI Estate before? I haven't and this is probably the last time you will ever see one. If you are going to buy a super super rare car make sure it has a Ford badge on it like this one and being an Escort is icing on the cake! Car works as it should. Drive away today.
 
This one is so perfect for you collection.  You know that every collection needs a Ford Escort and this has to be the best one to get! Appreciating useable classic and cheapest in the UK by far. Don't be the guy who said 'I remember when these were peanuts and now they are mega money' ten years from now. Reserve with only £100."

 

To be fair to the lad he only wants a grand for this cast iron investment opportunity. I do wonder what is going to happen to the global economy over the next decade that is going to make a thirty year old estate worth 25K. Perhaps he thinks we are in for a bout of hyper inflation.

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