Guest Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Hallo!I'm looking for a new auto... I have dreamt of a porshe for all my life but now have some uncertainty... Could you give me pros and cons of a Cayenne[/url]? Who has this auto please share his/her impressions about this car? And the main reason - is girls like it?;-)What better new auto or pre-owened one? If you know some specific porcshe forums, please give me a url. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Aye, fucking brilliant they are, I have two and I have to beat the quim off with a shitty stick. You must go and buy one now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtd2000 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Dobroye utro (Ãâ€Ã¾Ã±Ñ€Ã¾Ãµ утрþ) This is autoshite and yes your car choice certainly qualifies - buy one in the UK as they are cheap as chips compared to Euro version with the sterring wheel on the wrong side.It'll save you wasting time walking to the pavement to pick up all those devushkus (ôõòушúу) with wet quims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I picked one up for £250 not so long ago. The sills needed a lot of welding but I used bits of old washing machine to cut down on costs. The motor was a bit smokey too so I dropped in the lump from a Pug 405 diesel which seems much torquier.The girls love it, I regularly have 8 naked beauties pleasuring themselves in the car whilst I cruise around town. I'd definately not buy a new one, since late 2007 they're all made of anchovies and make a quacking noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 My Cayenne is going well at the moment, well down the 17th yesterday anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 TBH, any woman worth her salt (i.e. likely to bear you sturdy offspring, cook you a decent steak & kidney pie, not complain about your old speckled hen habit, and not run off with your cash to a premiership footballer at the first opportunity) will look at a man in a Cayenne and think 'tosser'.Much better you sort yourself out with a 1982 Talbot Horizon. You'll have the laydeez hurling themselves at you then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethj Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 A Lada Niva is faster on the road but of course the Porsche is better on the rough stuff. Depends what you want it for really.Perhaps the best of both worlds and a winner with the laydees too, is an ex-Gas Board Transit van 4x4. Even with the stickers taken off the side you can still see where the paint hasn't dulled, that's worth a few points at the Pebble Beach concours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Case Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 An ideal choice for your intended usage. When I had one, I found that I was always fighting off women like flies............. but then I've always liked science fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VWPowered Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 TBH, any woman worth her salt (i.e. likely to bear you sturdy offspring, cook you a decent steak & kidney pie, not complain about your old speckled hen habit, and not run off with your cash to a premiership footballer at the first opportunity) will look at a man in a Cayenne and think 'tosser'.Much better you sort yourself out with a 1982 Talbot Horizon. You'll have the laydeez hurling themselves at you then.my bird thinks any bloke who drives a porsche is a wanker lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You don't want a Porker - you want a Fezza ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-j Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 devushkus (ôõòушúу) with wet quims-I think I get this - (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtd2000 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 devushku = girl - I added an "s" for the plural which is more than likely wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 That's one of the few Russian words I know, and only because I've read A Clockwork Orange in which most of the slang is derived from Russian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55bloke Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Aye, fucking brilliant they are, I have two and I have to beat the quim off with a shitty stick. You must go and buy one now. I have to admit, that's the funniest post I've ever seen in any forum... ever!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpineandy Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Ahhh, the Porker Cayenne, Physical proof that money can't buy you class or style.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Aye. Wor lad Russ used to mince about in a Cayenne Turdbox at one point. Now he has only 'plates of meat' for transport. Great hairy twat. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
155V6 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 If you want a Porsche,the front engined ones are best,but be sure you get one that looks like this The ones that look like this are far inferior,they may share the same engine but they are far less practical & could only carry half as many devushkus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I thought the original Cayenne was a bit too big and practical so I bought the smaller version: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 If you know some specific porcshe forums, please give me a url.Here you go, let me google it for you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Case Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Thanks for the link Father T, followed it and came up with this gem: ''If I say to somebody, 'I own a Porsche,' I want them to think I'm a swinger,'' said Al Ries, a co-author of ''The 22 Immutable Laws of Branding,'' and a founder of Ries & Ries, marketing consultants. Unfortunately they really think, 'You are a .............' (Alfisti's weekend 'complete this sentence in no more than ten words' fun competition) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpineandy Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 If you want a Porsche,the front engined ones are best,but be sure you get one that looks like thisthey may share the same engine but they are far less practical & could only carry half as many devushkus or this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtd2000 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 That's one of the few Russian words I know, and only because I've read A Clockwork Orange in which most of the slang is derived from Russian.Guess who read the book without a glossary...... I was about 33% through it before most of it made any sense "We gave this devotchka a tolchock on the litso and the krovvy came out of her mouth", which approximately translated means, we gave this girl a blow on the face and blood came out of her mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 We gave this girl a smack on the arse and gravy came out of her mouth. More entertaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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