1988 Renault 5 Extra Wheelchair Van - DEAD

[vulgalour]

Well.

Here we go again.  It all made perfect sense at the time.  You know, before it broke and was on an unattended recovery because there's absolutely no way my health will allow me to wait in the cold for [insert period of time here] because the vehicle in question is [insert ridiculous amount of distance away here] and I need to get back home for work.  It will now be delivered to my home within five working days.

I had it all planned out, and back up plans, and thank goodness for that because I had to use them.

I'll tell you what it is when it gets here...

There's a tiny handful of people who know what it is, the rest of you are free to guess.

 

One clue: It's not a Rover P4

 

[stuboy]

citreon ax 10E

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Rover P6.

[Stanky]

Its the electric Rover R8 isn't it? And the plan fell apart because three of the Halfords battery chargers in the boot had got damp in them and wouldn't charge properly, reducing your range between charges from 12 miles to 8. 😁😁😁

And the 5 working days is because the AA refused to tow it, but are contractually bound to recover it to a place of your choosing - so the AA recovery man has to drive it from Swindon to Newcastle, leap-frogging the Rover and his caddy van between tacho breaks?

Do I win a prize?

[LightBulbFun]

27 minutes ago, vulgalour said:

One clue: It's not a Rover P4

is this where this is a "Trick question" a Trick clue if you will, and you have somehow managed to wrangle JET1 from the Science museum?  

[vulgalour]

I can tell you it's not an AX, I like them just not the driving position.  Nor is it a P6, another favourite of mine, nor JET1.

@Stanky gets internet points for making me belly laugh.

[Hawkeyethenoo]

Am I getting warmer?

[vulgalour]

I fucking wish!

[lesapandre]

35 minutes ago, Hawkeyethenoo said:

Am I getting warmer?

That's the new Jaguar?

[GrumpiusMaximus]

36 minutes ago, lesapandre said:

That's the new Jaguar?

It's the new JLR general support and recovery vehicle.  There are three of them, recovering each other endlessly.

Personally, I'm guessing a Citroen BX.

[DSdriver]

Citroen GS?

[2flags]

Don't tell me, you bought something from HMC? Was it his Lada?

[Spiny Norman]

One of the Citroen Visas?

[ETCHY]

7 hours ago, Hawkeyethenoo said:

Am I getting warmer?

Anybody else think that if you painted one pink extended the front & put 4 wheels there, you  could turn  a Mk10 into a passable FAB 1 rip off ?

[EyesWeldedShut]

CX 'Safari'

[Stinkwheel]

Rover P5 (as its not a P4 or P6)

[MAF260]

Soviet beige contraption with a multitude of lighting?

[vulgalour]

It looks like I was beginning to get predictable.  Fortunately it is none of the above nor is it from the HMC collection so I still retain my air of mystery/misery.

[cobblers]

MK7 Golf R with maxton design bodykit, 4D plates and drug markers on the PNC system in 3 counties.

[sdkrc]

Is it a Kewet CL-Jet?

[Pieman]

15 minutes ago, cobblers said:

MK7 Golf R with maxton design bodykit, 4D plates and drug markers on the PNC system in 3 counties.

He didn't say he'd been to Birmingham.

[Marshall2810]

14 hours ago, DSdriver said:

Citroen GS?

I fucking wish! 

[plasticvandan]

A bicycle

[vulgalour]

43 minutes ago, plasticvandan said:

A bicycle

Okay... another another conveyance.  Shit, forgot about that one.

[comfortablynumb]

16 hours ago, lesapandre said:

That's the new Jaguar?

Well it's certainly better looking than the pink abomination they've shown as the concept car.

JLR have a reputation for showing concepts that they insist aren't going into production.

Until they do...

Edit- sorry @vulgalour for thread drift 

Edited December 3, 2024 by comfortablynumb
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[lesapandre]

1 hour ago, sdkrc said:

Is it a Kewet CL-Jet?

What's this? Is it for sale somewhere? Very neat.

[Dyslexic Viking]

4 minutes ago, lesapandre said:

What's this? Is it for sale somewhere? Very neat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kewet

And there are probably some for sale in Norway if you want a long and painful road trip.

[Datsuncog]

The world's most desirable Xsara Picasso?

[IronStar]

9 minutes ago, Datsuncog said:

The world's most desirable Xsara Picasso?

Wow, an Xsara Picasso I don't hate! I didn't think I'd ever say something like that!

I'll go with something more modern, so Rover 45?

[SiC]

A Citybug 107/C1/Aygo?