Well fuck me I got it working again

[RoverFolkUs]

My boss was wondering why my toilet breaks were a lot shorter..... 🤣

[JJ0063]

15 hours ago, JJ0063 said:

I had to talk to the Mrs! Turns out she doesn’t work in Woolworths anymore.

Just noticed how many interactions this post got! Fucking hell, I better add social media influencer to my CV!

[stuboy]

i nearly turned on the tv

[RoverFolkUs]

53 minutes ago, JJ0063 said:

Just noticed how many interactions this post got! Fucking hell, I better add social media influencer to my CV!

You might have a million followers by the time you next talk to her then 😉

[Dave_Q]

I don't think there is much need for a backup forum, this is the only notable unplanned downtime I can remember in however many years since the site was liberated from DaveB£47please.

The admin team know their shit, as I understand it this was a bollock that was dropped by the hosting company not our tech wizards and such incidents are pretty rare.

[hairnet]

38 minutes ago, Dave_Q said:

 this was a avocado pannini that was dropped by the hosting company 

 

[High Jetter]

"I went away on a Monday,

Posted on a Tuesday but when  I went

to post on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday..."

AS was fucked. Thank fuck you resurrected it.

[Slartibartfast]

Apparently it had another hiccup overnight. I'm working on resolving the actual problem with the hosting co

[Datsuncog]

On 6/15/2023 at 1:58 AM, Datsuncog said:

The old 'Kit-Kat foil across the fuse terminals' trick works every time.

Oh...

[tooSavvy]

🥳🥳👍.... 🙊🙉🙈

Up n Down, like a callgirls panties!

🚙💨

[Slartibartfast]

If anyone's worried about the data etc, don't panic. It's just that the operating system on the server has a very different idea of what its network adapter is called than the hardware does.

Plans are afoot to bring the whole shebang up to date, replace all the drop links, get a fresh MOT and get everything concourse ready.

Well ... maybe FOTU ready

[MikeR]

Q... Did you use the technical thump ? 

[artdjones]

As long as it's just technical problems. I was scared it was a libel injunction 😁

[purplebargeken]

Bloody internet HGF.... thank the gods its fixed.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Whether or not it was the actual issue, I always feel it's appropriate to deploy the DNS Haiku.

[Sham]

And if it's not DNS, it's mystically linked to a print driver.

 

Somehow.

[Back_For_More]

Can you stop making me interact with the company Teams calls please? 

I know more now in the last week than I've taken on in 18mths - it's bloody depressing! 

 

[St.Jude]

11 minutes ago, Sham said:

And if it's not DNS, it's mystically linked to a print driver.

 

Somehow.

Don't even joke. I had 80 laptops this week shit themselves because a windows update banjaxed the printer driver.

No fun typing my admin password in manually 80 times

[grogee]

41 minutes ago, Sham said:

And if it's not DNS, it's mystically linked to a print driver.

 

Somehow.

 

[bunglebus]

This needs to stop, I've adjusted the rear brakes on the Lupo, replaced the horn and changed a drop link on my mate's Elgrand. It's all well and good but it sets a precedent for how quickly future jobs get done - I don't want 'er indoors nagging me every six months

[brownnova]

1 hour ago, St.Jude said:

Don't even joke. I had 80 laptops this week shit themselves because a windows update banjaxed the printer driver.

No fun typing my admin password in manually 80 times

Typing pa55word doesn’t take that long…. 

[St.Jude]

11 minutes ago, brownnova said:

Typing pa55word doesn’t take that long…. 

Just as well you don't work in IT.

Every password must contain a !

[PicantoJon]

8 minutes ago, St.Jude said:

Just as well you don't work in IT.

Every password must contain a !

Pa55word! 

[tooSavvy]

20 minutes ago, brownnova said:

Typing pa *55 word doesn’t take that long…. 

Is that a 'new' thing..... 🤣🤣

[Ghosty]

[GrumpiusMaximus]

3 hours ago, St.Jude said:

Just as well you don't work in IT.

Every password must contain a !

1337hAx0or! Takes a bit longer to type to be fair.

[sutty2006]

6 hours ago, purplebargeken said:

Bloody internet HGF.... thank the gods its fixed.

I think he just dumped a whole bottle of K-seal in it first time….. 

[stuboy]

i was gonna turn too p0rnhub site but not getting home till 830pm i was too whackd to wack..lol

[RoverFolkUs]

Somebody clearly fitted budget tyres rather than a set of crossclimates, so the Autoshite server had an obligatory meltdown 🙄🤣

[PicantoJon]

Bloody ditchfinders at it again!