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loserone Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'm not sure if this is a bit salty(probably quite), but this is surely summery mingebag motoring at it's finest.

 

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A westfield with a 1.7TD. On the same scale as a diesel MGB, only cool. Sell the wheels and the spare engine, stick some rusty steels on and run around all week on a tank.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Sod it, I'm going for broke here.

 

Today's newly found internet picture posting is bought (brought?) to you by the word 'replica'

 

The slow and the stupid...

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-RX-7-Tw ... 1c218243d6

 

'The last owner spent lterally thousands on the car to make it look this good'

So it was you that fucking wrecked it then?

 

The wheezy and the wank...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mr2-355-kit-c ... 336eceb6dd

 

'is one of the best ones as the dimesions and length look just right...'

After several pints of vodka?

 

 

The sleazy and the skank...

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RS-TURBO-REPL ... 19cb2fe0b6

 

0.1/10 for replication, 29.6/10 for gluing an oversized LPG filler cap to the front wing.

 

'FUEL PUMP BEHIND SEAT SMELLS'

I wouldn't worry about it, the rest of it fucking stinks.

Woody Rank: Austin Maxi

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Thats been on ebay for 5 months at least

 

I can only assume when seen in the flesh its as rotten as a pear. From memory it has no history whatsoever with it either

 

Shame, doesn't look that bad.

 

It's at East Coast Salvage now - big fleet disposal place up the road from here. Not their usual sort of thing, wonder how they came by it?

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/261332376.htm?ca=20_s

Yes!!! This is the 2CV-engined version, the best one obv. €400 seems a good buy to me

I'd love one of these. We had a metallic green LN as a runaround at our holiday house in the Auvergne when I was a lad - taught myself clutch control trying to drive the thing round the garden without stalling it. LNA would have the 652cc engine from the Visa rather than the 602cc 2CV lump, so marginally quicker - should be able to cruise at 75 if your ears can stand it.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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BROWN MERC

Shame, doesn't look that bad.

 

It's at East Coast Salvage now - big fleet disposal place up the road from here. Not their usual sort of thing, wonder how they came by it?

 

I took these photos of it back in Feb 2010, It looks really nice from the outset but once you get on your hands and knees you quickly discover that there is in fact no floor.

 

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1981 Mercedes-Benz 280E W123 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

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1981 Mercedes-Benz 280E W123 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

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1981 Mercedes-Benz 280E W123 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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That BROWN and ORANGE...

 

GS PALLAS

 

Lovely, just Lovely.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... rid=229508

 

'THE SHELL IS MINT'

 

Yeah, looks brand new.

 

'NOT USUAL RUBBISH'

 

Come again?

 

'NICE PARTY TRICK START THE CAR BEFORE YOU GET THERE'

 

Presumably to save embarrasment in case anyone sees you.

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

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Genuine bargain alert, I'll give this about one hour tops and it'll be snapped up. Probably by a scrap yard unfortunately if someone isn't quick enough...

 

Renault 11

 

Actually, it looks a bit suspect as the wording says 'offers over £100' and also 'I WILL REQUIRE A £200 DEPOSIT AS SOON A CONTRACT OF SALE IS AGREED'.

 

 

Now listed £1695 classified. Tch.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Yeah cheeky twat started it at £100 bin then must have changed it.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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I saw that earlier. At £1700 it belongs in the Bargains thread, not even the nicest Turbo would make that much. A Renner 11 has to be one of the most unloved cars of all time, there is LITERALLY no one on earth who likes them enough to pay that much money.

Tartan58 Rank: BL Wedge

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I saw that earlier. At £1700 it belongs in the Bargains thread, not even the nicest Turbo would make that much. A Renner 11 has to be one of the most unloved cars of all time, there is LITERALLY no one on earth who likes them enough to pay that much money.

 

I would and certainly for a mint early turbo - fortunately my budget is about a tenth of that so I'll have to be sensible!

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That Galant is scrummy, even for a left hooker. Someone there will grab a bargain. Donny plate on it too.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That Galant seller is taking the piss. He's trying to get round fees, I reckon, listing at £100, then inviting offers....

Someone should buy it.....or at least try and buy @ £100 then kick up if he won't sell it....

BE LIEK HIRST_CABZ

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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£100 for that Galant? ....

 

Same seller as the R11 innit, so expect that to leap up to some faintly absurd figure at some point later tonight. To be honest, it looks properly lovely so is probably worth whatever number he pulls out of his hat. It's not like you're ever gonna find another one

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Likewise. If he doesn't sell it for that (and obviously he won't) he's a twat.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Quelle surprise, it's now £2200 :roll:

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Quelle surprise, it's now £2200 :roll:

 

Open to offers though? I honestly don't think that is too far off the mark. As Hirst pointed out he has a 1.1 Mk2 Fezza for £1695, in comparison this doesn't seem that pricey. The days of picking up big RWD Jap saloons for peanuts are sadly over, someone somewhere will be prepared to shell out for it if it's as good as it looks.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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It's possibly worth it but it's the £100 'submit best offer' crap he lists which he then changes to a much higher price that bugs me. Probably some sort of fee evasion nonsense.

Sod it though, not worth getting aeriated about.

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