Naffest most crass giffer mods

[RoverFolkUs]

On 09/10/2024 at 14:39, morrisoxide said:

Spotted this and thought it belonged in here.

This chap must like his spark plugs as he's got Ngk, Denso & Bosch plugs.

The money wasted on stickers could have gone towards a proper car, like an Audi TT!! 

anything but a fucking peugeot 

[somewhatfoolish]

1 hour ago, bunglebus said:

Where can I get a chrome wiper arm cover?

 

AliExpress, naturally.🤣

[Lord Sterling]

Spotted this on Facebook. Someone spotted this in Bristol:

[Leyland Worldmaster]

On 15/10/2024 at 19:06, somewhatfoolish said:

AliExpress, naturally.🤣

Must get one for my A2! 🤩

[bunglebus]

Ah, Dacia owners. Would sir like a little panel edge protection?

That blue stuff runs all the way along the bottom of all the doors too in case it's not clear from the picture 

[Metal Guru]

12 hours ago, bunglebus said:

Ah, Dacia owners. Would sir like a little panel edge protection?

That blue stuff runs all the way along the bottom of all the doors too in case it's not clear from the picture 

Hardly a giffer mod, more a massive cock up in the Dacia design dept. specifying either the rear panel or the door 1/2 in too small.

[loserone]

That blue stuff is wrapped over the edge of the door, it's not a half inch shutline

[dean36014]

And it's almost certainly fucked the paint on the door edge up.

[somewhatfoolish]

Depends, some types of that edge moulding have rubber fins inside rather than metal barbs.

[martc]

Add (panel beaters) profit to your driving (expenses).

[martc]

Artist Kenny Scharf with his daughter in his ‘Ultima Suprema Deluxa’, a 1961 Cadillac Sedan de Ville with customised paintwork and plastic dinosaurs, passing by Jones Diner at 371 Lafayette Street and Great Jones Street, New York City on January of 1990.

[Jack D]

The same spot today 

[Missy Charm]

On 09/10/2024 at 14:39, morrisoxide said:

Spotted this and thought it belonged in here.

This chap must like his spark plugs as he's got Ngk, Denso & Bosch plugs.

Makes you wonder which make he's got in the fourth cylinder...  

[martc]

1 hour ago, Missy Charm said:

Makes you wonder which make he's got in the fourth cylinder...  

He needs to buy this pack -

[stuboy]

' fake sunroof'.....

[Missy Charm]

15 hours ago, martc said:

He needs to buy this pack -

Of course!  Yorkshire's finest spark plug! 

[captain_cal]

Much enjoyable stick-on shite to be removed from my new one, my pal has helpfully broken the bonnet ornament off already - just need to get the base off with a heat gun and then I can stick it on his car 😜 But the piece de resistance is the sticker on the boot..

The seller had a serious tat problem, I stumbled across one of his other Facebook listings after I bought it and it was 150 quid's worth (as advertised, probably more like a fiver's worth) of LED strip lighting, door protectors, go-fast stickers etc.

I noticed the warning label by the roof handle was missing, but instead of wiping off the sticker residue, the daft twat stuck a piece of "carbon fibre" effect tape over it!!!

And you're lucky I don't have pictures of the abomination attached to the clutch pedal - with self tappers obviously 🙄

[bunglebus]

What's going on there?

[captain_cal]

Crunch with yet more giffer fixing!

There's literally a page in the handbook telling you to mind parking face in to kerbs with the Aero kit cos the bumper is so big - I managed to give it a bloody good rub on a speed bump during the test drive.

Also there's a FULL Aero kit in the right colour in Stockport for 50 quid if anyone fancies ponying it down to Cornwall eventually?

[morrisoxide]

On 03/11/2024 at 10:06, Missy Charm said:

Of course!  Yorkshire's finest spark plug! 

Ee by gum thas champion tha nos.

[Tommyboy12]

Im really surprised 'The Punisher' hasnt made its way into this thread yet.

[FakeConcern]

38 minutes ago, Tommyboy12 said:

Im really surprised 'The Punisher' hasnt made its way into this thread yet.

That's amazing! Who is being punished I wonder?

[Tommyboy12]

24 minutes ago, FakeConcern said:

That's amazing! Who is being punished I wonder?

The people who attend the car shows that this absolute giffermobile regularly attends

[Stinkwheel]

1 hour ago, Tommyboy12 said:

Im really surprised 'The Punisher' hasnt made its way into this thread yet.

Had a very similar car come past me yesterday evening on the A5. It was similar model Civic in white and black and tat colour, I actually did a LOL as he came past at the shite sound of the exhaust. I just wish people who drove this kind of thing knew and could see/hear the reactions of folk like me literally laughing at his car. Id love to know how much they have spent getting it 'up' to that standard

[goosey]

1 hour ago, Tommyboy12 said:

Im really surprised 'The Punisher' hasnt made its way into this thread yet.

Why is the Gun on the top of the roof missing in the first  pic ? 

[Tommyboy12]

3 minutes ago, goosey said:

Why is the Gun on the top of the roof missing in the first  pic ? 

Its there. Its partially masked by the Land Rover in the background

[goosey]

Just now, Tommyboy12 said:

Its there. Its partially masked by the Land Rover in the background

Oh shit yeah, just looked again, my eyesight 🙄

[Tenmil Socket]

1 hour ago, Tommyboy12 said:

Im really surprised 'The Punisher' hasnt made its way into this thread yet.

Jesus wept... words fail me 🤦‍♂️ AliExpress soup!

Is that a gun on the roof, samurai swords under the back bumper and stickle bricks on the end of the spoiler?

 

 

[Missy Charm]

1 hour ago, Tommyboy12 said:

Im really surprised 'The Punisher' hasnt made its way into this thread yet.

The 'P NOSHER'.  Perhaps it's owned by a Mr P. Nosher...  

[grogee]

"Yeah I've done loads to it, spoilers, TRD mods, arch extensions..." 

"Oh right, so you're running wider wheels then?" 

"No"