The grumpy thread

[Fumbler]

On 22/09/2022 at 16:23, chodweaver said:

On 22/09/2022 at 15:49, Wack said:

You put your phone number on a car ad and all you get is arseholes 
Just had a call 
Hello I'm calling about your life insurance and a possible shortfall 
OK which life insurance policy , which company 
We work with various companies 
OK but which company am I with 
I don't have that information 
No you wouldn't because you're a thieving scamming cunt now fuck off 
I wonder if they record calls for training purposes, I'll be on the really pissed off don't call again list 
 

Is there mileage in giving them fake bank details, telling them to fill their boots and immediately contacting the FCA with their number? Or is it equally likely they'd be successful in pulling money out of the account if the details you give out turn out not to be fake?

It works well with advance fee scams if they ask for it. Because they're desperate to carry on smoothly with scamming you, they don't usually bother to check if it's actually genuine.

[Saabnut]

8 hours ago, loserone said:

We've had problems with rabbits and deer this year. And moles.  And rats.  And a grey squirrel.

 

FFS.

 

Or a mixed stew as it is known!  

[sierraman]

I’ve massively misunderstood the Highway Code I think. The rule now is whoever is approaching in the fastest and most uncontrolled manner has priority on a roundabout. 

[horriblemercedes]

On 9/22/2022 at 5:31 PM, Remspoor said:

Boars (not the South African kind) 

Even so, I've never met a nice one 

[adw1977]

6 hours ago, sierraman said:

I’ve massively misunderstood the Highway Code I think. The rule now is whoever is approaching in the fastest and most uncontrolled manner has priority on a roundabout. 

That's certainly how it seems to work in India.

[New POD]

6 minutes ago, adw1977 said:

That's certainly how it seems to work in Birmingham

Fixed that for you. 

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, adw1977 said:

That's certainly how it seems to work if you're under 35

EFA

[Metal Guru]

10 hours ago, sierraman said:

I’ve massively misunderstood the Highway Code I think. The rule now is whoever is approaching in the fastest and most uncontrolled manner has priority on a roundabout. 

Unless it’s an HGV with Polish or Lithuanian plates which have priority over everything else.

[New POD]

10 hours ago, adw1977 said:

That's certainly how it seems to work in Birmingham (especially) if you are under 35 and Indian. 

Almost correct now. 

[RoverFolkUs]

Went to the car boot this morning, except I didn't

Got there and there was a 1/4 mile or so queue, uh oh

After sitting in said queue, got there and the gates had been closed

Totally rammed to capacity, both buyers and sellers

That has never happened before

It's the last one for the season, and it's a nice day. No wonder really

Now I'm imagining all the stuff I've missed out* on

Perhaps on the bright side, I was trying to have a bit of a clear out so maybe not being able to buy more crap is an enforcement of that..

Oh well, 6 months to go until the next one

[MikeR]

Oh look the fridge/freezer in the static flat lined last night due to the cold  .... The expert told me it would be ok ...  Better check if the tell tale ice cube melted when we get there ....

[reb]

33 minutes ago, Nyphur said:

I'm just glad it wasn't for real money

The only casino card game I actually understand well enough not to lose all of my money immediately is Blackjack.

 

 

 

It takes me at least half an hour to lose all my money.

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Nyphur said:

I'm just glad it wasn't for real money

TBF quads are so rare that most would go in with that full house.

[cobblers]

There's a nice bakery near our new unit. Real good gear - Focaccia bread, Croissants, Cinnamon rolls, them pecan plait things, all that bollocks but incredibly nice.

Last week I bought £12 worth of fancy stuff, ate half a cinnamon roll and brought it all home, left the bag on the kitchen side and went in the shower.

Dog ate the fucking lot. FFS

Friday after work I popped to the new unit to have a clean up etc, and the bakery was still open (they seem to be going 6am-9pm!) so I bought another bag of lovely stuff. 

Left it on the kitchen side.

Went in the shower this morning.

Yup. It's all in the dog again. FFS

[108]

5 minutes ago, cobblers said:

There's a nice bakery near our new unit. Real good gear - Focaccia bread, Croissants, Cinnamon rolls, them pecan plait things, all that bollocks but incredibly nice.

Last week I bought £12 worth of fancy stuff, ate half a cinnamon roll and brought it all home, left the bag on the kitchen side and went in the shower.

Dog ate the fucking lot. FFS

Friday after work I popped to the new unit to have a clean up etc, and the bakery was still open (they seem to be going 6am-9pm!) so I bought another bag of lovely stuff. 

Left it on the kitchen side.

Went in the shower this morning.

Yup. It's all in the dog again. FFS

You need to throw the dog in the shower and eat the bread. 

#helpful_suggestion

 

🥲

[dozeydustman]

That Mini fought me all weekend and had another present for me this morning. Just wanted to check everything was still torqued up and secure. Popped to the shop and heard a rattle from driver’s front.

Drop link thread had sheared but thankfully ECP had one on the shelf so that was another hour or so faffing around I hadn’t planned.

[dozeydustman]

Oh, and the Saab may now need an indicator switch as the headlamp main/flash function is pissing around

[somewhatfoolish]

22 hours ago, 108 said:

You need to throw the dog in the shower and eat the bread. 

#helpful_suggestion

 

🥲

Shower with the dog #savingenergy

[Datsuncog]

Ask to use the bakery's shower before going home

OR

Bring the bread into the shower with you, wrapped in plastic bags?

 

This is getting a bit like one of those logic riddles involving foxes, chickens, farmers and boats...

[High Jetter]

How about having a convenient cupboard in the kitchen that the bread could go into? Or a bread bin?

[somewhatfoolish]

2 hours ago, High Jetter said:

How about having a convenient cupboard in the kitchen that the bread could go into? Or a bread bin?

Where's the fun in that? Captain sensible.

[Split_Pin]

My dad was ripped off by a main dealer today (no surprise but wait until you hear this right old load of tripe).

He had his 2017 Volvo V40 cross country into John Clark Volvo in Edinburgh for a service and MOT. He's 74 now and hates the long and busy drive in from Linlithgow so they always collected it and dropped it back off which is brilliant.

They delivered it back to him and said that there were some rusty screws on the undertray and they broke it whilst trying to remove it. 

And charged him £400 for a new one (which took 3 days as the wrong part arrived initially)

It also needed a new front damper which was £160 for the part.

For a service, MOT, parts and labour, they charged him TWELVE HUNDERED POUNDS.

I'm below amateur and even I have removed an undertray which has had rusty fixings without breaking the thing. Cutting the bolt and making do with the no doubt countless other fixings would surely have sufficed.

Obviously he is going to complain but I'm beyond words how a main dealer can do this to someone. They obviously saw he was a pensioner who lived in a nice house and just took the piss. 

I'm really angry about it.

[cobblers]

1 hour ago, Split_Pin said:

My dad was ripped off by a main dealer today (no surprise but wait until you hear this right old load of tripe).

He had his 2017 Volvo V40 cross country into John Clark Volvo in Edinburgh for a service and MOT. He's 74 now and hates the long and busy drive in from Linlithgow so they always collected it and dropped it back off which is brilliant.

They delivered it back to him and said that there were some rusty screws on the undertray and they broke it whilst trying to remove it. 

And charged him £400 for a new one (which took 3 days as the wrong part arrived initially)

It also needed a new front damper which was £160 for the part.

For a service, MOT, parts and labour, they charged him TWELVE HUNDERED POUNDS.

I'm below amateur and even I have removed an undertray which has had rusty fixings without breaking the thing. Cutting the bolt and making do with the no doubt countless other fixings would surely have sufficed.

Obviously he is going to complain but I'm beyond words how a main dealer can do this to someone. They obviously saw he was a pensioner who lived in a nice house and just took the piss. 

I'm really angry about it.

I genuinely don't think they do this stuff out of malice, I think the "system" just ends up this way. The guy doing the work is given set times for jobs so if he spends half an hour extra trying to sort the undertray out, it comes out of his own pocket and he'd have to jump through hoops to try an get paid for it, so the procedures just mean they order a new undertray.

Doesn't make the shafting any better, but I always subscribe to the "do not immediately attribute to malice what could otherwise be attributed to incompetence"

[Split_Pin]

Seriously, fuck the mechanics pocket man. My dad has just been charged £400 for a part that could have been taken off without breaking it. So you're saying just suck it up as long as the mechanic doesn't have to pay for it?

I can't believe 4 other folk on here actually liked the above response as well. 

 

[juular]

3 minutes ago, Split_Pin said:

Seriously, fuck the mechanics pocket man. My dad has just been charged £400 for a part that could have been taken off without breaking it. So you're saying just suck it up as long as the mechanic doesn't have to pay for it?

I can't believe 4 other folk on here actually liked the above response as well. 

 

For the £400 I suspect almost anyone would say, fine, ditch the undertray.  Or cable tie it back on (which is easier in the long run to deal with).

A phonecall would have sorted all of this out.

£400 for an undertray and £160 for a shock isn't incompetence unfortunately, it's blatant profiteering out of people that don't have mechanical knowledge.

[captain_70s]

1 hour ago, cobblers said:

I genuinely don't think they do this stuff out of malice, I think the "system" just ends up this way. The guy doing the work is given set times for jobs so if he spends half an hour extra trying to sort the undertray out, it comes out of his own pocket and he'd have to jump through hoops to try an get paid for it, so the procedures just mean they order a new undertray.

Doesn't make the shafting any better, but I always subscribe to the "do not immediately attribute to malice what could otherwise be attributed to incompetence"

It shouldn't be the customer who has to pay up for the incompetence. 

If you sent your car for a service and the apprentice filled the sump with antifreeze you wouldn't expect to pay for the resultant replacement engine they had to fit...

[cobblers]

4 minutes ago, Split_Pin said:

Seriously, fuck the mechanics pocket man. My dad has just been charged £400 for a part that could have been taken off without breaking it. So you're saying just suck it up as long as the mechanic doesn't have to pay for it?

I can't believe 4 other folk on here actually liked the above response as well. 

 

No I'm saying blame the shit system, not the mechanic. If he spent the extra half an hour on every undertray, he'd be skint or sacked in a few weeks. The system makes it impossible for him to do a proper, honest job

[Talbot]

1 hour ago, cobblers said:

The guy doing the work is given set times for jobs so if he spends half an hour extra trying to sort the undertray out, it comes out of his own pocket and he'd have to jump through hoops to try an get paid for it, so the procedures just mean they order a new undertray.

Really?

If they find corroded fixings or some other issue that means the job takes longer, they just charge per hour labour to do the job.

In the event of corroded fixings on an undertray (which is a shit design in the first place.. they should be able to last longer than 5 years) even if the mechanic had to grind them off and then use new fixings with penny washers, that might be another 1/2hr labour and a few quid for fixings.

This is a classic case of a Main Stealer living up to the stereotype.

[Split_Pin]

Glad to see we haven't all gone mad. My point is, as above, a few extra hours getting the tray off intact would not have cost £400. That's just wear and tear and my dad would have been absolutely fine with that. Instead they, admittedly as well, broke it trying to get it off. 

[PhilA]

Then feedback to Volvo; underneath cars need to have stainless bolts for pieces that need to be removed for service routinely.

Answer to come back: Volvo announces it's no longer to sell cars in Scotland due to environmental concerns.

(The Scottish environment causing rust is a concern).

It's all turned into a massive time and motion study so they can quantify every moment of the day.