The grumpy thread

[Sloth in a bowl]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

Kia Pride is the same but I can't find one of those either.

I've bought a MX5 housing for 13 quid - assuming it fits I'm going to try to wangle something together with a 90° reducing elbow and a joiner.  I begrudge paying nearly 100 quid for a used Festiva housing from the US.  That's almost 20% of the car's value...

There seemed to be multiple Kia Pride thermostat housings on a Google search e.g. https://www.eurocarparts.com/search/209545190?type=shopping 

I can't remember if you need the 2 bolt or 3 bolt pattern (I think my Pride was a 2 bolt job) or if the water hose is straight out or a side mount, but I saw multiple variants in the search results.

[omegod]

A day spent driving round my city on very important NHS business has left me with he following grumpy observations:

Men in their 60's buy a Ford Kuga and think they are Lee fucking Majors

Retired people need to stop letting  streams of twats out of side roads and junctions, you may have oodles of spare time to wave people on smilingly but I do fucking not 

People seem to have taken leave of their senses and pull the most random and stupid manoevures, private hire taxi drivers in particular are behaving like lemmings 

The look of surprise women do when asked for payment after bagging all their shopping up, " Ohh  forgot about that bit " ... fuck off and have your card ready !!

Men who wear their watch with the face on the inside of their wrist need their hard drives checking ( controversial observation I know) 

Things that suprised me and slightly lifted my mood : 

The shit hole estate that is Speke has some phenomenal mouldy driveway ornaments, Lancia Thema.....a pair of 24v Senators....Hymer Motorhome......Mazda 323 turbo x 2 

 

Sorry for the grump but I'm being ravaged by a mystery bug that's remarkably covid like but stubbornly refuses to test as it   

 

 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, omegod said:

Men in their 60's buy a Ford Kuga and think they are Lee fucking Majors

Retired people need to stop letting  streams of twats out of side roads and junctions, you may have oodles of spare time to wave people on smilingly but I do fucking not 

People seem to have taken leave of their senses and pull the most random and stupid manoevures, private hire taxi drivers in particular are behaving like lemmings 

The look of surprise women do when asked for payment after bagging all their shopping up, " Ohh  forgot about that bit " ... fuck off and have your card ready !!

Men who wear their watch with the face on the inside of their wrist need their hard drives checking ( controversial observation I know) 

I hear you, and feel your pain. Just some of the things that irk me.

[anonymous user]

5 hours ago, Bren said:

Change car, but not on a hot day. That is all.

Efa

[GMcD]

23 hours ago, captain_70s said:

Council stuff is still peanuts, but the waiting list is ridiculous, priority for council residents/disabled, etc and obviously most of them are being flattened and turned into flats.

MIL is on the list for Glasgow. A dozen or so garages behind her council flat. Not a sniff so far although to be fair it's only been a couple of years...

I had one years ago with one of the smaller Glasgow housing associations. Unless you've got someone on the inside who can lift your form and bump you up the queue infront of everyone else you've got no chance. It's rigged. 

The terms on mine stipulated it was for car storage only😂. Most of them in my block were just full of people's shite, builders material or windows from the guy next doors glazing company.

[wuvvum]

4 hours ago, omegod said:

The look of surprise women do when asked for payment after bagging all their shopping up, " Ohh  forgot about that bit " ... fuck off and have your card ready !!

This.  I've pulled my mum up on it in the past - she swears blind that she doesn't do it...

[wuvvum]

7 hours ago, Sloth in a bowl said:

There seemed to be multiple Kia Pride thermostat housings on a Google search e.g. https://www.eurocarparts.com/search/209545190?type=shopping 

I can't remember if you need the 2 bolt or 3 bolt pattern (I think my Pride was a 2 bolt job) or if the water hose is straight out or a side mount, but I saw multiple variants in the search results.

I couldn't find owt resembling it on ECP.  It's a 2-bolt with the hose coming straight out.

[Aston Martin]

Insurance renewal, £505 for orange and 4x4 multicar.
 

Letter renewal, £437.17 paid.... OK, but I haven't paid, so I ring up, can I pay over the phone the website does nothing when I click pay.

 

"Sure it's £427" 🤔🤷‍♂️
 

The next week, "you absolutely useless cunt you owe us £10.17." Even though I paid over the phone what the bloke said. I just tapped in credit card.

 

...

 

 

I ring up, hey you've diddled me. The guy apologies an wipes the £10.17 debt. More emails and letters, "you shortchanging northern twat, you're getting cancelled on the 16th,"

Live chat, the guy says nah, it takes a day to take effect.

 

OK, I login. INSURANCE CANCELLED!!!!! 

 

I ring up, "Oh yeah it was written off on our file, let me check with my superiors."

 

I'm still on hold, to see if they can undo it.

[Aston Martin]

I owe them £190.44, because that's the money I get back for cancelling.

 

If I pay them that back I'm ok.

 

"Does this count as me having had an insurance cancelled?"

 

No. 

 

Hastings Erect btw.

[Aston Martin]

We've reinstated your car insurance

Please accept our apologies for cancelling your insurance when we shouldn't have.
We reinstated your policy on 16th December 2021. This means you're insured with us from 1st December 2021 to 30th November 2022, with no gap in cover.
Your most recent certificate of insurance is still valid, as long as all the details on it are still correct. If anything's changed, please contact us immediately to update your policy.

[Bren]

Had new rubber fitted to the rear of the 545. Another cracked alloy - this time in two places. They are non genuine wheels and made from chewing gum.

I will get it repaired in the new year.

[AxWomble]

Walking over a zebra crossing on Sloane Square yesterday, two lanes of traffic coming from my left, black cab stopped in the lane nearest to me, I start crossing but have to pause halfway as an octogenerian in a mk1 Focus bombs straight through the crossing in the other lane. It was broad daylight, her view of me wasn't obstructed at any point and so I saw her coming from a way off and thought "not sure she's stopping" 

 

Worst thing - I had a 7 month old baby in a sling on my chest and at no point did she brake or even show any sign that she had seen me. Shivers....

[chodweaver]

Compare this with my experience as a driver - walking out into the road not just without looking, but actively looking the wrong way on one way streets, dual carriageways and where there is a pedestrian island is now the norm for 90% of the pedestrians i encounter. And it's not exclusively the under 20s either, in fact better than 10% of the under 20s exhibit safe and courteous* road crossing. Wtf is wrong with people? Do they believe they're bulletproof or something?

*(I'm doing my bit to bring back respect here - if they look first, and it's safe to do so, i stop and let them cross).

[beko1987]

To get to my current online insurance portal I have to put in the plate of the 406 I had insured with the same bunch a few years ago... Then the Xsara comes right up as another choice... 

I've darednt ring to try and rectify it, I just try not to crash so I don't ever have to see how tricky finding my details are😂

[Aston Martin]

1 hour ago, beko1987 said:

To get to my current online insurance portal I have to put in the plate of the 406 I had insured with the same bunch a few years ago... Then the Xsara comes right up as another choice... 

I've darednt ring to try and rectify it, I just try not to crash so I don't ever have to see how tricky finding my details are😂

This year I couldn't be bothered to even query the renewal price.

 

I'm now part of Hastings Premier which adds breakdown cover etc. 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[adw1977]

9 hours ago, AxWomble said:

Walking over a zebra crossing on Sloane Square yesterday, two lanes of traffic coming from my left, black cab stopped in the lane nearest to me, I start crossing but have to pause halfway as an octogenerian in a mk1 Focus bombs straight through the crossing in the other lane. It was broad daylight, her view of me wasn't obstructed at any point and so I saw her coming from a way off and thought "not sure she's stopping" 

 

Worst thing - I had a 7 month old baby in a sling on my chest and at no point did she brake or even show any sign that she had seen me. Shivers....

I once stopped at a zebra crossing on a two-way single carriageway road and the car behind went to overtake me!

They realised just in time to slam on the anchors, I really thought they were about to mow down the person crossing in front of me.

How oblivious do you have to be to not see the beacons and zig zags?

[MJK 24]

Little dudes have things to grumble about, too.  Such as half arsed Christmas lunches that cost three quid fifty…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-59681239

[Metal Guru]

On 16/12/2021 at 14:36, Yank Tank said:

whoever said "no point crying over spilt milk" clearly never spilt four pints of semi skimmed into the front footwell of their company car.

holy shit, i've never smelt anything like it.  i am uneasy about these latvian car washes, so what should i do? mobile valeter? 

please for the love of god send help. s.o.s

Once had a litre carton of milk split and leaked all over the boot of my car en route to the South of France. Two weeks of 30C + temperature, I can still smell it.  Luckily a company car than was replaced a few weeks on. 

[mitsisigma01]

When I were a young lad my car was reeking of chicken vindaloo ,vomit , milk, Newcastle brown ale , vomit , Newquay steam lager , Jack Daniels and vomit , the cassette player used to work until it had vomit in it and on it . The propshaft got very noisy so we fitted a bigger stereo , it was hand painted skip yellow , with black tide marks up to halfway up the doors. Eventually got so drunk can't remember where we partied at one night  so I bought another banger to get around in ......... The car I lost ...... it was only a MK1 Ford Escort 2 door !!!! DOH !!!! 🤬🤬🤬

[Parky]

I had a rotten peach under the floor of my car years ago, that was nasty.  Not only was it a biohazard but it had welded itself to the carpet and nothing would shift the smell.  Eventually removed the carpet for a full on jet blast and a going over with a rug doctor but it still took tissue paper soaked with lavender oil to overpower the odour.  Had to put up with driving a car that smelt like an elderly spinsters underwear drawer

[wuvvum]

Not car-related but when we first went back into the office after an 18-month absence due to WFH, one of my colleagues discovered that she had left a kiwi fruit in her desk drawer.  That was a tad unpleasant.

[Ghosty]

My C30 stank when I bought it, after quite some investigation turns out a previous rear seat passenger had spilt, dropped or left something in one of the cubbies down the side of the rear seats, that had homogenised into a gloopy sticky mess. Soon as that was cleaned out the car was perfectly fine. 
 

[New POD]

20 hours ago, AxWomble said:

Walking over a zebra crossing on Sloane Square yesterday, two lanes of traffic coming from my left, black cab stopped in the lane nearest to me, I start crossing but have to pause halfway as an octogenerian in a mk1 Focus bombs straight through the crossing in the other lane. It was broad daylight, her view of me wasn't obstructed at any point and so I saw her coming from a way off and thought "not sure she's stopping" 

 

Worst thing - I had a 7 month old baby in a sling on my chest and at no point did she brake or even show any sign that she had seen me. Shivers....

I sometimes think it would be better if a barrier came down. 

[MikeR]

Great  , days before Xmas the main washer splits it's door seal , scabs to the rescue for now , but a new  washer in the sales .......

[MikeR]

Great  , days before Xmas the main washer splits it's door seal , scabs to the rescue for now , but a new  washer in the sales .......

[myglaren]

6 minutes ago, MikeR said:

Great  , days before Xmas the main washer splits it's door seal , scabs to the rescue for now , but a new  washer in the sales .......

Or a new door seal perhaps?

[MikeR]

2 minutes ago, myglaren said:

Or a new door seal perhaps?

Its had other issues , one of which is not to drain properly ,it only cost me 80 quid years ago , the outside washer can be used for now , new washer and scrap the old ones ....

[hairnet]

caught a wheeler dealers where brewer was working on the car

ffs

[Metal Guru]

LED lightbulbs . Stated 20000 hrs lifetime, which is roughly 3 years continuous. Given normal use might be 2 hours a day, that should be about 30 years , which would be a lifetime at my age probably.

Instead , they last a year if you’re lucky!

Even worse are LED lights that have non replaceable bulbs. Always expensive and you end up binning the whole light. Hardly compatible with the green ethos presented by LEDs.

[Spurious]

Just now, Metal Guru said:

LED lightbulbs . Stated 20000 hrs lifetime, which is roughly 3 years continuous. Given normal use might be 2 hours a day, that should be about 30 years , which would be a lifetime at my age probably.

Instead , they last a year if you’re lucky!

Even worse are LED lights that have non replaceable bulbs. Always expensive and you end up binning the whole light. Hardly compatible with the green ethos presented by LEDs.

Chances are it's a couple of LEDs overdriven which will drastically reduce the life of them.