The grumpy thread

[paulplom]

Suggs was shit on BBC1 tonight what an arrogant wanker. I hope he was just pissed.

[Rocket88]

BBC 2 [Jules wankfest] was equally dismal.........................

[nebuchenezer]

I have to say both beeb's 1 and 2 were dire last night. Time for a change methinks.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Buble, a plastic Almond, Ancient Junior and George Ezra who after a promising start is just turning out shit chart music. Dismal.

[Mrcento]

I have to say both beeb's 1 and 2 were dire last night. Time for a change methinks.

 

Channel 5, 6 non stop hours of Jane McDonald

 

At least we all found out who the director of channel 5 is fucking.

[ruffgeezer]

Channel 5, 6 non stop hours of Jane McDonald

 

At least we all found out who the director of channel 5 is fucking.

 

 

The viewers?

[DeeJay]

His hand?

[Tamworthbay]

Buble, a plastic Almond, Ancient Junior and George Ezra who after a promising start is just turning out shit chart music. Dismal.

I presume George’s promising start was the bit before the talentless shit started singing?

[sierraman]

I feel like someone’s dropped an axe on my head.

[anonymous user]

I feel like someone’s dropped an axe on my head.

Have you checked in the mirror?

[GrumpiusMaximus]

FFS.  I have some kind of 'ill'.  My tonsils feel like they are the size of grapefruits.

 

Happy fucking New Year.

[Remspoor]

Never tell a sociopath that he's a...sociopath. I think I heard that from....somewhere or other.

Killing Eve

[Shirley Knott]

Front passenger door on the Golf is now completely deadlocked and can't be coaxed open from inside or out, even the repeated banging of the lock whilst working the central locking trick has failed.

 

I should have replaced the module whilst the fault was intermittent, now it looks like my future involves trying to remove the doorcard with the door shut, FML.

[Rocket88]

Buble..a plastic Sinatra, without the range, depth or charisma............

[Cavcraft]

Jane McDonald is the female Steve Wright. Chats pure shit, talks over her guests and has far too much to say, none of it worth listening to.

 

Whilst we're on annoying people on the telly let's have Alison Hammond. Total and utter waste of air time, no surprise whatsoever to find out she was on Big Brother.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I presume George’s promising start was the bit before the talentless shit started singing?

Did you see Marc Almond though? He looks like a waxworks Action Man.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I feel like someone’s dropped an axe on my head.

I feel ok, had 4 pints of 6 months out of date bitter and a pizza, walked 3 miles this morning to collect Rolf.

[dozeydustman]

I feel ok, had 4 pints of 6 months out of date bitter and a pizza, walked 3 miles this morning to collect Rolf.

 

You sir are living the dream

[cobblers]

My mums moving out this weekend, so I'm off to clear my stuff out of the garage.

 

Been let down on a load of storage places, so the only place I've got to put any of it is in the attic at home, which should be a lot of fun - roll cab + top box full of tools, compressor, big daddy MIG welder, various exhausts, a set of 20" wheels off my van etc etc

[outlaw118]

STOP TALKING EVERYONE BAD SHIT HAS HAPPENED

 

Tescos have "Improved" their own brand beef ravioli.

 

The sauce is now too thin, too salty and too much basil. The ravioli itself seems to be less nice too.

Sainsbury's stuff has got lumps of tomato and onion in the sauce, and local Asda don't sell their own.

Heinz it'll have to be then, more expensive, and not as good as original recipe tescos.

 

Cunts. Why can't they leave things alone?

 

 

As you were.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Late and valid entry for the 2018 cunt count there.  Superb work.

[myglaren]

^ try Lidl's.  Gets a lot of thumbs up various places.  Or the Aldi 'specially selected'.

Not a personal recommendation as I don't do processed food.

[Kiltox]

Lidl ravioli ftw

[omegod]

Fucks sake, got a sore throat on 23rd and now everything is fucking infected, throat, sinus and chest,antibiotics are doing fuck all. it's been a shit festive period, no pub, no metal detecting and no chance of working on the copart focus 

 

Can't see me making it to work this week either so that will start stressing me out too 

 

BTW them little Foccacia pizza things Lidl do are bloody marvelous 

[dozeydustman]

omegod Dr Dustman prescribes plenty of rest and home made hot lemon flu drink consisting of a dash of lemon juice, 1 tsp honey & 1 shot of whisky in a mug of boiling water. Initially is stings like hell but soon enough the throat is soothed and it acts as an expectorant to clear the chest and throat of catarrh & snots.

[sierraman]

I feel ok, had 4 pints of 6 months out of date bitter and a pizza, walked 3 miles this morning to collect Rolf.

Whose Rolf when he’s at home?

[Guest Hooli]

Whose Rolf when he’s at home?

 

Can you tell who he is yet?

[Tamworthbay]

Did you see Marc Almond though? He looks like a waxworks Action Man.

He does look odd now, not sure if it’s too much make up or bad plastic surgery. Still one hell of a voice though even if not my sort of music.

[clayts450]

214 FTP in local pez station after a little zoomzoom round some country lanes to open the taps. Crankshaft position sensor it is then, this was the final symptom I needed to be sure - access to replace is a mare on a single-point injection (sits on top of the flywheel) as need quadruple jointed elbows and smoll hands to get to its location.

 

Managed with the help of a swarthy motorist to push it off the pump bay and round the corner, and after a few mins cool down fired right up again.

 

Ungrateful bastard. The car, not the swarthy motorist

[sierraman]

Can you tell who he is yet?

Probably a drawing of his cock if it’s Rolf Harris.