The grumpy thread

[pandamonium]

I had all this shit for three years. I only solved it by court action. She legally can't stop you seeing your son. You have equal parental rights. My ex used to take my daughter out of school early to stop me picking her up. The school, social services etc. told me there was nothing they could do. Legal action is what the insisted I do. Life has been great ever since although I'm about 5k out of pocket.

There's already a court order in place, which she is in breach of now.

 

But I still have to pay to take her back to court for them to give her a slap on the wrist.

 

She did it to her ex before me (the older kid's dad), so much that he gave up, and she has had another kid since me, and she is doing the same to him...

 

Mad cow. :'(

[paulplom]

Snakes with tits. The lot of them

[oldcars]

Fucking snowing on the outskirts of York !

It's going to be a long winter. Wish i had worked a bit harder and could be in Spain by now.

[Rocket88]

Managed to set myself on fire yesterday angle grinding...............much singeing of flesh..........just ordered blacksmith's apron of that there internet.......

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

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Managed to set myself on fire yesterday angle grinding...............much singeing of flesh..........just ordered blacksmith's apron of that there internet.......

 

 

 

You as well? Nothing like grinding the inner race from a diff pinion to discover your overalls are on fire.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Oh FFS. I've been on the pop all afternoon after work as 40 next Tuesday.

 

I've now got a hangover and the post-drink blues.

 

 

It's a cunt isn't it? Five pints of Moretti and I'm feeling a bit fragile. That's stuff's some dangerous shit.

[Angrydicky]

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Managed to set myself on fire yesterday angle grinding...............much singeing of flesh..........just ordered blacksmith's apron of that there internet.......

Been there, done that and invested £40 or so in a set of flame resistant overalls! Makes a huge difference, wish I'd taken the plunge sooner. 

[sierraman]

So, that ridiculous accent which is creeping in everywhere, including tv and radio, rears it’s ugly head again.

You know the one - think of the recent KFC radio advert where it was explained that the bargain bucket was, “ONLEE NAAN NAAANDY NAAN,” and that KFC food is, “FINGOH LICKINN GUD.”

 

It’s now appeared on the latest Spotify radio advert, which plays regularly, as I use the freebie deal. I wonder if they’ve done it on purpose so that people sign up to the paid-for service, in order to sack off the annoying twat.

 

The accent is summed up in this yootube link. Watch and cringe.

https://youtu.be/RhWwPOi8eqY

I don’t think anyone spoke like that 25 years ago. I live in Sheffield and you occasionally hear chavs talking like that. Not sure why as it just makes you stand out as a bit of a waster.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

There's already a court order in place, which she is in breach of now. ..

I'm a little surprised that contempt of court procedures can't be brought to bear on situations like this.

[SiC]

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Managed to set myself on fire yesterday angle grinding...............much singeing of flesh..........just ordered blacksmith's apron of that there internet.......

Owwwww. This is why I'm glad I bought a fire resistant boiler suit for when welding, cutting and grinding on the car. If I didn't, the NHS would certainly be making a loss on my national insurance payments.

[pandamonium]

Snakes with tits. The lot of them

 

Well, the snakes bit is true...

[Aston Martin]

Had my first car accident, reversed the Cactus into a brick wall. The Cactus with a reversing camera and parking sensors...

[Mally]

Has it got a pad in the right place?

[Aston Martin]

Has it got a pad in the right place?

I wasn't paying attention, the only damage is the tow hook cover flap thing.

[SiC]

I have had a full day to myself for me to get on welding uninterrupted. Except...

 

For feck sake.

[wuvvum]

A woman who used to work in the same place I do has just died of cancer in her 40s, leaving two kids aged 13 and 7.  Cancer can FRO.

[D Spares & Tyres]

.To top it all off, the metal buckle on my belt has sheared clean in half.

Yeah I just read that Honda Integra thread too

[alcyonecorporation]

local

 

Yeah I just read that Honda Integra thread too

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[alcyonecorporation]

Fireworks wanker is setting off fireworks again, the fucking wanker.

[D Spares & Tyres]

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Gold Honda Integra.

 

Large, trouser damaging erection

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Airports that play music over the public address system in the departure lounge can fuck right the fuck off and then proceed to fuck off again. I’m looking at you, JFK.

[richardmorris]

First de icer morning of the season in tropical Surrey.

[Fumbler]

It's blowing a nice icy gale here in Barmy East (Sunny... we thought) Sussex. Now even the shed's out of bounds because of the cold.

[dozeydustman]

It's a cunt isn't it? Five pints of Moretti and I'm feeling a bit fragile. That's stuff's some dangerous shit.

 

 

Mrs D gave me many coffees, water and a takeaway lamb vindaloo and pilau rice last night, I woke up with no hangover this morning.

 

I have had 4 glasses of wine this evening with a plate of cheese & crackers. I still feel sober.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

You sir, are winning.

[Kiltox]

It's a cunt isn't it? Five pints of Moretti and I'm feeling a bit fragile. That's stuff's some dangerous shit.

Dunno what it is about some lagers - I can drink shit like Carling all day and night and feel fresh the next day but stuff like Moretti, Hop House 13, Staropramen and I’m fucking dying even if I only have a few.

 

Not even strength - other 5%+ lagers than the ones mentioned are fine

[Kiltox]

Exhaust is blowing, told the tame mechanic any ideas how much it would be presuming front to back need doing?

Micra? Pretty fucking cheap I reckon.

[Kiltox]

Hardly anything to the exhaust system on that so it’s got to be cheap. Check out ECP for an idea of parts prices.

 

eBay can be good for complete systems for old nails too

[EssDeeWon]

Heading down to Deal in Kent to visit family next weekend, fully expecting a leisurely saturday morning drive down to be ruined by wankers on mobile phones and tailgating Aldi's.

 

Last couple of times I've caught the train down, but they are now replaced with buses, still the full going rate mind you but takes 3 times longer, excellent. 

 

Also a big well done to the total cnut in the newsh aldi A-finance thingy who made a point of blasting up behind me last week, only to then undertake then dangerously pull back in front of me, then pulled back to the left lane 200 yards later to sit in traffic, well done mate you are a hero and a legend and I reckon you shaved all of 0 seconds off your journey time.  

[dollywobbler]

Snakes with tits. The lot of them

Oh can we just stop with this old crap? I know it's just having a laugh in a difficult situation, but it really isn't a helpful comment. A few nutcases do their best to ruin things for any group.