The grumpy thread

[wuvvum]

Mantis scratch pen perhaps?

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/JML-Mantis-Scratch-Repair-Pen/dp/B007Y4T1SM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525365338&sr=8-1&keywords=mantis+scratch+repair+pen

 

Scratch doesn’t look as if it has gone through to the primer so this pen might work

Local cheap department store has scratch pens for 99p.  They work too.

[hairnet]

fcuking jo whiley fucks it up already

 

week on monday she on with mayo on R2 at 5pm

 

today was last foodie thursday

 

hate her even more now - matt sport gadge prolly hates her too cos hes leaving also - he funny cos he rips the piss out of everything

 

upshot is sara cock is getting flick from sounds of 80s and gary davies will be doing it

 

im not that quite old enuff to remember him on totp first time round

[artdjones]

Or tell them they are smoking dope

Do you think the police are interested in potheads any more?

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Good chod in hospital car park, Protons, Peugeot 106 l, etc. Having to BE in the fucking hospital car park in the first place fucks me off...

[bramz7]

FFS. I had 6 months of work timetable given to me the other day and thought 'oooo 5 days in a row off in November, I'll go somewhere!' so duly booked a seriously cheap flight to Greece.

 

Now realise I've mucked up my dates and booked a week ahead.

 

My only saving grace is that I have 38 days of leave to use up, and only need to use 2 to correct this error, but they could tell me to FRO.

[Paul Dupart]

.....Modern washing machines and tumble dryers that buzz or bleep repeatedly when they've finished.  Usually when you're in the middle of something (like on the bog) and can't get to them to switch off.  Or snuggly tucked up in bed

[beko1987]

.....Modern washing machines and tumble dryers that buzz or bleep repeatedly when they've finished. Usually when you're in the middle of something (like on the bog) and can't get to them to switch off. Or snuggly tucked up in bed

Our old microwave did this! Every 30 seconds it would beep many times. Had stupid touch sensitive buttons which never worked right either. When it finally went rusty after 6 years Amy bought a cheap one from asda because we aren't as rich as we were when the old microwave was bought (pre kids) and it's a manual one, so when done goes 'ding' then is silent forever, bliss!

[dollywobbler]

Got into an online argument with someone about the MOT changes. This person seems to be really looking forward to not having the hassle and expense of an annual safety test. In fact, he won't even get a garage to look over his cars at all. Seems quite proud about that. I think I decided to give up on the conversation when he expressed surprise, and I think without sarcasm, that I let my wife drive my classic car. Deary me. 

[madrat]

Do you think the police are interested in potheads any more?

When I reported the 6 chavs in the Subaru booming and getting high in a local car park they were there in 8 minutes, all arrested and car impounded, mad a normal lunch break quit interesting.

[madrat]

Find their car, and fix a harmonica in the front grill with gorilla glue.

just slit the bottle and shove it up the exhaust.

[wuvvum]

.....Modern washing machines and tumble dryers that buzz or bleep repeatedly when they've finished.  Usually when you're in the middle of something (like on the bog) and can't get to them to switch off.  Or snuggly tucked up in bed

Mine did that when I first bought it.  I downloaded a .pdf of the user manual from the interweb and found which sequence of buttons to press to turn it off.  Now it only beeps if it's shat itself, which thankfully it doesn't do very often.

[cobblers]

.....Modern washing machines and tumble dryers that buzz or bleep repeatedly when they've finished.  Usually when you're in the middle of something (like on the bog) and can't get to them to switch off.  Or snuggly tucked up in bed

 

See also this noisy bastard.

That beep is so loud you can hear it anywhere in the house. It even does it when you use the remote control instead. The speaker is buried surprisingly deep in the casing, I've tried to find it and poke the fucker with a screwdriver or something, but I can't get anywhere near it!

[Pillock]

My new Samsung washing machine plays a tune. It's about 30 seconds long. 

 

It's here:

(that's not mine, I've not recorded it but thanks to the wonders of the internet someone else has)

 

Here's a man playing along to it.

[beko1987]

That's class that second guitar video! But fuck the little song, fuck that alot!

[Guest Hooli]

Our old microwave did this! Every 30 seconds it would beep many times. Had stupid touch sensitive buttons which never worked right either. When it finally went rusty after 6 years Amy bought a cheap one from asda because we aren't as rich as we were when the old microwave was bought (pre kids) and it's a manual one, so when done goes 'ding' then is silent forever, bliss!

 

I don't understand expensive microwaves, they only need two things...

 

1 ) a timer

b ) a power setting

 

Everything else is bollocks so why pay for it? After all the only things my microwave does is soften butter, defrost things & make scrambed eggs.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

My new Samsung washing machine plays a tune. It's about 30 seconds long.

 

It's here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1gbHYqdPnk

(that's not mine, I've not recorded it but thanks to the wonders of the internet someone else has)

 

Here's a man playing along to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ6apZeIi7Q

 

The Trout by Schubert...

 

Hateful piece.

[omegod]

Massive fucking scratch down side of the Micra, it's got it's marks being 23yrs old but this just pisses me off, likely can't afford to have it done all fancy like and no doubt neighbours would get the jealous even if i did.

 

Any tips to tidy it up or just say fuck it and roll with it?

 

I'd try some 1200 wet n dry to very gently rub it down, good hard rub with autoglym polish should see it gone  ( try a wee bit first tho )

[AlabamaShrimp]

My new Samsung washing machine plays a tune. It's about 30 seconds long.

 

It's here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1gbHYqdPnk

(that's not mine, I've not recorded it but thanks to the wonders of the internet someone else has)

 

Here's a man playing along to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ6apZeIi7Q

I've got a Samsung washer that does the tune. Honestly it's brilliant. I always missed the old one finishing but now it goes on for ages you can't miss it.

[Pillock]

I love it, I dragged my wife into the kitchen to hear it play the first time it finished.

 

She called me names.

[dozeydustman]

I think I decided to give up on the conversation when he expressed surprise, and I think without sarcasm, that I let my wife drive my classic car. Deary me. 

 

He sounds like a fine* example of humanity

[purplebargeken]

Our washing machine also plays a happy little tune. I quite like it tbh. 

[hairnet]

I love it, I dragged my wife into the kitchen to hear it play the first time it finished.

 

She called me names.

video?

[beko1987]

I don't understand expensive microwaves, they only need two things...

 

1 ) a timer

b ) a power setting

 

Everything else is bollocks so why pay for it? After all the only things my microwave does is soften butter, defrost things & make scrambed eggs.

Was even worse in that it only ever went on full power for 10 minutes or 3 minutes! Many button presses. Now, twist a knob, and wait!

[STUNO]

Thank you all, I had wondered what the tune my new Samsung plays was. 

[Noel Tidybeard]

my makita 18v charger has a changable choon for when its finished nuking the batteries

[Frogchod]

my makita 18v charger has a changable choon for when its finished nuking the batteries

Not a lot of people know that. When other trades on site hear mine, they're amazed. Seems very few people read instruction manuals.

[Supernaut]

my makita 18v charger has a changable choon for when its finished nuking the batteries

 

If it doesn't play this I'll be disappointed.

 

[alcyonecorporation]

Re: new Edd China film Autoshite mixed reaction

I'll repeat what I've said on here on several occasions - that the ideals of this forum and MOR classic car programme production are incompatible. 
DSLR technology is affordable enough now for people to produce their own content. 

Etc, etc, I met Sir Jackie Stewart once. 

[DodgeRover]

When I reported the 6 chavs in the Subaru booming and getting high in a local car park they were there in 8 minutes, all arrested and car impounded, mad a normal lunch break quit interesting.

Did you tell them they had a gun in the car? That response is quite unheard of around here!

[Lacquer Peel]

 

 

Re: new Edd China film Autoshite mixed reaction

 

I'll repeat what I've said on here on several occasions - that the ideals of this forum and MOR classic car programme production are incompatible.

DSLR technology is affordable enough now for people to produce their own content.

 

Etc, etc, I met Sir Jackie Stewart once.

It was quite boring. What does MOR mean?