The grumpy thread

[sheffcortinacentre]

Ours was called ziggy as he could zig zag his way out of anything,he brown nosed his way to middle management was only finally ousted when the place was bought by a multinational obviously he got a nice some.

 

I've never met anyone so despised in my life even people in other departments didn't like him,you felt grubby after dealing with him.

Once heard a colleague say if you can't think how to describe him "picture what you think a paedophile looks like, then look at him"

[Guest Hooli]

Ours was called ziggy as he could zig zag his way out of anything,he brown nosed his way to middle management was only finally ousted when the place was bought by a multinational obviously he got a nice some.

 

I've never met anyone so despised in my life even people in other departments didn't like him,you felt grubby after dealing with him.

Once heard a colleague say if you can't think how to describe him "picture what you think a paedophile looks like, then look at him"

 

LOL!

 

We have people who never normally have to deal with him saying 'don't send that werido sex pest', but then he was caught sniffing chairs once...

[Ghosty]

Shit day all round for me. Lost my decent glasses, got so wet on the way home in the rain that my phone's a bit damaged (earpiece speaker fucked and quite a few dead pixels), bike is being an awkward sod with parts not quite fitting, there's more too.

Can't be fucked.

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Ex's you can't get away from (boys mum) but have to keep your trap shut about....... No matter we're not together anymore, we're both parents - you are as responsible for his well-being as I am and WILL have to cough up for something at some point.

 

No - I won't buy extra shoes so you can keep a pair at your place permanently.... go buy some yourself!

No - I won't leave my job, GF, friends, social life and home etc.... and go back to your home town so you can live in one of mummy and daddys properties...!

No - I don't find it acceptable a 7yr old has been out walking fu**ing dogs so you have some spending cash until 8.30pm and hasn't been fed or done his homework yet! It's un-fu**ing acceptable to me......

 

ad infinitum.......

 

Sorry - of course I make mistakes too and probably over compensate but it seems as if she's doing anything possible to get at me now she's found out I'm actually seeing someone......... the new GF is a star and luckily I did warn her it would happen so she's golden (for now).

 

Off for a cuppa!!!! sod work!

[bramz7]

I've got a weird MOT pattern going on. Pass, fail, pass, fail (and then a pass when work done).

 

Spent £387 getting the Tipo through an MOT!

[Cavcraft]

Known too many people (almost exclusively male) who's partner have left them for someone else, yet when the bloke finds another squeeze, the 'ex' turns into a nightmare.

[Tamworthbay]

Why are people so stupid sometimes? Had to have a word with a guy at work for doing something really dangerous. Had a quiet word to one side pointing out what could have happened. He then goes off on one to the point where others heard and I will now have to report it to cover my back and he could be in the shit. The upshot will be that he won't do it again hopefully but my way that happened after a quiet word, his way will possibly see him in the deep end. Just why?

[purplebargeken]

Cos people don't like being picked up on stuff. You only have to look at the hundreds of road rage muppets on YouBook to see excellent examples of this. How often have you beeped the horn at some twat only to be given the finger, wanker sign or verbally abused, even though it is clearly the cunt that has caused the issue.

 

Tough shit on him tbh. You tried to do the decent thing but oh no, he couldn't handle that. Fuck him.

[purplebargeken]

Yes, I am angry today.

[Kiltox]

People that feel the need to make THREE HOUR phone calls on a coach can get almost as much to fuck as my letting agent

Fuck sake he's back this week. Straight on the phone as soon as he got on

[chaseracer]

Kidney pain.  Not fun.

[somewhatfoolish]

Fuck sake he's back this week. Straight on the phone as soon as he got on

Amuse yourself by tweeting his conversation?

[Cheggers]

Kidney pain. Not fun.

Ouch, there's nothing worse (except maybe a PT Cruiser)

 

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[anonymous user]

Ouch, there's nothing worse (except maybe a PT Cruiser)

 

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OK what about kidney pain whilst looking at a PT cruiser?

[Guest Hooli]

Why are people so stupid sometimes? Had to have a word with a guy at work for doing something really dangerous. Had a quiet word to one side pointing out what could have happened. He then goes off on one to the point where others heard and I will now have to report it to cover my back and he could be in the shit. The upshot will be that he won't do it again hopefully but my way that happened after a quiet word, his way will possibly see him in the deep end. Just why?

 

People are cunts, it's why I prefer dogs.

[DodgeRover]

Fuck sake he's back this week. Straight on the phone as soon as he got on

Phone jammer?

[Kiltox]

Illegal, irresponsible and highly likely

[Guest Hooli]

I SAID....

 

 

 

...I'M ON A COACH!

[eddyramrod]

Last night I got a text (actually the same text three times) which I didn't notice until a couple of hours later.  "Now in ward 7A x" was the message.  It purported to come from Dave's phone.  Regular readers will remember Dave.  I first met him 33 years ago when I went to work where he worked, and we've been friends ever since.  We've often had matching cars (notably Ladas and Volvos).  He's also had several of my cars in recent years, most recently the Rover 75 I won in TaxiPaul's roffle.  I therefore assumed that he was in hospital, but the kiss confused me somewhat.  Perhaps one of his daughters sent it.

 

Anyway this morning while I was driving between drops, my phone rang.   I failed to pick up in time twice, but got it on the third one, to find myself speaking to Dave's son-in-law.  Dave died this morning at 0300.

[3VOM]

Amuse yourself by tweeting his conversation?

Livestream on YouTube or Facebook or similar.

[M'coli]

Aw, shit, Eddy - sorry to hear that.

[sporty-shite]

Sorry to hear about Dave's passing, Eddy. 

[danthecapriman]

Sorry to hear that Eddy.

[Doctormop]

Eddy I'm really sorry to hear that, I lost a close friend of many years standing in 2015 and still miss the old bugger,

It was an honour to sit next to Dave for a few minutes, he came across as a thoroughly decent bloke, and as a fully paid up miserable Sod I don't often say that about anyone!

Give me a shout if I can do anything to help.

[bub2006]

Thoughts with you eddy.

[mercrocker]

Sorry to hear this, Eddy.  

[Bren]

Eddy my condolences.

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Fuxake - sorry to hear that Eddy.......

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

This tw*t really got my day off to a perfect start......... ignorant selfish mutha-fugga(s).

 

 

You can see the line of cars, the lights up ahead are slow, you've nowhere to go, so do the decent thing fella........(fuck you buddy - I can block whatever the fuck I want to).

Even my son (7yr old) noticed and said he was stupid.

 

He then tapped on the window of the modern, sitting on the pedestrian crossing and shouted a 'Thanks a lot (in French)' and shook his head. The driver did have the decency to look ashamed at being pulled up for his twattery by a small boy........

[Kiltox]

Letting agent finally replaced my shower riser today. Only been 3-4 weeks.

 

Replaced a lovely Mira unit with a £10 Screwfix special. Nice.

 

doesn't bother me unless it breaks again but it's cheap shite and I wouldn't be happy if I were the landlord.