The grumpy thread

[Cavcraft]

If that were my neighbour's car, it'd be half way up the road by now blocking a junction off.

[LC Torana]

Are they the same people who moan about everything made after 1st August 1992 was fucking wank and unreliable, but then go on about how they've spent the weekend rebuilding the cylinder head. Again.

 

You say that like as if it's a bad thing.

[Asimo]

SWMBO kindly bought me some beers, which should be a grin of course but is a grump 'cos they were some rank piss called Desparados.

 

Imagine 50:50 piss and anti-freeze. Fuck.

[bub2006]

Very rarely would you need to go into a city centre to collect a lawnmower though, and there's motor factors out in the suburbs.

For me, P&R is perfect. Cuts down on town centre carparks and traffic, cheaper than parking, more relaxing.

 

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I use gsf, ecp and sdl minor fern motor factors mainly. Depending how they place boundarys could affect me. Yes though it is rare I fetch a mower from the city itself.

[Philyc]

The new £1 coin.... doesnt f***ing work in any parking meters, self checkouts at thr supermarket, vending machines etc.

 

Brilliant

[Kiltox]

£80 a month? You couldn't get a skateboard for that... that works out as a 10 year finance ageeement at 0%?

You can PCP something like a Citroen C1 for that kind of amount - i assume a Sandero Access would be similar

[Parky]

Just answered the door at the third attempt and moved it. I have no plans to go out today, but if I let it slide once he'll do it again.

What was his excuse? That parking was so shit was he pissed up when he drove home or something?

[somewhatfoolish]

This is where my neighbour left his car last night, and he's not answering the door. Unbelievable

 

 

A polite knock on the door and point out the error of his ways.

 

If there's a repeat performance then a can of lighter fluid squirted on the tyres, a match and then dance around the glowing funeral pyre cackling like a simpleton until the police take you away.

[alcyonecorporation]

Some pay that a month in welding supplies alone!

 

Or you could buy a cheap Subaru SVX. Jesus fucking wept. 

 

 

[gm]

stick one of those aerosol air horns through his letterbox until the selfish arsehole answers the door

[Pillock]

The new £1 coin.... doesnt f***ing work in any parking meters, self checkouts at thr supermarket, vending machines etc.

 

Brilliant

Honestly, the coin was designed in 2014 so vending machine operators have had 3 years to change their machines.

 

I'm honestly surprised I keep getting them in change though. I think this week I'll start asking for new ones, I rarely use cash and don't want to be caught out with old ones kicking around in my cupholders, coat pockets etc

[Tamworthbay]

Just had a call from some dodgy company about an upcoming appointment at hospital, they want me to confirm my details to them, screw that they could be anyone. And why does it have to be a private company that will take much needed cash from the NHS to line their own pockets? Oh that's right, because they are mostly mates of Dodgy Dave and his successor tosser Tez, utter bottom feeding scum.

[tooSavvy]

Are they the same people who moan about everything made after 1st August 1992 was fucking wank and unreliable

Dec 1991 was especially good IIRC

 

TS

[Barry Cade]

This is where my neighbour left his car last night, and he's not answering the door. Unbelievable

 

 

Pity you aren't closer. I can haz HiAb.

[AlabamaShrimp]

I must have the most woman hands in the world. Only used the strimmer on and off for about and hour.

 

[alcyonecorporation]

I must have the most woman hands in the world. Only used the strimmer on and off for about and hour.

 

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Sure that wasn't after browsing Deviantart on and off for about an hour? 

[Negative Creep]

Well that's slightly better. Unless you're the Aygo driver

 

[AlabamaShrimp]

Sure that wasn't after browsing Deviantart on and off for about an hour?

Sadly no it was cutting the mega long grass after being moaned at for a couple of weeks then pulling dandelions up.

[purplebargeken]

At the lock up today doing some more de-barning of the 133 I clocked the Romanian Vauxhall big van that belongs to a family in the block being reversed out, then crunch/scrape. The driver and the tenant got out after moving the van forward, they clocked the damage to a dark green 08 Beemer and had a laugh and drove off. The Beemer belongs to a Bulgarian bloke who was chatting to me a couple of hours ago about the 133. The cunts didn't go and knock to say that they'd damaged the car.

 

He comes out, I nod to the car and he sees the damage. His mate asks if I saw who did it and I give them the details.

 

I've done the right thing. If Vauxhall van cunt gets shitty with me then I'll dob him in to the cops as he drives around completely shit faced on weed. The stench coming from the van is actually stomach churning.

 

It is a cunty thing to do to someone and to just fuck off like nothing happened.

[somewhatfoolish]

Cunt's trick.

That's a cunt's trick that is.

[purplebargeken]

I think I exceeded my daily use limit of the word cunt.

[Eddie Honda]

Ho cuntybaws, shut it!

[purplebargeken]

Cunt

[EssDeeWon]

A good job you saw them Ken, i really despise these people.  i bet something nice of theirs getting damaged would result in WW3.

[purplebargeken]

Most likely true mate. I can't believe they made no effort. Actually, I can cos they're......................... not very nice. Ha.

[sierraman]

You can PCP something like a Citroen C1 for that kind of amount - i assume a Sandero Access would be similar

I think you've answered that there with the statement you could rent a Citroen C1. I'm talking about buying a Car.

[OwdChina]

This is where my neighbour left his car last night, and he's not answering the door. Unbelievable

 

 

Hmm.

 

http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/if-someone-parks-on-your-drive-there-s-nothing-you-can-do-about-it/story-30275086-detail/story.html

[Tamworthbay]

Hmm.

 

http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/if-someone-parks-on-your-drive-there-s-nothing-you-can-do-about-it/story-30275086-detail/story.html

If anyone tried that with me they would find the car suddenly blocking a local river. Car skates are a great invention.

[twosmoke300]

So are tractors with shear grabs

[RayMK]

Perhaps the chap dashed home feeling unwell and has gone indoors and died.  Bloody inconsiderate bastard.