The grumpy thread

[purplebargeken]

Hope you can get the fuck out of there. Then start a war. 

 

Get some CCTV ASAP linked to your iPhone. 

[Tamworthbay]

I did wonder that. So it's probably a result for my insurance, not so much for the car owners they hit or the council signs and posts they damaged.

The annoying thing this is i know where they live, but I've been told some pretty bad horror stories about them so the last thing i want to do is start a war. Sadly people like this think they are above the law and cases like this just goes to make them feel even more untouchable.

revenge and served cold and all that, bide your time and be subtle. There are a million ways to screw people if you are clever about it, many of them are even legal.

 

And I would complain to the police as well, they need to be nobbling these twats.

[purplebargeken]

Mrs PBK has decided that we are going to Brighton for the day. Why Brighton? Fuck knows.

 

I really do not want to go, I cannot be arsed driving over to some poxy seaside Town and looking at a pier and the sea. 

 

I'd quite like to burn Choccywoccydoodah to the fucking ground.

[Cavcraft]

That's shit, Trigger. Just hope they buy a decent car one day and someone returns the favour.

[Parky]

Pipe bomb wired up to future classics would be a good idea (just remember to disconnect it before nipping down the shops).

 

I know where you are coming from though, these twunts love a war as it gives their pointless lives some meaning and you really don't need shit like that. Just remember Karma is a bitch and it never forgets.....

[purplebargeken]

Doubt that they'd ever have the money, too busy buying recreational chemicals.

[Lankytim]

I'm sure if the local community had a whip around, charity boxes in the local supermarket, raffles and jumble sales in the local church e.t.c I;m sure enough money could be raised to hire a professional contract killer to deal with them.

[purplebargeken]

They would have to be a bloody crack shot to be able to hit any brain cells belonging to those two cunts.

[mercrocker]

 

 

I'd quite like to burn Choccywoccydoodah to the fucking ground.

  

A more up themselves set of hipster lifestyle shitbox cake floggers I have yet to encounter.   I actually quite like Brighton but that particular emporium needs to get straight in the sea.

[chaseracer]

Not far to go...

[oldcars]

Tried to paint a bit of the Kia bumper where the paint had flaked off. Total mess, wish i had not bothered.

[Negative Creep]

Generally not interested in the Olympics, but I can appreciate the physical and mental strength it takes to compete in the vast majority of events. However, waking up this morning to find people celebrating a horse trotting around a field? Jesus wept

[dollywobbler]

Aye. I've watched a bit of the olympics, and found some of it far more interesting than I expected. Cycling and diving the biggest surprises for me so far. Golf remains as interesting as watching magnolia paint dry though.

[adw1977]

What kind of bird produces shit this corrosive to paint? That's not primer showing through, it's bare metal!

My own fault really, it's been there about a fortnight and I've been too lazy to wash it off.

[MarvinsMom]

this morning I've got ANOTHER bulb fail in the Rover, a back tail light in the cluster that I masiked onto the car YESTERDAY!!!!!

 

bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, shit, bollocks, damn.....

 

does anyone want a Rover 75?

 

no...

 

I thought not

[MarvinsMom]

What kind of bird produces shit this corrosive to paint? That's not primer showing through, it's bare metal!

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My own fault really, it's been there about a fortnight and I've been too lazy to wash it off.

herring gull?

[rantingYoof]

I think the "What would stop you buying?" thread was lost in the Autoshite Titanic Replication Even of 2016, so I've wandered into here to whinge pointlessly about a page on Faceache called "Landbeasts" which sell interesting metal of all ages, which has just posted an advert for a Mitsubishi Sigma which is a fantastic rare machine....

 

"FOR SALE: MITSUBISHI SIGMA 3.0V6 AUTO - £1995.00 - Jap beast from the 80s and rather cool - Drives nice - we have put new tyres on her and new exhaust - serviced including gearbox oil change. 80s Jap cars are are gaining a following and this is super rare. a few warning lights are on but they do not fail MOT or cause any driving problems - we have been using her for 6 months on dry days. Traction control light and the air suspension light means the air suspension does not raise the car."

 

The 'rents looked at a Sigma estate around...erm...twelve years or so ago. That was around £2000 at the time, and had no warning lights on incidentally. A marvellous machine, although not bought for parental-logic reasons.

 

The phrase "a few warning lights are on" is completely fair enough on a £200-£700 shitter. On a £2k investment? NOPE. Fix it if the car is really worth it.

[Rocket88]

Doubt that they'd ever have the money, too busy buying recreational chemicals.

 

 

There's your answer, right there......................you know where they live, ...white envelope with something "exotic" within pushed through their letterbox......................they won't be able to resist.....................

[Tamworthbay]

There's your answer, right there......................you know where they live, ...white envelope with something "exotic" within pushed through their letterbox......................they won't be able to resist.....................

obviously I would never ever suggest anything dodgy but I did hear a story where a banker had his coke laced with the active ingredient of chilli peppers. Apparently the pain is pretty much unbearable and it causes significant long term damage. So whatever you do don't do that because it would be awful.................

[Cavcraft]

Someone was having a good old rant about the entire olypmics on the radio last week, just a huge moan and implying anyone who finished 5th was a failure etc.

What a load of bollocks, I'm not a fan of some of the sports but some people have probably worked since they could walk to perfect their sport and spend all their spare time practising. I expect some are a bit posh, but you can't knock their dedication and passion. Even to just make it to the olympics must be a massive, massive achievement so finishing last in the field is no shame.

[garbaldy]

It is that Mr cav but if its winning a gold for tiddlywinks then I shall be disagreeing

[Mr_Bo11ox]

this morning I've got ANOTHER bulb fail in the Rover, a back tail light in the cluster that I masiked onto the car YESTERDAY!!!!!

 

bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, shit, bollocks, damn.....

 

does anyone want a Rover 75?

 

no...

 

I thought not

"Old car in light bulb fail shocker - reaction, comment and analysis from round the world pages 1,2,3, 6-12 and 100 onwards"

[philibusmo]

this morning I've got ANOTHER bulb fail in the Rover, a back tail light in the cluster that I masiked onto the car YESTERDAY!!!!!

 

bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, shit, bollocks, damn.....

 

does anyone want a Rover 75?

 

no...

 

I thought not

Bloody Brussels, if it wasn't for EU directives on bulb life span then all bulbs in excellent BRITISH motor vehicles would last forever. It's also Corbyn and his comrades in the trade unions deliberately sabotaging bulbs to ruin the BRITISH motor industry.

[oldcars]

this morning I've got ANOTHER bulb fail in the Rover, a back tail light in the cluster that I masiked onto the car YESTERDAY!!!!!

 

bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, shit, bollocks, damn.....

 

does anyone want a Rover 75?

 

no...

 

I thought not

I have this on my saloon 75. Check there is no corrosion on the 5 pins that the connector thingy fits into. Two of mine had got rusty from the water feature mine has. Sanded them back and all is restored.

[oldcars]

Generally not interested in the Olympics, but I can appreciate the physical and mental strength it takes to compete in the vast majority of events. However, waking up this morning to find people celebrating a horse trotting around a field? Jesus wept

 i like watching that. Its nice and calming after a day dealing with the general public 

[dome]

Have you got his email address? If yes then http://www.mailbait.info/

 

No, but he should have received some strange text updates over the last day or so...

[trigger]

Mrs PBK has decided that we are going to Brighton for the day. Why Brighton? Fuck knows.

 

I really do not want to go, I cannot be arsed driving over to some poxy seaside Town and looking at a pier and the sea. 

 

I'd quite like to burn Choccywoccydoodah to the fucking ground.

 

I went to Choccywoccydoodah in Brighton a couple of years back, after having a double chocolate cake and a hot chocolate in the place i thought i was going to die, we went into the Pretty Green shop next door and accidentally farted, i seriously nearly shat myself, gased out the shop and made this random lady gag as she came into the shop after me. I was pretty proud of that.

[taxi paul]

For triggers problem chavs. In the old days of police scanners you could get new prepay sim card put it in your phone and then call police to report crime or suspicious activity and give the name of the chavs Has the informant. This then got relayed to the police radio and picked up on scanners and hey presto they would be considered a grass. Which in their world ain't good. Don't know if this still works in modern communication world. But has someone once said. If you cant physically beat them then have a go with your head.

[Supernaut]

Fucking road captains.

 

I was out for a blat about in the 316. It's a nice day, and I had some good music on. It's the kind of car that's got low power but good handling, so you can have a hell of a lot of fun within the speed limit (or just a gnat's ballsack over).

 

The number of people I encountered trundling along at 40mph on a perfectly clear, straight bit of NSL was staggering. The prize bellend was the red brand-new Astra I encountered though. Picture the scene: a straight, clear bit of NSL road, the Astra doing 40mph or thereabouts. I approach at 60mph, notice the road is clear, so without slowing down I just indicate and overtake. I look in my mirror and notice them gesticulating wildly and flashing their lights at me. A mile down the road is a 30mph zone. Naturally, I slow to 30mph. A few seconds later, who do I see screaming up behind me at 40mph then proceed to tailgate me? Mr Road Captain Astra Driver. Those sort of drivers need to GET IN THE FUCKING SEA.

 

I've noticed in the last couple of years though that overtaking in general seems to be more 'taboo', people seem too scared to overtake, and if I do, I get abuse for it. When I was learning back in 2005 both my dad and my instructor actively encouraged me to overtake anything that was doing less than about 45mph on an NSL road.

[anonymous user]

Generally not interested in the Olympics, but I can appreciate the physical and mental strength it takes to compete in the vast majority of events. However, waking up this morning to find people celebrating a horse trotting around a field? Jesus wept

I appreciate that dressage is not your thing, (not mine either), but I doubt that you realise the time and effort and skill involved in getting the horse to do that. It's about control and partnership with the horse, a little bit more than trotting around a field.

 

(Sorry I'm biased, as my disabled sister competes in para-dressage competitions  with the Britsh Dressage Association and has represented Wales)