The grumpy thread

[fordperv]

Tamworthbay that's pretty much how my big lad gsd that passed away came to us at 9months old, the mouth breathers who had him, had too many pets and kids, got a new puppy he got forgot about they didn't feed him right or train him the poor lads ribs poked out and you could get a cupped hand around his back, he was really scared, it broke my heart to see, they didn't meet us at their house and they pulled up with him in the boot of a micra, i wanted to do something nasty to the bloke, but mrs fp saw me getting fucked off by this guy and grabbed my arm, i do smile thinking of his fuck you moment to the mouth breathers, just as we were taking him, they told us he didn't listen or sit nicely in the car, i opened the door on my e30 and said come on fella, he jumped in stretched out and lay down, I just said looks like it, it didn't take us long to get him right, he was a fantastic dog

 

Anyway I'm rambling now I could talk about him for hours

[DeeJay]

Mr Bay, BassetxWhippet any pics of your dog.

(That's my rescue dog in my avatar)

[Urko]

Looks like the internal workings of a combi boiler

My Combi boiler would certainly benefit from being fitted with a V8.  The last (of many) times it broke down, my fabulous (but ultimately nuts) German then Girlfried helped me mend it.

[Tamworthbay]

Mr Bay, BassetxWhippet any pics of your dog.

(That's my rescue dog in my avatar)

Sorry about the quality but it's a pic of a pic, my favourite of her and it hangs on our wall. We had only had her a couple of weeks at this point. We went on holiday to Devon and the place we stayed accepted dogs as long as they were 'pedigree' (no idea why it makes a difference). We had booked it before we got her and already had the Bassett hound from the rescue, we told the owner she was a Belgian Dachsund, a rare breed in the uk (very rare she was the only one ). The pic is on a beach that we had to track a couple of miles off the beaten track to get to and we were the only people there. It was amazing. That is her play with me face.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Supposed to be going out on the pop with my mates tonight, this happens like 1.5 times per year. Typically I have woken up with a banging headache this morning and the thought of imbibing alcohol all afternoon is about as appealing as watching Michael Macintyre DVD's for 12 hours.

[Richard]

Spend the afternoon watching Michael McIntyre and you'll be ready for a drink.

 

[DeeJay]

Arsenic.

[HH-R]

A Saturday afternoon snooze will see you right, Mr B.

[HH-R]

I don't know how people can do that to their pets.

[Cheggers]

I don't know how people can do that to their pets.

Make them watch Michael McIntyre??

 

 

 

Cruelty beyond belief.

 

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[jakebullet]

Got in from night at kinky girl's with the usual no sleep feel like death. Cheeky nap on sofa time! Except next door have a bunch of bastards in with 'boom boom bitch nigger boom' wanker music cranked and some tossers who everything is laugh laugh laugh in the hope of scoring with the sluts who live there.

 

TLDR:

some cunt is going to find their locks full of superglue in the morning.

[Bobthebeard]

It is irritating and I can't see a way around it. You can't really discuss price before someone has seen a car, if you say my minimum is this much then people will still try to beat you down. But if he said he only had £500 then he was just chancing his luck. Hopefully a more serious buyer will come along soon.

Have ended the ebay auction early as sick of getting silly messages/offers! Will re advertise it as a classified ad as advised.

 

This, for example...

 

 

Is one of many....

[Tamworthbay]

It is soul destroying, as I have said before, sold three cars on eBay, had dickheads three times so 100% dickhead rate.

[trigger]

Someone offered my £500 on ebay for the Seat, i was actually a bit pissed off about that one.

[purplebargeken]

Fucking hate it when people don't give a shit about the pets they have. Shame he didn't have a farewell shit in the Micra as he jumped out. 

 

I'd have him like a shot, he's a scruffy tyke (mini Schnauzer) or something but a very friendly dog. The cats looked quite distainful when thy clocked him. He was much happier over this side. 

 

Sadly we can't have a dog just yet. When I retire though........

[Bobthebeard]

Have purposefully created a wildlife friendly garden as love seeing nature as intended. Lots of stuff going on at the moment. Tadpoles in the pond, birds starting to build nests etc. Lovely. A pair of wood pigeons have started a nest in one of the larch trees, but are flying/lumbering around doing massive purple shits over the cars. Christ knows what they are eating...

[Urko]

We've had two showers - one sleet, one rain today.  The sleet started as I was putting a new air filter in the Puma.  That was about 3 hours ago - I came inside and I got sidetracked with eBay and stuff - and so I finally decided I ought to get on with it.  Go outside and with 30 seconds it starts to piss it down again (it has been fine and dry for the entire interim).  It's almost as if God can hear all the names I'm calling him. 

[Craig the Princess]

Oh the subject of terrible dog owners the total arseholes who left two dogs locked in the back of their Audi A4 at the Belton Horse Trials today pissed is off.

 

We walked past to get a drink from our car and the dogs were going mental, no owners around, then we walked back about 10 minutes later and it was the same. Mrs the Princess reported it to the stewards and about an hour later the pa asked the owners to go back to the car.

 

It was the most dog friendly place to take a dog round too. Wankers.

[HH-R]

Make them watch Michael McIntyre??

 

 

 

Cruelty beyond belief.

 

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Is it bad or good that I have no idea who he is?

[Bobthebeard]

Is it bad or good that I have no idea who he is?

On the whole, good. Was funny once

[Urko]

Is it bad or good that I have no idea who he is?

 

It is good.  If offered tickets to a show / the chance to see him on TV / DVD run away fast.

[Bobthebeard]

The 'man drawer' thing was funny..... Not much else was/is IIRC.

[chaseracer]

On the whole, good. Was funny once

 

But only the once.  In about 2008...

[greengartside]

That there new 'gameshow' Bang On The Money on ITV right now.

 

What a load of old shit.

 

It's absolutely fucking awful to watch, and you've got the two wankers presenting from Kiss Breakfast who are solely responsible for me detuning that drivel off all of my radios.

 

Who the hell thought this cheap rip-off of The Cube was ever a good idea? I would switch off but there's a really fit blonde lady on there who I'd bang in a New York Minute.

[Honey Badger]

I've contacted 8 plasterers to do my kitchen over the last 2 weeks. Not a single one has called me back or turned up to give me a quote.

 

I WANT TO PAY YOU MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR THE SERVICES THAT YOU ADVERTISE. WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SUCH HARD WORK??

 

At this rate I'm going to have to skim the whole thing with filler, guide coat and DA sand it flat like you would the side of a car. It worked for the bathroom although we're still finding dust from it a year later.

 

Use this in place of filler, its a lot easier to sand and gives a plaster like surface finish, use a flexable wide blade plasterers taping knife to put it on,  build it in layers in thick areas

 

http://www.wickes.co.uk/Gyproc-Ready-Mixed-Joint-Cement-12L/p/142263?CAWELAID=120135120001212844&CAGPSPN=pla&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping%20-%20Building%20Materials&tmcampid=&tmad=c&tmplaceref=QJztGjSp&tmcustom=mkwid|sQJztGjSp_dt|pcrid|43364522812|kword||match||plid|&gclid=CjwKEAjwxce4BRDE2dG4ueLArHMSJADStCqMnXYdT1v-bqYXvDtCd6ojcxiUMRzbJKvr7dL7n5ZVXxoC3Lbw_wcB

 

Buy one of these for the sanding, Abranet is cracking stuff, it will be harder work by hand but there will be no mess afterwards

 

http://www.restexpress.co.uk/acatalog/Mirka_Abranet_Starter_Kit_70x198mm_.html?gclid=CjwKEAjwxce4BRDE2dG4ueLArHMSJADStCqM_gtP3Y_wZnUH5JHOdfNramyF9YldaKTj9G_KWsiZBBoCnTXw_wcB

[beko1987]

Its the people who own a dog who really shouldnt that gets me, the couple who are at work 9 to 5, or have 2 kids and never give the dog any time.

 

Its why I dont want a dog, I cant be arsed to walk the kids, let alone a dog! And we cant have pets in this house, which helps stop the "i want a puppy" shit from Amy with no argument

[cort16]

This Facebook hose thei

[quicksilver]

Feeling rather low so please bear with me while I get this off my chest. My sister (28 and two years younger than me) is talking about buying her own house and setting up home with her boyfriend and it's made me realise just how far behind the majority of people of my age I am. Thanks to a series of mental and physical health issues my confidence and independence are crippingly low and I feel like I've been left behind and lost a decade of my life - at 30 I feel far less mature and worldly-wise than the 18-20 year olds I meet at the university. Most of my school friends are now in stable relationships, some married with kids, but I feel I haven't progressed at all since I left school over a decade ago. I'm 30, still living with my parents, I have few close friends, I've never had even a casual girlfriend (not for want of trying), I can't drive for medical reasons and live in a town with poor public transport, and I don't have the confidence to do things alone but don't have anyone to do them with. I'm quite well off for someone of my age but money can't buy me happiness and quite frankly I'm sick of everything and I feel like no matter what I try my life just isn't going anywhere. Basically I have my work, my model collection, and that's about it.

 

Sorry for being so depressing but I really needed to let it out and I know the good folks of Autoshite will understand what I'm gooing through.

[Tamworthbay]

Feeling rather low so please bear with me while I get this off my chest. My sister (28 and two years younger than me) is talking about buying her own house and setting up home with her boyfriend and it's made me realise just how far behind the majority of people of my age I am. Thanks to a series of mental and physical health issues my confidence and independence are crippingly low and I feel like I've been left behind and lost a decade of my life - at 30 I feel far less mature and worldly-wise than the 18-20 year olds I meet at the university. Most of my school friends are now in stable relationships, some married with kids, but I feel I haven't progressed at all since I left school over a decade ago. I'm 30, still living with my parents, I have few close friends, I've never had even a casual girlfriend (not for want of trying), I can't drive for medical reasons and live in a town with poor public transport, and I don't have the confidence to do things alone but don't have anyone to do them with. I'm quite well off for someone of my age but money can't buy me happiness and quite frankly I'm sick of everything and I feel like no matter what I try my life just isn't going anywhere. Basically I have my work, my model collection, and that's about it.

 

Sorry for being so depressing but I really needed to let it out and I know the good folks of Autoshite will understand what I'm gooing through.

Online dating? I have never done it but one of my best mates who is very autistic and hit 35 without a girlfriend (I think my wife was the first female apart from his mum he had spoken to) went online dating and six years on he is married with a young daughter.

[AlabamaShrimp]

^^^what he said. Go meet a few random woman and just talk to them. If you get on the good (anything mores a bonus), if not then you don't have to see them again and nothing lost. Then you go from there.