The grumpy thread

[bub2006]

Mates next door neighbour is a bit of a twat. Mrs screams and shouts and he tries to be as obstructive as possible. Well the cunt has just jumped in his p plate astra and reversed into my fucking vectra then pulled off. Not happy. And nor was he when I opened his door and told him he hit my motor.

[Cavcraft]

The fucking rover's fucking alarm is fucking going off again, I thought I'd got the stupid fucking thing fixed by rewiring the boot lid, but no, it's got to be a bleepy little cunt at 11.30pm hasn't it.

 

Fuck raffling it, I'm going to chop it in at the weekend for something else.

{goes in shed to find bunting and 'PX welcome' signs}

[cort16]

I made the mistake of switching broadand providers to BT as I'm essentially getting it for nothing and it is of course total shite. You get what you pay for I supposed.

I don't know if the issue is with the broadband or with the shitey homehub thing but it's bursting my plums. It goes from slow to in operable and stuff like youtube and netflix doesn't work at all.

 

It was never fast because I'm fucking miles from the exhange but the old tesco one had a bit of consistancy at least. I dread having to call up a BT call centre.

[ruffgeezer]

{goes in shed to find bunting and 'PX welcome' signs}

 

 

You could have cleaned the Dulux and cat shit off of it first!

[vulgalour]

Oh oh, Vulgalour is stalking Rovers now.

I really want a pre-facelift R8 but there is no place for it in my life and hasn't been for some time. I *really* like them, especially the two door coupé*.

[UltraWomble]

Utter fucking cuntfuttocks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33552499

 

Bollocks to the "were cutting some expenses" utter contemptible shower of shite the fucking lot of them. I tweeted Dave and told him they were wankers the lot of them. Utter fucking nobbers the cunting lot of them twatting piss takers.

 

NOT only that utterly shitting shamefull 10% rise, but they are taking away unsocial hours payments from nurses too. Whores of a pustulating twat. cUNTING SHEEPSHAGGERS THE LOT OF EM.

[EssDeeWon]

Fed up of being in Portugal now.

 

Trying to order a white coffee or get a proper cup of tea is like asking for the world! Then tonight I ordered burger and chips......of course a burger and some crisps arrives (chips are a packet of crisps here)

 

I want to get home and attend to my Rovers!!

[Cavcraft]

I really want a pre-facelift R8 but there is no place for it in my life and hasn't been for some time. I *really* like them, especially the two door coupé*.

 

 

If only you could find someone selling a pre/mid/fuck knows facelift one who'd part-exchange a Vauxhall Corsa. I mean, do these kind of people even exist?  

[vulgalour]

Will this mystery person notice if I put Vauxhall badges on the Xantia to pass it off as a Corsa do you think?  It's a lot* like a Corsa.  Well, it has a lifting tailgate.

[Cavcraft]

Fuck the tailgate, does it like veg?

[michael1703]

I cooked some sausages that had some little white bits on that might have been worms/maggots

 

Fairly sure I'm not ill, but I think the thought of being ill is making me ill

[vulgalour]

It runs on all kinds of veg.  Reversing with the windows open makes me hungry so I avoid reversing unless I've got food.

[fred]

I cooked some sausages that had some little white bits on that might have been worms/maggots

 

Fairly sure I'm not ill, but I think the thought of being ill is making me ill

Sweaty mold is that - may give you the tommy tits but wont kill you

[mercrocker]

Fed up of being in Portugal now.

 

Trying to order a white coffee or get a proper cup of tea is like asking for the world! Then tonight I ordered burger and chips......of course a burger and some crisps arrives (chips are a packet of crisps here)

 

I want to get home and attend to my Rovers!!

No good ever comes of being in that there abroad. They know full well what chips are, just taking the piss....

[Skizzer]

Fed up of being in Portugal now.

 

Trying to order a white coffee or get a proper cup of tea is like asking for the world! Then tonight I ordered burger and chips......of course a burger and some crisps arrives (chips are a packet of crisps here)

 

I want to get home and attend to my Rovers!!

 

You are George Cole as Henry Root AICMFP.

 

http://www.imcdb.org/movie_103527-Root-Into-Europe.html

[Bucketeer]

Fed up of being in Portugal now.

 

Trying to order a white coffee or get a proper cup of tea is like asking for the world! Then tonight I ordered burger and chips......of course a burger and some crisps arrives (chips are a packet of crisps here)

 

I want to get home and attend to my Rovers!!

 

Other countries in DIFFERENT TO BRITAIN SHOCKER.

[AlabamaShrimp]

What do they call chip chips in Portugal then? (here is where a witty word that I can't thing of would go)

[Alan_Green]

McFries

[Aston Martin]

I am 30 and I like Radio 2... however "How many people should you have in your household, before you need a dishwasher?" I switch to KCFM the local old-ish station "My dad says you can't have baked beans with fish and chips... do you like baked beans with fish and chips?"

 

My new favourite station is the one provided by the off button.

[vulgalour]

Radio 2 is a bit rubbish lately.  Some good music scattered sparingly amidst a lot of absolute tosh.  When Jeremy Vine comes on it takes all my effort to press the off button and not hurl the radio through the window.

[Aston Martin]

It was Jeremy Vine with the interesting dishwasher segment.

[Asimo]

Fed up of being in Portugal now.

 

Trying to order a white coffee or get a proper cup of tea is like asking for the world! Then tonight I ordered burger and chips......of course a burger and some crisps arrives (chips are a packet of crisps here)

 

I want to get home and attend to my Rovers!!

 

You need to buy a car while you are there!

 

http://www.custojusto.pt/viseu/ligeiros-passageiros/renault-clio-1-6-caixa-auto-16844371

[alf892]

What do they call chip chips in Portugal then? (here is where a witty word that I can't thing of would go)

You got to speak loud:

 

Oi........GARCON MATEY............I WANT SOME FOOKI EL CHIPOSSES COMPRENDEE?

 

Then mutter 'foreign cunt' loudly. This will guarantee top class service in whichever country you visit...........and if not we will send a gunboat

[Ghosty]

So, I'm on my third local* bike shop now, trying to find a decent one for odd jobs I can't do myself yet.

 

Go in on Thursday, come back Saturday, we're busy.

Saturday they take the bike, new cables and chain please. That'll be ~ £45 parts and labour, fine I think. 

Called me today - cables are done, the cassette was worn so they've replaced that as well as the chain, and serviced it too. £72 please

 

FRO! Didn't want or need a service as I was building the bike and I've basically just done it myself, didn't ask for a new cassette (bike shops refuse to chain replacement without it more often than not), why can't they just do as they were asked?

Seems I'm gonna have a 'fun' day tomorrow.

 

 

 

 

*not local as I keep having to go further afield

[mat_the_cat]

Mrs_the_cat was nearly wiped out this afternoon by an overtaking BMW, just as she was turning into our driveway

Fortunately she checked he mirrors before she committed to the turn, so was able to stop in time. Still a bit shaken though.

 

 

If you listen you can hear how long she's indicating for, and I checked they were working once she got back! She'd just dropped me off at the garage to collect the Stellar post-MOT, so if she had been hit I'd have felt responsible.

[purplebargeken]

Been there myself mate, I was indicating right to pull into the garage, couldn't go as there was a car going the oppo way. I start to turn and nearly get hit by a young twat who decided it would be good to overtake me and the bus in front of me. I just saw him in time. 

[cort16]

I just had to reinstate our shitey old Gaffa taped up wifi router as it seems the new shiny bt home hub is total shite. It was curtailing my browsing of shitty old cars so something has to be done !

[Cavcraft]

So, I'm on my third local* bike shop now, trying to find a decent one for odd jobs I can't do myself yet.

 

Go in on Thursday, come back Saturday, we're busy.

Saturday they take the bike, new cables and chain please. That'll be ~ £45 parts and labour, fine I think. 

Called me today - cables are done, the cassette was worn so they've replaced that as well as the chain, and serviced it too. £72 please

 

FRO! Didn't want or need a service as I was building the bike and I've basically just done it myself, didn't ask for a new cassette (bike shops refuse to chain replacement without it more often than not), why can't they just do as they were asked?

Seems I'm gonna have a 'fun' day tomorrow.

 

 

 

 

*not local as I keep having to go further afield

 

 

If you can be arsed travelling a little, there's a couple of very good shops in Chester worth using.

[EssDeeWon]

Other countries in DIFFERENT TO BRITAIN SHOCKER.

 

I should have mentioned I was stuck out there working, not holidaying! Of course some aspects are different to Britain, no bad thing at all. Except I do get grumpy when I can't get a simple cuppa tea. First world grumps n all that!

 

Now back to R75 bothering 

[fred]

Mrs_the_cat was nearly wiped out this afternoon by an overtaking BMW, just as she was turning into our driveway

Fortunately she checked he mirrors before she committed to the turn, so was able to stop in time. Still a bit shaken though.

 

Fucking Beemer drivers - total Arse biscuits