The grumpy thread

[Gerald]

I know it's Faceache, I know Cassie, who copied this bollocks and pasted it on my "news feed" has a forteen month old bairn and is extremely intelligent.

I, on the other hand have no children nor knowledge of loon bands other than they sound like laggy bands from the description.

 

This might be of utmost urgency to somebody so please disseminate this news as widely as possible.

 

 

Like this post to stop fluffy kittens getting leukaemia from nuns.

[cms206]

I know it's Faceache, I know Cassie, who copied this bollocks and pasted it on my "news feed" has a forteen month old bairn and is extremely intelligent.

I, on the other hand have no children nor knowledge of loon bands other than they sound like laggy bands from the description.

 

This might be of utmost urgency to somebody so please disseminate this news as widely as possible.

 

 

Like this post to stop fluffy kittens getting leukaemia from nuns.

Had a bairn on my old schoolbus end up in hospital due to loom bands in the eye. My main reason for banning them on the bus was cos I was sick hoovering the cunting things up - they get everywhere.

[vulgalour]

I fucking hate stupid people.  I hope they all choke on their loom bands and/or accidentally amputate parts of their anatomy and the Daily Mail reports it and catches fire.

[Gerald]

Taken from Aroundtown - Barnsley & Rotherham.

 

 

Stupid peepl will be the def ov me.

[wuvvum]

Final spark plug out.

 

 

I've left enough of my skin on the bulkhead by the back spark plugs that it may well act as a new layer of rust protection.

Brings back memories of doing the plugs on my Xedos 9...

[Spiny Norman]

Bertone has declared bankruptcy. How can this be when we are so in need of some properly styled cars?

 

http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/Bertone-confirms-bankruptcy-proceedings-2014-03-27

 

[The Moog]

Fucking dogs keep growling and woofing. Normally quiet as mouse.

 

We had an attempted break in fee months back so of course everything is omg steal my stuff. Doesn't help living on top of hill middle of countryside.

 

So will be a fox ...arsestesticles

[trigger]

Tomorrow I'm going for a long weekend near Cromer with the wife and the dog and I'm taking the Civic, I've wanted to go away sight seeing in North Norfolk in a classic car for ages and what with a 70's themed classic car show at near by Wroxham barns on the Sunday this seemed to work perfectly.

 

Except for the shitty British summer time weather, where I should be cruising along with the Wabasco roof back enjoying the beautiful sunshine and looking cool instead it looks as if it's going to piss down all day Sunday and be bleak the rest of the weekend. Bollocks.

 

I hate the thought of getting the car totally wet through as well, I better pack my dustpan and brush...

[Angrydicky]

Yep, I'm off to the Austin Counties Car Club rally in Lincolnshire today and tomorrow, and I'm going in the Somerset which has the slowest windscreen wipers known to man, and it leaks like a sieve as well. At least they're reasonably rot resistant with the separate chassis.

[UmBongo]

I know it's Faceache, I know Cassie, who copied this bollocks and pasted it on my "news feed" has a forteen month old bairn and is extremely intelligent.

I, on the other hand have no children nor knowledge of loon bands other than they sound like laggy bands from the description.

 

This might be of utmost urgency to somebody so please disseminate this news as widely as possible.

 

 

Like this post to stop fluffy kittens getting leukaemia from nuns.

 

Facebook is shite.

Loombands are shite.

Crazes are shite.

People, generally, are as thick as shite.

All shite, really.

[Pillock]

Loom bands are awesome.

 

£3 gets you a weekend of peace. First the sorting of colours, then the research into designs, then the making. All these activities are quiet activities.

[dollywobbler]

Dicky - your Zummerzet sounds ideal for a road trip around Wales then...

 

Mind you, the weather has been astonishingly dry of late. That will change as my family are visiting today for a week. Need to get this house tidy hence the grump-inducing wake up time.

[Cavcraft]

Tomorrow I'm going for a long weekend near Cromer

 

If you don't visit this place I'm going to electronically punch you in your wireless underpants area:

 

http://www.muckleburgh.co.uk/

 

 

Also, please take some pictures of Cromer and post them up. Ta muchly.

[michael1703]

That tank museum is the coldest place know to man, it could be the hottest day of the year and you go in there and you're smuggling peanuts straight away

[retrogeezer]

plus one on the loom bands, my 11 year old has been busy with them for about 3 months now! Far better than TV, video games and phone/tablets. (all which were time limited anyway)

 

She is very happy today as a metal tipped hooky thing turned up in the post.

[messerschmitt owner]

Plus two.

 

Although I am now buying them big bag at a time as 300 for a quid is a rip off.

[purplebargeken]

Took Mrs. PBK's Micra to the local Kosovan Kar Wash. Driving back home in the midst of crossing the the mini-roundabout near to the local Turkish shop, some myopic dopey elderly Indian git pulls straight out in front of me. He then glares at we in a baleful way, blocks the roundabout for the whole universe. I wind the window down and verbally let rip! I also gesture a lot.

 

This is the third time he has done this. I will either ram him next time or follow him home and torch his car. Stupid, doddery, myopic twat!

[chaseracer]

Taken from Aroundtown - Barnsley & Rotherham.

 

 

Stupid peepl will be the def ov me.

 

STIRLING EFORT M8

 

[Bren]

The words "barnsley" and "bistro" dont normally go together.

[Cavcraft]

It sounds like it should be on the price list between 'penguin' and 'hand job'

[hairnet]

bisto shirley (with chips)

[chaseracer]

Or curry sauce.

[messerschmitt owner]

STIRLING EFORT M8

 

I hope this was ironic

 

Stirling is a lovely city in Scotland with a great old castle but sterling is a furniture warehouse in Tillicoultry and what you really mean.

[Spiny Norman]

And an old Rover.....

[rml2345]

Stirling in a Sterling?

[chaseracer]

One of the few things the old boy hasn't flogged at some point...

[Richard]

Stirling lovely?

[messerschmitt owner]

Stirling lovely?

parts of it, yes! The view from the esplanade and back Walk are to die for! The Raploch, however ...

[AlabamaShrimp]

Pirates of the caribbean is on and very just seen it's 11 years old......11 where does time go? I'm sure last week I was in the pictures watching raiders of the lost ark.....

[michael1703]

considering kiera knightley has smaller tits than me, i still would