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I have extreme hate reactions when they play the radio edit of november rain.

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"Why not get a PC laptop?" says Domestic Management.

 

The answer is above...

 

The answer is Linux, not overpriced iStuff ;-)

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Tried to repair my 9-3 climate control unit.

Because I'm an impatient prick, I tried to do it with a massively underpowered soldering iron, and I've fucked it up. Solder everywhere, which because there's so much solder now won't melt with the weedy iron and when I tried, tracks started lifting. So that's £20 on a new LCD up the spout and I've just had to buy a whole new unit for £35 (which will probably have dead pixels too). Twatting twatsticks. 

 

It's such a mess, I'm not even going to put pictures of it up. It's embarrassing. Ten years I repaired laptops and I can't even put a FPC socket on a board any more. Looks like I just poured molten lead on a 12" dildo and used it to beat a PCB to death.

 

Fella, don't worry about it. I can't solder for shit, tried a couple of times with a proper soldering iron and messed it up whilst trying to solder various dried out contacts on my Rovers. Never been good at it.

 

Oddly enough, I was a wonder at arc welding when I was in my teens, I reckon I could probably still just as well but have less arsedness these days.

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Look at this! Saw it the other day.

 

Its the spit of my first car, and only on 37k miles...

 

 

LUSH! Iz sadsz cos cannot haz

 

i may have left my number on it...

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Windows 8.

 

From what I can gather, most other complaints are along the lines of "but its got touch screen icons on a non touch-screen computer" and similar stuff......doesn't bother me. I just use its desktop and it seems fine.

 

What really twists my pisser is its updating.

Who decided to put the fucking computer in charge?

 

Remember XP? when you went to shut down in the evening it would be like "oh, hey man, I need to do these updates I quietly downloaded while you were looking at cat pictures, but its cool, man - you go on to bed and I will do this and then turn myself off." - how it should be.

 

Now? "ATTENTION, HUMAN - I will be updating in 15 minutes are there is FUCK ALL you can do to stop me. I don't care that you are halfway through an hour-long youtube video that you left buffering for ages so it would play smoothly, Im restarting anyway. Better make sure all your other shit is saved too."

 

Alternatively, when you switch it on its like "SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER, i`m gonna update. Oh, you just need to quickly print out some forms and get to town before everything closes for lunch? well TOUGH TITTY pathetic life form, you are going to have to wait. Installing update 1 of 19 .....1%.........2%.......3%......"

 

 

I wonder if this things machine intelligence realises how perilously close it is to getting flung out the window when it does this?

 

 

Plus the fact everything you want to open HAS to appear in a completely different screen, start up/shut down is a piss about, if you move the cursor too far over some wanky things appear at the side of the screen, everything takes fucking forever to load up and it couldn't be more user unfriendly if it tried.

I'm getting shut of my computer earlier than I normally would to buy something with a better operating system, like two fucking plastic cups and several yards of damp string.

Then I'm literally going to set fire to this bastard thing and Windows 8 can burn in computer hell.

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Senior supervisor starts being a twat at work yesterday then wife tells me to fuck off this morning. Great fun. Currently got half a tank of fuel,no money and the clothes on my back. This could be interesting

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I've got a decent desktop pc I use for doing work stuff. If I was going to buy another laptop I recon id just get a chrome book as 99% of what I do on it is browsing the web and watching netflix and YouTube which it could do easily.

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my windows 7 laptop decided it desperately needed to reboot itself half way though a sodding presentation at work - nothing I did would stop it from shutting down - I felt like a right nob !

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MS have never really managed to make Windows Updates non irritating. I remember changing group policy back in the XP days to change the feckin restart box from 4 (or whatever it was) hours to 24 between popups.

 

In which time I'd gone home and switched the PC off, heh, up yours Windows.

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Dropbox is mental. 

 

Is it just me?

 

Nope, not just you.  It is the work of Satan.

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Senior supervisor starts being a twat at work yesterday then wife tells me to fuck off this morning. Great fun. Currently got half a tank of fuel,no money and the clothes on my back. This could be interesting

bad times dude. If you aimlessley drive down south your welcome to the sofa and a beer or 8!

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Senior supervisor starts being a twat at work yesterday then wife tells me to fuck off this morning. Great fun. Currently got half a tank of fuel,no money and the clothes on my back. This could be interesting

A lot of blokes would be over the moon if their other half told them to fuck off.

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Senior supervisor starts being a twat at work yesterday then wife tells me to fuck off this morning. Great fun. Currently got half a tank of fuel,no money and the clothes on my back. This could be interesting

 

Hope that situation improves for you Bub and the next post you make will be to say its all sorted and blown over.

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Senior supervisor starts being a twat at work yesterday then wife tells me to fuck off this morning. Great fun. Currently got half a tank of fuel,no money and the clothes on my back. This could be interesting

 

sorry to hear of you're woes, hope things pick up for you soon.

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Thanks folks. Situation a bit bleak at the minute, she won't let me get my bits and bobs,she's told manager at work I'm not coming in so job probably up swanny seeing as she is a supervisor at same place as me. Luckily a mate is putting me up tonight and offered money for a down payment on a place to live I've got to view tomorrow. Keep grinning and don't let it get me down

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Jeez.  Hope you get things sorted, full marks for staying positive.  

 

Hopefully it won't come to this, but I think they'll find that sacking you because your missus has got the hump is not actually very legal, and may cost them money.

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Bub, nobody can stop you going to your job unless you've been suspended or dismissed...

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^^^^ that is a valid point but she is managers blue eyed girl and as it stands I've got a holey pair of shoes,ripped oily jeans and a t shirt on and not ideal clothes for care work. I need a change of clothes and my work tunic before I can venture there. If she won't give it me by Monday I've got to go speak to manager.

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fuck em all, a change is as good as a rest :)

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Keep at the job, don't leave until you're told you don't have a job any more. Then think of what you can spend the payout on.

 

I am not a lawyer, I am a stranger on a forum. Plus I've had a drink.

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God that makes me angry. Been there myself. Shall we just say I'm not getting fucked over a second time.

 

No help at all but wholehearted moral support from here

 

Personal question but has this literally come out of nowhere?

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No way she can cause you to lose your job like that. Absolutely do not accept that, it is not legal.

 

If it is a care home they are a regulated industry and have to conform to basic standards, including how their staff behave toward each other. There will be someone more senior you can explain the situation to. I expect they would be understanding, there is nothing in it for them to have employees treat each other that way.

 

It's easy to let things get the better of you but just don't.

 

If you can tell I work in a related field.

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God that makes me angry. Been there myself. Shall we just say I'm not getting fucked over a second time.

 

No help at all but wholehearted moral support from here

 

Personal question but has this literally come out of nowhere?

She has had her moments before but then again so have I. Part and parcel of a relationship but this has come out the blue. I don't like borrowing money or asking, he offered to pay for this for which I'm grateful but I'm going to go round tomorrow with him and another mate to fetch my belongings and clear out my tools.
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Either keep quiet and kick them in the balls with legal shiz or speak to someone at head office.

 

swmbo works for a shite care home and things get done quicker there with a nicely worded email to someone in head office... ,

 

deffo grab your stuff though! Plus in your line of work another care type job somewhere else shouldnt be too hard should it?

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No way she can cause you to lose your job like that. Absolutely do not accept that, it is not legal.

 

If it is a care home they are a regulated industry and have to conform to basic standards, including how their staff behave toward each other. There will be someone more senior you can explain the situation to. I expect they would be understanding, there is nothing in it for them to have employees treat each other that way.

 

It's easy to let things get the better of you but just don't.

 

If you can tell I work in a related field.

Only person above I can speak to is manager but she is as bad. I think a call to cqc may be in order if shit hits the fan. The problem I have with the manager is she doesn't like me and has treated other staff with the same attitude she has treated me to. Someone has already reported it in the past and inspection team came unannounced.
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Damn, I hope this shit settles down for you ASAP.

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I've just seen a complaint about a noisy pub at 10.44pm on a Saturday night, from someone who lives opposite the pub. The complainer has lived

there about 8 months, the pub 30 years minimum. 

People like this should be removed from their homes and thrown into a fucking field to live.

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You probably don't want to google the Supreme Court's judgment in Coventry v Lawrence if you like your gears unground

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