The grumpy thread

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, myglaren said:

Just the opposite here.  Anything close to the house stays there.  There are bikes, scooters, sledges and lots of other paraphernalia left close to the doorways and no-one touches them.  It is quite surprising really.

If you want it taken you have to put a note on it for people to help themselves.  Have seen some nice furniture, mirrors and suchlike left with a sign for it to be taken by anyone.

Yup, round here - Help yourself, take me, I'm free - or even a photo of John Inman 😀

[Markeh]

My last washing machine was gone so quickly off the pavement, I'm sure it had actually gone before we'd plumbed the new one in.

[Pieman]

41 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Yup, round here - Help yourself, take me, I'm free - or even a photo of John Inman 😀

I noticed that near a friend's place in Oxford last weekend - about three or four houses had cardboard boxes outside filled with various bits and bobs and a "Free - please take" sign.  I think if you tried that in my area all you'd get is people posting on the local Facebook group somehow convinced that something untrustworthy was going on.  (I'm waiting for someone to complain on there about me snapping photo spots of unusual cars while out for a walk!)

[Wibble]

18 minutes ago, Pieman said:

I noticed that near a friend's place in Oxford last weekend - about three or four houses had cardboard boxes outside filled with various bits and bobs and a "Free - please take" sign.  I think if you tried that in my area all you'd get is people posting on the local Facebook group somehow convinced that something untrustworthy was going on.  (I'm waiting for someone to complain on there about me snapping photo spots of unusual cars while out for a walk!)

I’ll put it outside and see what happens . Wife was worried about getting done for fly tipping but we’ve had plenty of stuff leant against our wall by others which was taken or I ended up taking to the tip. Pisses me off and another reason for cctv to find out who’s doing it.

[Zelandeth]

17 minutes ago, Pieman said:

I noticed that near a friend's place in Oxford last weekend - about three or four houses had cardboard boxes outside filled with various bits and bobs and a "Free - please take" sign.  I think if you tried that in my area all you'd get is people posting on the local Facebook group somehow convinced that something untrustworthy was going on.  (I'm waiting for someone to complain on there about me snapping photo spots of unusual cars while out for a walk!)

I had to warn the landscapers working here not to leave any tools sitting around if they were going away for any time or overnight.  They didn't believe me until two spades vanished when they were away picking up some supplies.

As for anything being construed as suspicious - Yep, I've had parents near enough getting violent for "taking photos of their kids" when I was just documenting work I was doing on the cars on my drive and they happened to be walking past.  Most recently when I was half way through fitting one of the cylinder heads to the Rover - yeah, like it wasn't obvious I was in the middle of something and totally oblivious to someone walking past 50' away.  They were less than impressed when I pointed out that they were already on CCTV anyway both covering my driveway and from our neighbours across the street even if I wasn't working on the car, and they were welcome to a copy of the footage of them passing by and harassing me, to take to the police.  That seemed to shut them up.

I cannot bloody wait to be out of here.  Nearest neighbour 5-10 miles away sounds *perfect.*

[sheffcortinacentre]

But these morons will happily post their life all over the net.

[comfortablynumb]

7 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

But these morons will happily post their life all over the net.

Because that's the only 'life' they've got....

Because of reasons I've documented elsewhere, and I won't go into again so as not to bore the crap out of everyone, I'm currently unable to play with my real cars.

So I'm spending too much time on the internet.

By god there's some shit out there.

I don't do Facebook, but I'm bored with it really quickly. I've taken to playing with my slotcars again, far more rewarding.

I saw an article on the news about somewhere losing their internet for two weeks, I appreciate if you use it for business that'd be a pain, but you'd think the world was ending.

Get a life ( he said on the internet! 🤔)

 

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[warch]

7 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

But these morons will happily post their life all over the net.

This x1000. I know loads of people who are constantly spamming the socials with photos of them or their kids, plus all the personal details of their lives. My favourite is holiday photos on Facebook whilst they're actually still away. Saves potential thieves a job trying to work out if anybody's home before they empty the oil tank or the workshop. 

 

[goosey]

hit a pothole on the way to Telford, 2 day old tyre still got the tyre soap on it. Pisssed off I am

[goosey]

make that 2 Fukin tyres the rear also 

[mercedade]

This is seriously shite luck, man. Do you have a friend who could report to the Council that they've seen a terrible looking pothole that needs urgent attention lest it should pop someone's tyres, wait two weeks, then you hit the pothole?

[myglaren]

9 hours ago, Markeh said:

My last washing machine was gone so quickly off the pavement, I'm sure it had actually gone before we'd plumbed the new one in.

We put my daughter's out in the car park 100 yds from her house, there is nowhere closer, went to the shops a mile away and it was gone when we came back.

[comfortablynumb]

Had to shut this Muppet in the wet room last night. She's in season, and bleeding everywhere, and being more cranky than usual with people she's not familiar with. So when we had a visitor I shut her away. She's not allowed outside because I don't want her breeding, and particularly not with her dad.

She only locked the bathroom door!

Cue me kicking the door open to get her out after said visitors had gone, ripping off the keep plate and loosening the lock, which I then had to repair, and then mop the floor because she got scared and pissed everywhere.

Remind me again why I've got dogs?

[goosey]

I was going to take a picture of it on my way back from the customer it’s like a crater across the road, I was following a 7.5t truck that just bounced through it and I didn’t realise till last minute it was there.  The accountant at my work recons she can put a claim in to the council, yeah it’s a company car but it still pisses me off 

[comfortablynumb]

Should be able to claim @goosey, but try and get back asap and take a pic, preferably with something like a newspaper for scale and date.

I've heard of councils filling them in quick, and then it's 'what potholes?' when there's a claim pending 😕 

Edit - don't get run over tho😱

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[GrumpiusMaximus]

9 hours ago, Pieman said:

I noticed that near a friend's place in Oxford last weekend - about three or four houses had cardboard boxes outside filled with various bits and bobs and a "Free - please take" sign.  I think if you tried that in my area all you'd get is people posting on the local Facebook group somehow convinced that something untrustworthy was going on.  (I'm waiting for someone to complain on there about me snapping photo spots of unusual cars while out for a walk!)

My mate's Dad once ripped up their patio and shoved all of the rubble into the front garden with a sign that said 'Free Hardcore'.

Of course, it took literally minutes for somebody to write 'Porn' on the sign.

[beko1987]

57 minutes ago, goosey said:

make that 2 Fukin tyres the rear also 

Fuck bad luck 😭

I popped 2 passenger side tyres once coming back from Shitefest 2015. Clipped a bit of sharp rock on a Welsh hillside and lost one instantly, the front lasted another 20 miles. 

Was on much much cheaper tyres and steelies though 😬

[chadders]

14 hours ago, myglaren said:

Just the opposite here.  Anything close to the house stays there.  There are bikes, scooters, sledges and lots of other paraphernalia left close to the doorways and no-one touches them.  It is quite surprising really.

If you want it taken you have to put a note on it for people to help themselves.  Have seen some nice furniture, mirrors and suchlike left with a sign for it to be taken by anyone.

It's the same here or you have to go to the tip or pay the council to collect the larger and/or heavier items. Last year it was about £70 for 5.

[alcyonecorporation]

On 05/03/2025 at 07:33, Wibble said:

It’s a Beko and I’m picking up a new machine this evening.  Not looking forward to swapping them over.

not sure he'll like being a washing machine, i thought vacuum cleaners were his thing

[Zelandeth]

Finally got a telephone consultation with my GP today.  I'd asked for in person (after they wasted the entirety of the last one taking my weight and blood pressure and telling me I was overweight and my blood pressure was too high, both of which I already knew), but you take what you can get.

"Oh, no.  We'll need to see you in person to talk about that."

You lot are the ones who insisted on the bloody telephone consultation...aaaargh...

"Fine, can you book one in then?  Oh, we're too busy at the moment, we're not taking any bookings in person, you'll need to use the web portal."

Uses web portal triage thingie to request an appointment.  

Hour and a half later, email arrives.  You have an appointment on the 23rd of May (which I can't make)...for a telephone consultation.

*Headdesk*

[myglaren]

Have to say the docs here are excellent.  None of that nonsense.

Asked to see a doctor for a non-urgent consultation.  Could have had it an hour later but opted for the following day.

In to see him right on time.  Pharmacy in the same building and on the same floor, picked up prescription on my way out, already waiting.

[iainrcz]

Bought some Duck brand masking tape. Stuck it on the wall to mask the doorframe up. Painted the doorframe, peeled the tape off and it yanked a load of paint off the wall.

 

Because of course it did.

[Spiny Norman]

7 hours ago, goosey said:

make that 2 Fukin tyres the rear also 

I simply couldn't run tyres that this, I'd be a grand a week in repairs in Glasgow.
Sucks when your car gets damaged by the lack of care councils take on the roads but let's face it, motorists are no longer welcome in our cities, although our wallets most definitely are.

This is the sort of road I have to drive on, and this isn't an isolated worst case scenario, every road in Glasgow is like this. 70 profile reinforced tyres on an SUV is the only way to go now. Sporty 35/40 profiles on fancy alloys stand no chance.
 

[hairnet]

 

They said it wouldnt rain till 9

Glad i came in the car now

[jakebullet]

Trouble at t'mill at Mad Jean's. Posted on facebook somebody send help dad is keeping her locked prisoner in the house. Mrs somehow gets his doctor to go on a house visit, nothing wrong found.

Just been talking to mrs again, and mumsie claiming police have been and taken away a huge dagger dad had hidden. Second huge dagger they've confiscated. It makes no sense where is a housebound man who foesnt do internet getting huge daggers from?

[SunnySouth]

3 hours ago, Spiny Norman said:

I simply couldn't run tyres that this, I'd be a grand a week in repairs in Glasgow.
Sucks when your car gets damaged by the lack of care councils take on the roads but let's face it, motorists are no longer welcome in our cities, although our wallets most definitely are.

This is the sort of road I have to drive on, and this isn't an isolated worst case scenario, every road in Glasgow is like this. 70 profile reinforced tyres on an SUV is the only way to go now. Sporty 35/40 profiles on fancy alloys stand no chance.
 

That looks absolutely f’king lethal! How do they get away with that?!

[SunnySouth]

I’ve got one… Well, two actually; the first is that I’ve just got on a train and, as usual, some braindead halfwit is pumping inane noise out of their mobile phone for the rest of us to suffer. Death by fire, please.

 

Secondly, on a vaguely related note - Sky Mobile. I’ve been meaning to field some opinions for ages, I’ve been with them for a couple of years and I’ve never had such utterly poor mobile data reception. I realise there’ll be people on every mobile network in the universe with the same complaint, but has anyone else used them and had issues?! Or am I just being a grump fucker in my old age…

[myglaren]

I was on a bus this morning and someone behind me had a very noisy phone, couldn't decide what it was and thought perhaps a podcast.

As he got off it was clear he was in conversation with someone.

And it was a bloke I used to work with.  Damned if I can remember his name though.