The grumpy thread

[SH1TE]

2 minutes ago, Spurious said:

Dremel grinder? 

Pencil line and Multi tool

[SH1TE]

Partner - Mum's in hospital! 

Me-OK has she been admitted,  should we visit, does she need anything? 

Shall I go and buy bacon? 

Do they know what is wrong,  do you need to visit? 

I'm off to buy bacon! 

OK so shall we go to town in case you want to visit mum as same direction? 

Get in the bath,  off for a coffee and back with bacon,  may go to Greg's and cook an egg as feeling lazy!

Shall I get granny to have the kids and we can go in direction of your parents and hospital? 

It's  probably angina or gall stones! 

OK so what's the plan? 

Bacon & egg! 

 

FFS

[fairkens]

Sounds like shock to me

Hope you got her down the hospital sharpish after that sandwich

[Dyslexic Viking]

Bodged rust repairs are always fun to discover.

[SH1TE]

4 minutes ago, fairkens said:

Sounds like shock to me

Hope you got her down the hospital sharpish after that sandwich

She's a strange one alright,  parent drops and ends up at A&E- totally non phased by it. 

Didn't affect her cooking worse than normal. 

[SH1TE]

4 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

Bodged rust repairs are always fun to discover.

What vehicle? 

[Dyslexic Viking]

Just now, SH1TE said:

What vehicle? 

My 1963 Mercedes.

[SH1TE]

3 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

My 1963 Mercedes.

Ahh couldn't think what it was- don't think I have seen one before at a show

[Mally]

2 minutes ago, SH1TE said:

What vehicle? 

Keep up SHITE. Best ask What Country?

You are that busy arguing with other people, you miss the good threads,

[eddyramrod]

37 minutes ago, SH1TE said:

Ahh couldn't think what it was- don't think I have seen one before at a show

Shows?  You're not trying man, I've seen them parked on-street!  In Cyprus, admittedly, but it still counts.

[omegod]

6 hours ago, omegod said:

ABSOLUTE TWAT BASTARD 

Spent some evening this week putting coving on the landing ceiling, obviously a few wibbles in the walls and the joints needed tidying up so used some interior filler in a tube from Aldi, despite it being branded as easily sandable it has the consistency of Fucking Titanium once set, literally harder than Isopon car filler 

I can't hammer or scrape the stuff off as it will destroy the coving material, I'm likely gonna have to rip the fucking lot down and start again  

I've tried softening it with water but it's taking the surface off the coving too but any tips welcome 

Thanks for the tips , I eventually managed to sort it with 40 grit soft pads, lesson learned .... don't EVER use premixed filler 

It's been a bit of a day of it all round so the wine is getting cracked open  

[Timewaster]

19 hours ago, Barry Cade said:

Somebody looking to make £1200+ profit for doing feck all.. Am I stupid for selling things for what I think they are worth, or am I stupid for being Edd China and doing everything for nowt. The car is a goodun, but all 4 arches are aerosoled, as is the bonnet. Everybody thinks they are Mike Brewer these days.  I think I've made a profit once from selling a car, and that was a Citroen XM!

My SLK

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1383718412122763/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

Well he won't make any money as a photographer!

[RoverFolkUs]

Reading the one of the local court outcomes... somebody was ordered to pay... £25.. yes, twenty-five pounds, compensation for assaulting an emergency service worker earlier this year...

Really?

What a total waste of resources for a completely meaningless outcome... Is that supposed to teach the fucker a lesson and act as a deterrent for him and ideally anyone else from doing it again?

[Pieman]

4 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Reading the one of the local court outcomes... somebody was ordered to pay... £25.. yes, twenty-five pounds, compensation for assaulting an emergency service worker earlier this year...

Really?

What a total waste of resources for a completely meaningless outcome... Is that supposed to teach the fucker a lesson and act as a deterrent for him and ideally anyone else from doing it again?

Pretty soon the emergency services worker will be paid less than that in a day, given how this country is going.

[Metal Guru]

55 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Reading the one of the local court outcomes... somebody was ordered to pay... £25.. yes, twenty-five pounds, compensation for assaulting an emergency service worker earlier this year...

Really?

What a total waste of resources for a completely meaningless outcome... Is that supposed to teach the fucker a lesson and act as a deterrent for him and ideally anyone else from doing it again?

Probably bleated about cost of living rise, can’t feed the kids etc etc and asked to pay £5 a month, which basically means they pay £5. 

[eddyramrod]

That's beyond ridiculous.  12 months inside should be the minimum.  Assault compensation should never be less than four figures.

[sierraman]

7 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Probably bleated about cost of living rise, can’t feed the kids etc etc and asked to pay £5 a month, which basically means they pay £5. 

Should be tough shit, don’t do the crime then. It wouldn’t wash with me in afraid.

[andyberg]

Sadly it's quite a common thing. When I was in the ambulance service I was assaulted more times than I can remember. Never pressed charges because of the hassle involved, they were usually knuckledraggers who knew how to beat the system. The one case I did persue because I actually had to take time off work, took months and I finally received £50. The defendant actually said they couldn't remember the incident because they were drunk!! 

Edit: the worst thing is these people know they can continue to call the emergency services because they know the words to use so we had to go. Like " chest pain" " I'm going to kill myself" " my face has dropped on one side" ect. The only plus would be that we would have to wait for the police to turn up first 😡

[cobblers]

I'm starving, and I'm walking round Bakewell. I can smell that somewhere is cooking some beautiful bacon, but every cafe I get to is closed. This is like an actual nightmare 

[sierraman]

57 minutes ago, andyberg said:

Sadly it's quite a common thing. When I was in the ambulance service I was assaulted more times than I can remember. Never pressed charges because of the hassle involved, they were usually knuckledraggers who knew how to beat the system. The one case I did persue because I actually had to take time off work, took months and I finally received £50. The defendant actually said they couldn't remember the incident because they were drunk!! 

Edit: the worst thing is these people know they can continue to call the emergency services because they know the words to use so we had to go. Like " chest pain" " I'm going to kill myself" " my face has dropped on one side" ect. The only plus would be that we would have to wait for the police to turn up first 😡

There really ought to be a two strikes and you are out policy for assaulting emergency workers. On the second occasion it happens you are refused medical treatment. Having a heart attack? Tough shit you’ve been struck off. 

[myglaren]

I don't get the mentality of anyone assaulting or impeding emergency services personnel or vehicles.

Should be wrapped in chains and thrown overboard.

[artdjones]

The annoying thing is that if a paramedic snapped and punched them in the nose he would be sacked and the instigator would get thousands in compensation and an apology.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

2 hours ago, cobblers said:

I'm starving, and I'm walking round Bakewell. I can smell that somewhere is cooking some beautiful bacon, but every cafe I get to is closed. This is like an actual nightmare 

Oh you tart.

[MikeR]

21 hours ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

Bodged rust repairs are always fun to discover.

when we had hundreds of 6 inch floppies    (data  discs for those with dirty minds  !!!)    in the test dept years ago ,

we had stacks of aluminium Seperators to go in the drawers which were never used ..

were very useful for doing car "repairs"   

[MikeR]

noticed on our last trip  some of the lakes are starting to suffer  , dead fish , algae  , and the water stirrers / oxygen things were being used to try and rescue

this  lake ...

[LabRat]

Oh the joys of private renting. The owner of our current house has died and left it to her grandson, who has now decided that he wants a nicer house and is going to sell both ours and his current houses to fund this.

So, this means that we're looking at probably being served our 2 months notice around Christmas if he can't get an investor lined up to take it on. Of course, because we have a dog, no fucker else around here will take us on- he's a 9 year old basset hound and there's no way in hell I'm giving him up- it wouldn't be fair on him or Mrs Labrats mental health. (She's already suffering insomnia and stress at the thought of giving him up and we only found out 2 days ago)

I know that it's our fault for not saving a deposit on a mortgage, etc. But at the time, we couldn't afford to and now were trapped by the fucking cost of renting. 

Still. There's always a tent in a layby I suppose. 

[cobblers]

I'm not suggesting you just don't mention the dog at all to anyone when house searching and then just turn up with it when you move in, but that's probably what we're going to do if we need to rent again.

[Jazoli]

40 minutes ago, LabRat said:

Oh the joys of private renting. The owner of our current house has died and left it to her grandson, who has now decided that he wants a nicer house and is going to sell both ours and his current houses to fund this.

So, this means that we're looking at probably being served our 2 months notice around Christmas if he can't get an investor lined up to take it on. Of course, because we have a dog, no fucker else around here will take us on- he's a 9 year old basset hound and there's no way in hell I'm giving him up- it wouldn't be fair on him or Mrs Labrats mental health. (She's already suffering insomnia and stress at the thought of giving him up and we only found out 2 days ago)

I know that it's our fault for not saving a deposit on a mortgage, etc. But at the time, we couldn't afford to and now were trapped by the fucking cost of renting. 

Still. There's always a tent in a layby I suppose. 

 

Just remember if you keep paying the rent it'll take at least 6 months to evict you, so there's no need to rush into an unsuitable property

[Rust Collector]

My brother mentioned that there was some news recently about the government trying to make it easier for tenants to keep their pets with them:

https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/can-my-landlord-prevent-me-from-keeping-a-pet/#:~:text=On 16 June 2022%2C the,a pet in their home.”

The optimist in me would like to think that this will help, the pessimist asks if it's just a bit of flag waving to win over some support without rocking the boat too much.

When we were moving in to a rental a few years back we asked the letting agent if the property was dog friendly as we had a dog (yes it is sir, current tenant also has dogs). We filled out the online referencing form and included the details of our dog which it asked for if you were bringing pets, and it was then submitted. Everything went through fine and eventually we were in the house. About 6 months later the landlord visits to see how we are getting on... 'Oh, we didn't know that you had a dog, it wasn't mentioned before you moved in?'

It was fine luckily. But I was fucked off with the agents as obviously it made us look deceitful, and kind of defeats the point of bothering to be honest if the agent is going to hold relevant info back...

Fingers crossed it goes smoothly for you both. It's easier said than done, but don't panic; just sit tight and keep looking for something suitable to come up.

[Lacquer Peel]

2 hours ago, LabRat said:

Oh the joys of private renting. 

I know that it's our fault for not saving a deposit on a mortgage, etc. But at the time, we couldn't afford to and now were trapped by the fucking cost of renting. 

It isn't your fault the housing system is fucked. I hope you have some resolution soon.