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Sent Amazon an email about their half arsed packaging job.

It's been an hour.

I get a reply from some Indian customer service droid that's literally copy and pasted parts of my email into a boilerplate and sent it back to me.

Fuck off, masturbation is not customer service.

The only way to deal with amazon is via the live chat. They’ll refund you in full if the courier looked at you funny

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Amazon are pretty good. One delivery driver left my package in my bin on bin collection day, replacement item arrived next day.

 

"We've left your item in your designated safe place"

 

"Nope, it's not in the garden"

 

"Courier has left it in a place called....blue bin!"

 

"Oh for fucks sake....."

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Sorry, not that bad in the cold light of day. I 'should' recover and at least we seem to be getting to the bottom of why I am sooooo very fucked all the time. I like my Doctor: he seems to actually care and has sorted out a few of my problems (at least one major one caused by a previous Doctor!) so I have faith he will get there with me.

 

Interestingly, I discovered something last night while Googling about Restless Leg Syndrome... you can get it in your arms, which sounds odd, but it would appear that is why some nights my arms are so painful I double (or triple!) dose.

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The absolutely precious joy of workplace politics.

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We're currently selling our house. So inevitably ...

 

ESTATE AGENTS

 

Urgh, you win. 

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Just sent a text to my friend who's mum had radical surgery a few weeks back due to lung cancer. Just asking how things were going. They saw the doc this afternoon and it is the worst possible news. There is cancer in the other lung which is hyper aggressive and very rare. Seemingly only 0.4% of people with lung cancer get this other cancer. Appears to be little research on it yet. They have given her just a couple of months without chemo, 4 to 6 with She is going to try one round of chemo to see how she tolerates it. Poor friend is devastated, she thought this had given mum a reasonable chance. Cancer can go and fuck itself.. 

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Job Search update

 

(1) They thought you were too old (I'm 44)

(2) All went really well, we will call you tomorrow. Nothing heard, called back a week later to check it was still on or if it wasn't. Assured it was still on and promised a call the following day. Nothing heard a week later.....

(3) Massively under qualified (cheers recruiter, forgot to mention the bit about needing to be an actuary. Kind of like sending someone to Williams Grand Prix for the second drive because "you have a clean driving licence")

(4) Really keen to see you next week - trouble is I don't fancy the job

(5) Want you on board but the company is only prepared to pay you half of what you are used to (which is at the lower end anyway)

 

Ho hum. At least it means I get to spend time looking for stuff in the mornings, and the afternoon watching documentaries about Nazis

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Just sent a text to my friend who's mum had radical surgery a few weeks back due to lung cancer. Just asking how things were going. They saw the doc this afternoon and it is the worst possible news. There is cancer in the other lung which is hyper aggressive and very rare. Seemingly only 0.4% of people with lung cancer get this other cancer. Appears to be little research on it yet. They have given her just a couple of months without chemo, 4 to 6 with She is going to try one round of chemo to see how she tolerates it. Poor friend is devastated, she thought this had given mum a reasonable chance. Cancer can go and fuck itself..

Ive said it before Cancer is a cunt and needs to fuck right off

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7 deg over night and the fecking gritters just been past again. I have never seen a council batter on as much salt as this mob.

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7 deg over night and the fecking gritters just been past again. I have never seen a council batter on as much salt as this mob.

Don't worry, by the time it gets actually cold in feb/march they will have run out and you'll be fucked! Not seen any go down in my bit of oxon/bucks yet

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Don't worry, by the time it gets actually cold in feb/march they will have run out and you'll be fucked! Not seen any go down in my bit of oxon/bucks yet

They say we are running low now. We have had one light grass frost and the feckers are battering it on. Roads are pure white. Our council are hopeless.

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Our council cut all the grass on Friday! Apart from the shoulder height stuff at major road junctions obv... Wankers

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Our council cut all the grass on Friday! Apart from the shoulder height stuff at major road junctions obv... Wankers

We have a factored bit, and a stupid ditch thing that is grass between the road and the pavement. Factors did'nt take over the ditch thing. They cut the main grass and tidy it all up. £25 a month and a job well done. When and i say when the council cut the ditches, they  churn them up and spray grass everywhere. Our council slogan should be "The only think we are good at is being shite" Rant over  :mrgreen:

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this must have been mentioned before

 

BUT.....

 

xmas records been played on the radio this afternoon.

 

there are 12 days of christmas, and NONE of them are in November!!

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Sorry, not that bad in the cold light of day. I 'should' recover and at least we seem to be getting to the bottom of why I am sooooo very fucked all the time. I like my Doctor: he seems to actually care and has sorted out a few of my problems (at least one major one caused by a previous Doctor!) so I have faith he will get there with me.

 

Interestingly, I discovered something last night while Googling about Restless Leg Syndrome... you can get it in your arms, which sounds odd, but it would appear that is why some nights my arms are so painful I double (or triple!) dose.

My OH gets restless legs. What’s the diagnosis?

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this must have been mentioned before

 

BUT.....

 

xmas records been played on the radio this afternoon.

 

there are 12 days of christmas, and NONE of them are in November!!

There are two UK wide Christmas stations, both have already launched. More local ones will follow shortly.

 

When I stated in the industry in 2000, they wouldn’t get played until about a fortnight before Xmas. It’s now generally 1st December. In America, a lot of stations ‘flip’ to all out Christmas immediately after Thanksgiving.

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We're currently selling our house. So inevitably ...

 

ESTATE AGENTS

Can I add solicitors / conveyancers to this
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Loads of traffic in Reading earlier. Sadly the worst part of this is it diverts people who are unfamiliar to certain roads down them, some idiot in a qashqui decided me being in a lane wouldn't stop them merging with it anyway. I didn't think they actually hit me but there is silver scrapes (not that deep thankfully) behind the rear arch.

 

Also the slightly louder turbo on the 406 is making people try and race me all the time now. Please stop.

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There is one day of Christmas, and it's one too many.

I really like Christmas dinner and stuffing my face with chocolate, sweets, crisps and all the other bad but tasty grub. The rest of it can all just fuck off though.

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Our council cut all the grass on Friday! Apart from the shoulder height stuff at major road junctions obv... Wankers

That might be the responsibility of the private companies that maintain trunk roads.

Thanks, privatisation.

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7 deg over night and the fecking gritters just been past again. I have never seen a council batter on as much salt as this mob.

 

 

Our work's carpark is doing a really good impression of the dead sea. I have no idea whom they employ to spread salt everywhere, but it is too much.

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My OH gets restless legs. What’s the diagnosis?

 

Can be Iron deficiency. Apparently...

Posted

Can I join the club too please?

Purple Bricks or other cheaper online ones?

 

Sent from my Redmi 4 using Tapatalk

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My bank balance. -£980, £20 avaliable.

 

Ffffffff...

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Gumtree!!

My youngest wants rid of his nerf guns.

I advertised the on Gumtree.

E mail this morning will I take a reduced price? No.

Oh Ok then,will you deliver to? 44mile round trip.No

Ok then I work close to were you live,I'll collect.

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Trump.

Just watched an episode of West Wing, dramatic, moving , emotional etc etc .

 

Then I remembered what that position means in real life now...

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Just sent a text to my friend who's mum had radical surgery a few weeks back due to lung cancer. Just asking how things were going. They saw the doc this afternoon and it is the worst possible news. There is cancer in the other lung which is hyper aggressive and very rare. Seemingly only 0.4% of people with lung cancer get this other cancer. Appears to be little research on it yet. They have given her just a couple of months without chemo, 4 to 6 with She is going to try one round of chemo to see how she tolerates it. Poor friend is devastated, she thought this had given mum a reasonable chance. Cancer can go and fuck itself.. 

 

really genuinely sorry to hear this

 

Depressing shit starts here 

 

Lost Mutha thestag to a rare form of lung cancer and she lost her battle near 5 years ago, she battled it for more or less 2 years to the day from diagnosis, yes she was a proper fighty old bag. ironically she never smoked, was fiercely against it

 

She responded really badly to Chemo so much so that the took her off it after 3 months and used a radical new med. Oncologist was super helpful in getting life insurance to release payment while she was still alive so they could bring forwards their 50th wedding anniversary gift of a trip on the Orient Express. 

 

The old bag fought on made it to her 50th anniversary since first meeting fathathestag and their 49th wedding anniversary and then 2 Christmas' shit she loved Christmas, all of these occasions were milestones we never thought we would make and every single one of them was a happy occasion, filled with family and love.

 

 A year after starting the meds they stopped working and the cancer started to spread again.

 

6 months later she gave up. fucking brave she was.

 

Cancer is a right cunt, there was nothing we could do, she had amazing support from north devon hospice and only in the last couple of days did she go in to the hospice.

 

Watching her die was about as awful a thing as I ever did but we were together fatha my sibs and me. even that was happy until the last hour, we played games, had conversations were happy around her. The hospice staff praised us for creating such a happy environment even though she was out she could have felt it apparently. 

 

end of unnecessary depressing stuff

 

I was lucky that I was able to spend so much time with her fixing the damage that 45 years of son and mutha relationships can create, she had very high standards and I am a stubborn bugger.

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