Volvo V70 D5: Dark Beast one...​​​​​​two...now three years on.

[hairnet]

HOLD THE FUCK ON SUNSHINE.

 

Crumpets and sweet preserves? What is wrong with you? Crumpets are for butter and marmite only, occasionally with a fried egg, and that is the end of the matter.

MOUTH

WASH

OUT

 

single crumpet is just rong tho

[hairnet]

Woah ... Came here for the collection stayed for the crumpet wrongness.

 

Sweet stuff on crumpets is a very acceptable lifestyle choice.

snaggle is gonna GAF whats on crumpet

[hairnet]

Stand back.

 

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Raspberry Whip Cashew nut butter.

 

On crumpets.

 

 

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Sweet, salty AND nutty.

now yer fuckin fired

[inconsistant]

DARK BEAST ACHIEVED!

 

 

 

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/34960-2005-volvo-v70-d5-for-sale-£800/

 

[The Moog]

TDB looks well bought

[garethj]

Excellent purchase! Replace a Volvo with another Volvo

[chaseracer]

Excellent purchase! Replace a Mitsubishi "Charisma" with a proper Volvo

 

EFA

 

[rantingYoof]

Phwoar, they do look fine in black.

[LightBulbFun]

HOLD THE FUCK ON SUNSHINE.

 

Crumpets and sweet preserves? What is wrong with you? Crumpets are for butter and marmite only, occasionally with a fried egg, and that is the end of the matter.

 

on a scale of pitch forked and torched to lynched hung drawn and quartered

 

where do I fall, because I put nutella on my crumpets? 

 

(sometimes I even put 2 together to make a crumpet sandwich...)

 

[hairnet]

enuff about crumpets *pukes in mouth

[inconsistant]

On 3/31/2019 at 3:02 PM, hairnet said:

enuff about crumpet

 

 

[The Moog]

enuff about crumpets *pukes in mouth

Thought you liked cake!

[hairnet]

Thought you liked cake!

People mentioned marmite and nutella *twitches

[Rod/b]

I think we can all agree that Mr Inconsistant has purchased a fine car, the type reserved for people of extremely good taste. Which is BIZARRE as HE CLEARLY DOESN’T HAVE.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

on a scale of pitch forked and torched to lynched hung drawn and quartered

 

where do I fall, because I put nutella on my crumpets?

 

(sometimes I even put 2 together to make a crumpet sandwich...)

 

You’re a monster.

[RichL]

Yes that is handsome.

 

Black with black leather is THE BEST.

[Jim Bergerac]

What's the assembled crumpet mafia's view on sprinkling them with grated cheese (having already buttered, obv)?

 

As an aside, nice Volvo. They've aged well as a design.

[Broadsword]

Looking fantastic in that colour!

[Felly Magic]

On the subject of crumpets, baked beans ftw, sweet toppings, nononononononono, and again NO!

[burraston2006]

Nice car. Quite fancy one of these next. What's the collectives view with Seville marmalade on crumpets?

[chaseracer]

...Seville marmalade on crumpets?

 

POSH.

[loserone]

It does not look very smashed up, but it does look like an excellent V40 replacement

[stuboy]

looking very shiney

[The Moog]

I think we are a crumpet tolerant zone where as long as you don't make someone else eat it, you can have what you want.

 

I endorse both savoury and sweet sides - pantopping if you like.

[UltraWomble]

But

The important question has not been answered

 

How many poos?

[Felly Magic]

Or how many packets of crumpets will fit in the back of a V70? Or Square or round crumpets? 

[Schaefft]

I shall add to the discussion that it took me about 6 years before trying a crumpet (knowingly) after I came here. I ate it with butter. That's my contribution to integration.

[LightBulbFun]

Or how many packets of crumpets will fit in the back of a V70? Or Square or round crumpets? 

 

a square crumpet?! what is this heresy!?

(Cant say iv ever heard of a square crumpet before...)

 

I shall add to the discussion that it took me about 6 years before trying a crumpet (knowingly) after I came here. I ate it with butter. That's my contribution to integration.

 

if its any condolences the first time I came across some crumpets I didn't realise you had to toast them first, and tried to eat it raw...

 

 

oh and the Volvo is very nice as others say, looks sharp in black  

[Felly Magic]

Morrisons sell square crumpets, they fit better in the toaster and you get more crumpet for your money. I think square crumpets were inspired by the design of the Volvo estate.

 

[LightBulbFun]

Morrisons sell square crumpets, they fit better in the toaster and you get more crumpet for your money. I think square crumpets were inspired by the design of the Volvo estate.

 

 

would ya look at that...