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Volvo V70 D5: Dark Beast one...​​​​​​two...now three years on.


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HOLD THE FUCK ON SUNSHINE.

 

Crumpets and sweet preserves? What is wrong with you? Crumpets are for butter and marmite only, occasionally with a fried egg, and that is the end of the matter.

MOUTH

WASH

OUT

 

single crumpet is just rong tho :D

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Woah ... Came here for the collection stayed for the crumpet wrongness.

 

Sweet stuff on crumpets is a very acceptable lifestyle choice.

snaggle is gonna GAF whats on crumpet :P

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HOLD THE FUCK ON SUNSHINE.

 

Crumpets and sweet preserves? What is wrong with you? Crumpets are for butter and marmite only, occasionally with a fried egg, and that is the end of the matter.

 

on a scale of pitch forked and torched to lynched hung drawn and quartered

 

where do I fall, because I put nutella on my crumpets? 

 

(sometimes I even put 2 together to make a crumpet sandwich...)

 

:mrgreen:

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on a scale of pitch forked and torched to lynched hung drawn and quartered

 

where do I fall, because I put nutella on my crumpets?

 

(sometimes I even put 2 together to make a crumpet sandwich...)

 

:mrgreen:

You’re a monster.

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What's the assembled crumpet mafia's view on sprinkling them with grated cheese (having already buttered, obv)?

 

As an aside, nice Volvo. They've aged well as a design.

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On the subject of crumpets, baked beans ftw, sweet toppings, nononononononono, and again NO!

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It does not look very smashed up, but it does look like an excellent V40 replacement

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I think we are a crumpet tolerant zone where as long as you don't make someone else eat it, you can have what you want.

 

I endorse both savoury and sweet sides - pantopping if you like.

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Or how many packets of crumpets will fit in the back of a V70? Or Square or round crumpets? 

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I shall add to the discussion that it took me about 6 years before trying a crumpet (knowingly) after I came here. I ate it with butter. That's my contribution to integration.

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Or how many packets of crumpets will fit in the back of a V70? Or Square or round crumpets? 

 

a square crumpet?! what is this heresy!?

(Cant say iv ever heard of a square crumpet before...)

 

I shall add to the discussion that it took me about 6 years before trying a crumpet (knowingly) after I came here. I ate it with butter. That's my contribution to integration.

 

if its any condolences the first time I came across some crumpets I didn't realise you had to toast them first, and tried to eat it raw...

 

 

oh and the Volvo is very nice as others say, looks sharp in black :) 

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Morrisons sell square crumpets, they fit better in the toaster and you get more crumpet for your money. I think square crumpets were inspired by the design of the Volvo estate.

 

square_crumpets.jpg

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Morrisons sell square crumpets, they fit better in the toaster and you get more crumpet for your money. I think square crumpets were inspired by the design of the Volvo estate.

 

square_crumpets.jpg

 

would ya look at that...

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