Volvo V70 D5: Dark Beast one...​​​​​​two...now three years on.

[inconsistant]

This happened:
http://autoshite.com/topic/34930-accident-car-needs-towing-scrapping-replacing/

So we need a replacement. Here goes...



Black coffee, crumpet with blackcurrant jam. Leaving now.

[Roverageous]

In.

 

Chodspeed!

[stuboy]

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Black coffee, crumpet with blackcurrant jam. Leaving now.

only 1 crumpet, that wont keep you going long

[inconsistant]

Stage1

[inconsistant]

Stage 2

[djoptix]

Get you with the Brompton. I assume your bowler hat is out of shot?

[Eyersey1234]

I wish you chodspeed for your collection

[eddyramrod]

Is it a smoll Citroen?

[inconsistant]

Stage 3









Train very full.
All seat fabric obscured by customers.
No coffee, no poo, much excitement.

[Rod/b]

HOLD THE FUCK ON SUNSHINE.

 

Crumpets and sweet preserves? What is wrong with you? Crumpets are for butter and marmite only, occasionally with a fried egg, and that is the end of the matter.

[Jim Bell]

HOLD THE FUCK ON SUNSHINE.

 

Crumpets and sweet preserves? What is wrong with you? Crumpets are for butter and marmite only, occasionally with a fried egg, and that is the end of the matter.

Peanut butter 4 lyf.

 

Happy collectioneerings dude!

[NorthernMonkey]

Peanut butter 4 increased poo count

 

Happy collectioneerings dude!

[Rod/b]

Peanut butter 4 lyf.

 

Happy collectioneerings dude!

Also acceptable with adequate pre-buttering

[inconsistant]

Breakfast h8rz gonna breakfast h8!

Its all we had. And I had 15 mins for brekky not an hour and 15 mins coz clock change confusion.

And i needed to have a poo before i left, but I’m not counting it because it was before I left. Huge and very dark, in case you’re curious.

[chaseracer]

But what about the poo...?

[inconsistant]

Small, rounded and efficient.

[The Moog]

Woah ... Came here for the collection stayed for the crumpet wrongness.

 

Sweet stuff on crumpets is a very acceptable lifestyle choice.

[Rod/b]

We’re going to need some sort of splinter forum for these sweet-crumpet wrong’uns.

[Jim Bell]

Nutella is not unknown to grace crumpets occasionally in or house.

[Kringle]

I've never ventured beyond butter on a crumpet. The very fabric of my life is being questioned here. 11/10 wud crumpet agen.

[Timewaster]

Danny "Where is that Twat Cameron" Dyer on twitter:

 

Gonna watch a bit of #question time while munching on a toasted crumpet that's absolutely pissing with marmite.......sophistication.

[Jim Bell]

Stand back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Raspberry Whip Cashew nut butter.

 

On crumpets.

 

 

 

 

 

Sweet, salty AND nutty.

[chaseracer]

You absolute animal.

 

APPROVED.

 

[inconsistant]

[inconsistant]

[Pillock]

Raspberry.

Whip.

Cashew.

Nut.

Butter.

 

Just, wow. I need some of that in my life.

 

Oh also good luck / nice car / chodspeed etc etc  

[chaseracer]

There's a car involved...?

[Jim Bell]

211k?!?!!!

 

Got to be a D5?

[rantingYoof]

I like the Volvo dashboard font.

 

Well collected sir.

[Timewaster]

Well the clock is wrong for a start.

 

21st November 2000 was nearly 19 years ago!

 

 

 

Oh.