It has been two years... time to add to the fleet.

[cms206]

Poo count: two

Pie count: two

Pie to poo ratio: evens

 

NEW CAR DAY.

[Pieman]

Chodspeed.

Horsey Horseless.

Invacars.

Cadillacs.

Fife.

Ronnie Pickering.



OK, I think that's all the usual in-jokes associated with these types of thread safely out of the way, so let's get on with finding out what it is...  

[camryv6]

You didn't mention Volvo ?

[AnnoyingPentium]

It's not that 406 I sent you, is it?

[cms206]

South.

Poo and pie numbers remain unchanged.

[beko1987]

What do the existing cars feel about this movement?

[robt100]

10 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

What do the existing cars feel about this movement?

Actually, its two movements so far and counting 🤣

[cms206]

We are now overcast.

[cms206]

Haha. Cum.

[cms206]

46 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

What do the existing cars feel about this movement?

They are displeased. To be honest, I am not pleased but needs must... I may like it.

V70 for sale...

[brownnova]

I’m sure the new motor will be a work of art. 

[hairnet]

you know cumbria is wetter than renfrew.................

[hairnet]

are ya buying cos ya can or cos huv tae

[320touring]

1 minute ago, brownnova said:

I’m sure the new motor will be a work of art. 

To be fair, maist of his sills look like Dali did them🤣

[Dyslexic Viking]

3 minutes ago, brownnova said:

I’m sure the new motor will be a work of art. 

[beko1987]

47 minutes ago, cms206 said:

They are displeased. To be honest, I am not pleased but needs must... I may like it.

V70 for sale...

You might scare one or more into working well 👌

[brownnova]

[Remspoor]

you have got the Auto Shenanigans old SAAB

 

[cms206]

A fine selection of sex books available at Scotch Corner if anyone is looking for inspiration on translating a beef hot pot into anal with the wife.

[cms206]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

are ya buying cos ya can or cos huv tae

More have to than want to...

[brownnova]

1 minute ago, cms206 said:

 

Ah, good to see they bought out the sequel to “Rampant shagging for couple who hate one another” 

[EyesWeldedShut]

Scotch Corner - could go anywhere from there over the East of Engl-land, must be something kind of Scarborough way on here that you're collecting???

[320touring]

Don't mention Scotch Eggs whatever you do! You'll set him off!

 

[EyesWeldedShut]

6 minutes ago, 320touring said:

Don't mention Scotch Eggs whatever you do! You'll set him off!

 

Scotch and Wry OK?

[hairnet]

28 minutes ago, cms206 said:

More have to than want to...

what broke? or marelle disappeared it for lols

 

[hairnet]

its a long way for a 440

[cms206]

CAR

[EyesWeldedShut]

[Jim Bell]

25 minutes ago, cms206 said:

CAR

Congrat your lations. We hope you have happy fortunate journey home. 

Our customer service department is open 0900-1600, on the 16th of March only. 

Please do not reply to this message. 

[beko1987]

11 minutes ago, Tayne said:

Who?

CMSFUCKING206

That is an car, congratulations 🎉