eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

mercedes s350l | eBay

Another high mileage hero S-Class, this one has got the brilliant 3.7 petrol engine. The first couple of wanky soft-focus photographs can FRO, otherwise that's possibly a nice car for someone.

[D.E]

Vauxhall Cavalier Mk3 Sri

[D.E]

2001 Ford Puma 1.7

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PRICED REDUCED DUE TO SENIOR MOMENT, OPENED DOOR OUTSIDE WAITROSE COBHAM, NOW REPAIRED

It also appears to be a Puma with the interior of a Rover. Another senior moment?

[N Dentressangle]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/554690437390053/

[barefoot]

Fuck me.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/267082574942?_skw=folding+caravans+for+sale&itmmeta=01JEGW6PVGDQ45RZHN9BD4AG8A&hash=item3e2f5cac5e:g:7lQAAOSwZJJnPkrr&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKmL5MZXGUh4%2FjCMRZcEFAn0H31oMF81xoKb%2Bbx5TcdhJWJD%2FNF0CFchBFHiwubeRMLZVhEP6VNzoyFEW0Njsj%2FUK8%2Blcr%2BqV6ebrMiGC0qjfD5CaS3fn1WAhD5qRR7VPFJms0q7QQrRf6uD%2ByKfBihPV9TmPx%2BwKYpgCcfNV048BqipUE364mowTG%2FtB6dxY0FhwEaQvqe3fYQWcYL%2F3t3JU3D3RIRChtqpZRBSoHSfk8%2FAKlj6%2BX1gKwIjdVoguzT9pDsSIGTPMasRKxgcyxl2roF%2BghMpWTzT7E9668TyfQ%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR-ztmpz0ZA

[D.E]

Hyundai Lantra 1.8 Si

28,268 miles

1996 (P reg)

Automatic

Petrol

£1,000

[goosey]

6 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

mercedes s350l | eBay

Another high mileage hero S-Class, this one has got the brilliant 3.7 petrol engine. The first couple of wanky soft-focus photographs can FRO, otherwise that's possibly a nice car for someone.

I test drove an ML with that engine and was rather underwhelmed by it, ain’t they the ones with 12 spark plugs even though it’s a V6 ?

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, goosey said:

I test drove an ML with that engine and was rather underwhelmed by it, ain’t they the ones with 12 spark plugs even though it’s a V6 ?

Had the same engine in an ML and it was brilliant, much much better than the 3.2.

 

1969 FORD D SERIES D-800 RIGID COMMERCIALS | eBay

[Cavcraft]

1989 Ford Orion Ghia 1.6i Red Stunning Car with Low Miles and only 2 Owner Retro | eBay

Bloody love that, it's a shame they're so out of reach money wise now.

[Cavcraft]

Here's another though, at less than half the price...

Classic Ford Orion 1989 1.6 Ghia. | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Q) Has the world finally gone mad?

A) £6,500 for a wheezy, wanky, hateful God awful steaming pile of automotive dog shit.

Ford Escort van mk6 1.8d 2001 white | eBay

I dream of the day AS do a 'crowd fund' to buy something like this, then everyone throws a tenner into a roffle to decide who gets to set fire to the fucking thing.

[D.E]

Vauxhall, SIGNUM, Hatchback, 2006, Other, 2792 (cc), 5 doors

[GlenAnderson]

8 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Had the same engine in an ML and it was brilliant, much much better than the 3.2.

 

1969 FORD D SERIES D-800 RIGID COMMERCIALS | eBay

Did a few miles in D series Fords with my dad as a kid in the 70s. The pics inside the cab bring back memories, particularly the umbrella handle handbrake. They rust like you wouldn’t believe though. Make an AldaSud look well built. 

[Schaefft]

9 hours ago, D.E said:

Vauxhall, SIGNUM, Hatchback, 2006, Other, 2792 (cc), 5 doors

That might be as good as a Signum will ever get.

[Cavcraft]

17 hours ago, barefoot said:

Fuck me.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/267082574942?_skw=folding+caravans+for+sale&itmmeta=01JEGW6PVGDQ45RZHN9BD4AG8A&hash=item3e2f5cac5e:g:7lQAAOSwZJJnPkrr&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKmL5MZXGUh4%2FjCMRZcEFAn0H31oMF81xoKb%2Bbx5TcdhJWJD%2FNF0CFchBFHiwubeRMLZVhEP6VNzoyFEW0Njsj%2FUK8%2Blcr%2BqV6ebrMiGC0qjfD5CaS3fn1WAhD5qRR7VPFJms0q7QQrRf6uD%2ByKfBihPV9TmPx%2BwKYpgCcfNV048BqipUE364mowTG%2FtB6dxY0FhwEaQvqe3fYQWcYL%2F3t3JU3D3RIRChtqpZRBSoHSfk8%2FAKlj6%2BX1gKwIjdVoguzT9pDsSIGTPMasRKxgcyxl2roF%2BghMpWTzT7E9668TyfQ%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR-ztmpz0ZA

[M'coli]

12 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1989 Ford Orion Ghia 1.6i Red Stunning Car with Low Miles and only 2 Owner Retro | eBay

Bloody love that, it's a shame they're so out of reach money wise now.

Needs a giant doily and some Irn Bru.

[camryv6]

13 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Q) Has the world finally gone mad?

A) £6,500 for a wheezy, wanky, hateful God awful steaming pile of automotive dog shit.

Ford Escort van mk6 1.8d 2001 white | eBay

I dream of the day AS do a 'crowd fund' to buy something like this, then everyone throws a tenner into a roffle to decide who gets to set fire to the fucking thing.

So......................not sure do you like these or not ? 🤣

[Cavcraft]

21 hours ago, D.E said:

Vauxhall Cavalier Mk3 Sri

Bloody hell, what a great find.

[D.E]

£995.00

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basic car

[Cavcraft]

1986 PEUGEOT 205 XT 1360cc twin webbers Mot'd | eBay

Bits of the bodywork look a little sketchy, but what a cool little car. Not sure I've ever seen an XT before.

[Cavcraft]

2005 (55) Citroen Xsara Picasso Desire, 2.0i Automatic, MOT November 2025, Auto | eBay

This looks a half-decent old bus. 2.0 petrol auto.

[camryv6]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

1986 PEUGEOT 205 XT 1360cc twin webbers Mot'd | eBay

Bits of the bodywork look a little sketchy, but what a cool little car. Not sure I've ever seen an XT before.

Is that not just a twin choke ?

[Cavcraft]

peugeot 205 | eBay

£800 ono with a full test looks great VFM.

[Cavcraft]

1995 vauxhall astra 1.6 special edition. Must be seen! Lovely example. Swap / px | eBay

 

[morrisoxide]

Wrong font F   O   R   D

[Schaefft]

Found another W140 living in Newcastle, basic S280 but owned since 2012.

Edit: Wrong thread, this isn't for sale! Have this silver S280 with only 77k miles instead:

https://www.facebook.com/share/12BC8JZZzAa/

[sdkrc]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176725095315

[GR8 PL8 M8]

44 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176725095315

I'd love one of those, but not that one. Seller and car look dodgy as fuck.

[Skcat]

2 hours ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176725095315

Wow, I looked at that a few months ago, it's gone through a few owners and the v5 has never changed hands! It's changed owner two or times since I saw it last time. 

[Split_Pin]

I swithered whether or not to put this absolute steaming pile of Labrador shit in the 'Absolute Toot for £££' thread or here.

✅️ MOT fails for obvious extensive rot mysteriously turn into 'advisories' 

✅️ Fluid leak

✅️ Deluded owner

✅️ Airdrie