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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1161527588492915/

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Owned since March 96 ,always garaged .No work has been done on the body in terms of filler or paint .Runs perfectly ,new tyres about 6 years ago requires headlining repair and some remedial works .Body was professionally unsealed .MOT till 30/12/24.
Car is stored in Herne Bay ,Kent

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Pam Ayres: 'If you're going to beat yourself up about what Britain did, how far back do you go?'

Don't try and nail me in Horsham, forget those little follies

there's more damp in the kitchen walls than I've got in me trollies

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 5 of 11

keep your dusty ancient bone it's caused  my dryness, after all

lay me in an 'otel suite sheltered from the cold

then lay your seeds upon me, dear, and my legs may yet unfold

but try and knob me in this room and you will get cuckold

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 9 of 11

and kindly yet affectionally you can go and climb that tree

and watch on while the farmer's son fertilises me  

or piss off down that real ale pub for a pint of Rectal Prolapse

but when you stumble home tonight don't forget to shut me flaps

 GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 11 of 11

your purple headed womb broom ain't enough to  make me lay

your tiny root I will not entertain, don't  try an get your way

that farm hand ploughed me so 'ard, that I didn't know the day

quick & turn that cold tap on, I've got vaginal decay 

 GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 4 of 11

so a little word for all those men who want to make us wives feel bliss

take us to an 'otel, fellas,  not this steamin pile of piss

coz if you don't look after us when you next see my minge

just as the back on this old crate it'll be like Claudia Winkleman's fringe

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 2 of 11

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! | eBay

 

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15 hours ago, grogee said:

I'm a newly hatched CBT twat and I'd bum this Yamaha RD125 DX to kingdom come. 

It's £2600 which might be cheap for all I know. There's a video of the twin cylinder stroker in action:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196441349684

 

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well known for bottom end failures, same as the 200's... and the 200 is also a straight swap  LOL

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/315453167167?itmmeta=01J12EHKQ68P7NEZJAQCA54P0Q&hash=item497279563f:g:ixEAAOSwKk5mD~ZQ&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4Mwdi08LntFZ5XBrdNz9SZw50s71Dd%2Ba3edoDKn1B4TyCArwi5FNZ5h5zFDyvI5piepAfXSWpQKiYMeVkJ8%2B%2B%2FU%2FfyWusvVQCJfJNMymvTQ4VmhOMmhpezGKSg74kSd760Qr5RGy6YyPX8UQu%2B4TdqKdNja3eHcIQyeANBr%2BFbdQMdr8LP1oCqLHNcaEOH7lUUw0bUymmsPYlfe3q7PflbxpGH4cJ5sQop76Rn6ucIrk9eSyBvaLkZ%2BGtnCZnGHqTQ%2B5aByh9yeBAmk%2FoITb2TCfuCL4C8HzTHZvvs1JtpMt|tkp%3ABk9SR9S7xs6IZA

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21 hours ago, carlo said:

There's ridiculous ebay prices, massively overpriced ebay prices and then this; prices so inflated they're funny:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305629698082?itmmeta=01J10FWHD0Y9TTE9QH1F5G3GY2&hash=item4728f31822:g:Fm4AAOSwbXpmctzL&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4G629hGwZTE8vbCSoGNYSoS9TxSoEW4HtUO%2BJwLd0ckHgRWYfqsM4exM2QVOxrH5CYaITy%2FUCZYCxrYFLpCEoISv6agRtxklWuPAmHEwiZQ1G25mAjWvYO4fslIPhrATHQINbdpJIZmXZ0gD%2Bq94EfoHEYdu6h7d8XMUz%2FDV8C0yc%2FM6XQOY1INTHXDhDHMh4gKnROkboRM5R70cmGkS4g1m4nt4gyORgYVD9Z4qzElZh3Lg3LD%2FMlHx1vNM82uXI9HTXBxCrVhxZ9PbPV5FgJqzTU%2FoW6ZkUyPW4%2BrmWZPe|tkp%3ABk9SR8aW8o-IZA

Sorry couldn't find the "ebay bargains" thread.

And it needs a shed load of welding..😱😁

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On 22/06/2024 at 16:12, Spiny Norman said:

Largely unoxidised Vauxhall Royale 2.8. I've had two of these before and even 10 years ago the spares situation was dire, but look at that interior! ❤️
RED VELOUR FTW!

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21 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Pam Ayres: 'If you're going to beat yourself up about what Britain did, how far back do you go?'

Don't try and nail me in Horsham, forget those little follies

there's more damp in the kitchen walls than I've got in me trollies

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 5 of 11

keep your dusty ancient bone it's caused  my dryness, after all

lay me in an 'otel suite sheltered from the cold

then lay your seeds upon me, dear, and my legs may yet unfold

but try and knob me in this room and you will get cuckold

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 9 of 11

and kindly yet affectionally you can go and climb that tree

and watch on while the farmer's son fertilises me  

or piss off down that real ale pub for a pint of Rectal Prolapse

but when you stumble home tonight don't forget to shut me flaps

 GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 11 of 11

your purple headed womb broom ain't enough to  make me lay

your tiny root I will not entertain, don't  try an get your way

that farm hand ploughed me so 'ard, that I didn't know the day

quick & turn that cold tap on, I've got vaginal decay 

 GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 4 of 11

so a little word for all those men who want to make us wives feel bliss

take us to an 'otel, fellas,  not this steamin pile of piss

coz if you don't look after us when you next see my minge

just as the back on this old crate it'll be like Claudia Winkleman's fringe

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 2 of 11

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! | eBay

 

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I have owned this car for 22 years and have derived great pleasure from it. The bodywork (original) is in remarkable condition and it is mechanically sound. HOWEVER, I have not been able to run it because of an electrical problem with the fuel pump. At 79 I am no longer able to crawl over cars as I used to and am looking for a buyer with the skills to revitalise this modern classic. (The engine is a late model of the iconic boxer).

https://www.gumtree.com/p/alfa-romeo/alfa-romeo-146-hatchback-1996-manual-1596-cc-5-doors/1481705981

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car | eBay

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Here's another, but a facelifted one in petrol flava

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MG ZR 2005 Facelift | eBay

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19 minutes ago, grogee said:

Murder weapon, £100 Oldham. 

Severely under-braked. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386908639046

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Nasty AI generated description. 

"....this road bike is perfect for long rides on the open road"

Possibly, if it were road legal.

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Ford Puma 1.4 abs lux One owner from new ( ME ) - Picture 3 of 8

Ford Puma 1.4 abs lux One owner from new ( ME ) | eBay

Shame it's only a 1.4 (just can't imagine these being any fun, unless they're a 1.7) but someone needs to take this one owner Puma on and get it back on the road.

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On 22/06/2024 at 20:59, grogee said:

I'm a newly hatched CBT twat and I'd bum this Yamaha RD125 DX to kingdom come. 

It's £2600 which might be cheap for all I know. There's a video of the twin cylinder stroker in action:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196441349684

 

Screenshot_20240622_205552_eBay.jpg

I'm confused. I thought the RD125 was single cylinder. 

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Peugeot 5008 1.6 diesel,Spares or repair,needs new clutch as judders when pulling away and has crack in windscreen.runs and drives,few scratches outside,interior really nice.no mot.has been standing put new battery in it and alternator light on at mo. Can deliver locally,if not marked as sold still for sale. 

£800

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1158797178578745/

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3 hours ago, New POD said:

I'm confused. I thought the RD125 was single cylinder. 

Not the aircooled early ones. Later RD125LC were single cyl

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My mechanic is selling his six seat Land Rover, owned it many years with numerous upgrades carried out during the course of his ownership. Vehicle is located near to Cannock, Staffordshire, ready for immediate use, any trial/inspection welcome.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256550934287?itmmeta=01J14VQ0CD5P2TDBMXWSXR58RD&hash=item3bbba0970f:g:6Q4AAOSwXWFmdtOV&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8CgaortlTv3VI14dZVC2Z3fXH716kyt%2Fr20%2B9ektkKKsnMQznA%2FFab%2FcC5foum%2FAlo9s90QCbahaaaL%2FwT2s2N4zR8E%2B882%2FSFiNIEUmKHN9GM5wCjzIi5gH3opiD4AfdHjPUzanLOj7fccEqnbN4sBezOsMiBcQEs0w84pH7xKJkQLRGyhdTDKPdWPt5%2BTdItAFv2UdFpKcJzPdE2SPYz1QJjMucJcuEy9tmh57ea3iXdkKdxD1EHtVExnZ4XI%2FjWrYbpcgfEo%2FqHrOq8ytRdpae3FEPVCPoJbE3vgQjdUauBANnpWv5dEshxIx1MhrKA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6KG3JuJZA

 

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