eBay tat volume 3.

[oxb1l]

17 hours ago, sdkrc said:

Everything about this is perfect.

Diesel for her pleasure. 

US spec jumbo bumpers.

Gold. Auto. Twin headlamps.

520k km

https://www.autowereld.nl/x/x/x-38656522/foto.html

I remember as a kid my dad had a Ford Fairmont the same shape as the Mad Max car and he traded it in on a 604 ,I'm pretty sure I cried driving home in what seemed like a pope mobile to an 8 yr old.

[Yoss]

17 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

I had a beak at the aforementioned car tax rates on Parkers and they certainly list the 3.0 on there at £395
How Many Left (which is often out of kilter due to poor initial V5 completions at point of sale) suggests possibly 20 of the 3.0 litre one are knocking about: https://www.howmanyleft.co.uk/vehicle/citroen_c6_exclusive_hdi_auto#engine

Moot point here as 'er indoors would have me sleeping outdoors if I rocked up with a C6  

 

But then you could sleep in your C6, I don't see the problem.

[Cavcraft]

Lomax kit car | eBay

'It provides a smooth and comfortable ride'

It's a fucking £1 car mat thrown on top of a recycled cheese grater, FFS.

[Cavcraft]

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I

Got out of bed at all

There's rain and bird shit on my window

And I can't see at all

Even if I could it's only Rochdale anyway

but your picture on my wall reminds me

that it's no so bad, it's not so bad

Dear Scim, I  wrote you but you still aint callin'

I left my bag my coat hanger and sweet wrappers at the bottom

and 4 litres of water in autumn,  and the tax in the windscreen you must have got them

There probably was a problem with the Post Office or something

Reliant Scimitar GTE se5a, project, last owner 21 years | eBay

Sometimes my Scimitars look quite sloppy when I drop them

But anyway, fuck it, what's up hun, how's your daughter?

My girl had a kid, but Mark Phillips is the father

We have a daughter guess what I've gone and called, her name is Zara

Did  you read about my brother Andy too, I'm sorry

His lawyer said not to sweat over some bitch who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this every day 

but I've  robbed your engine and your fan

I even took the gearbox off for the ultimate scam

I've got a Rolls Royce in the pictures, man

Do you like the sausage fingers of that bro of mine, they're so fat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours  your biggest fan,  this  is Princess Anne

Reliant Scimitar SE5a | eBay

Fifteen grand, I'm wondering why

This hasn't sold at all

The morning rain clogs up my camera

Got your picture on my wall

It reminds me that that colour's bad, it's fucking bad

Dear Scim, your engine belongs in a boat I hope you have a chance 

to jettison it near France  I just think it's fucked up they have electric fans

If you didn't want to be photographed outside your own house you didn't have to

But I should have got a signed autograph from our Andrew

For your little sister man, she's only 16 years old

And she waited for him in the blistering cold and he just an (alleged) paedo

Starting to wonder if  RIGHTGUARD JUST KICKED IN, YO!

That's pretty shitty,  you were his biggest fan

He just wants to be like me mam, even more than I do 

He ain't a stamp though, so don't lick him like he wants to

Remember when you said Edward was a bender?

You said if I wrote you, you'd write back

See, I'm like you and  did you ever meet my pops

He said me ma's fanny was like an Indian's fuse box

You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Princess Ann

Ps we should be together, too.

1976 RELIANT SCIMITAR 3.0L V6 MANAUL, VERY NICE CAR THOUGHOUT. WOLFRACE SLOTS, | eBay

 

 

[cort16]

I thought these has all gone silly money now. This one is £2300

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-200sx-needs-to-go/1471042014

[EyesWeldedShut]

3 hours ago, Yoss said:

But then you could sleep in your C6, I don't see the problem.

That'd be hedging my bets on getting the C6 from Wakefield to West Wales   ?

[camryv6]

3 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Lomax kit car | eBay

'It provides a smooth and comfortable ride'

It's a fucking £1 car mat thrown on top of a recycled cheese grater, FFS.

Read the ad, who writes all that drivel ? 

[Cavcraft]

12 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Read the ad, who writes all that drivel ? 

I think it's an automated thing now, you can select what ever bollocks that eBay suggests.

[camryv6]

4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

I think it's an automated thing now, you can select what ever bollocks that eBay suggests.

Oh great !!

[Schaefft]

2 hours ago, cort16 said:

I thought these has all gone silly money now. This one is £2300

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-200sx-needs-to-go/1471042014

Seems too good to be true.

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

I think it's an automated thing now, you can select what ever bollocks that eBay suggests.

 

Quote

THANKS FOR LOOKING, BRIAN.

How does he know that Brian looked?

[wuvvum]

@LightBulbFun

Automatic ✔️

ULEZ compliant ✔️

Room for a mobility scooter ✔️

Towbar fitted so gr8 4 towing Invacares ✔️

Looks a bit shit so unlikely to attract the attention of London council estate ne'er-do-wells ✔️

 

[JJ0063]

12 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

@LightBulbFun

Automatic ✔️

ULEZ compliant ✔️

Room for a mobility scooter ✔️

Towbar fitted so gr8 4 towing Invacares ✔️

Looks a bit shit so unlikely to attract the attention of London council estate ne'er-do-wells ✔️

 

Top colour!

[D.E]

£499

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202312134792334?sort=most-recent&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=cb12az&price-to=1000&year-to=2006&fromsra

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/commerce/listing/1380435285895024/

[Cavcraft]

ford mondeo mk3 ghia x | eBay

Isn't the starter packing up the first sign of DMF failure on these?

[LightBulbFun]

22 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

@LightBulbFun

Automatic ✔️

ULEZ compliant ✔️

Room for a mobility scooter ✔️

Towbar fitted so gr8 4 towing Invacares ✔️

Looks a bit shit so unlikely to attract the attention of London council estate ne'er-do-wells ✔️

 

its a shame that does not have a ramp or otherwise it would be a serious contender, (insurance is a reasonable £1K)

could stock up on Derby 100 lightbulbs while I was in the area too

 

[matt79]

One for the 'Cars you never knew exisited' thread? Ive never seen this model of Megane as an estate before (I'll bet the missing trim piece from the top of the tailgate will be easy* to source)

https://www.facebook.com/groups/647102988689718/permalink/7003298876403399/?sale_post_id=7003298876403399&mibextid=uJjRxr

[Mrs6C]

5 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said:

its a shame that does not have a ramp

You could always get a portable ramp to go with it, maybe even something like this:

https://www.careco.co.uk/clever-roll-ramp/

[DeanH]

12 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said:

its a shame that does not have a ramp or otherwise it would be a serious contender, (insurance is a reasonable £1K)

could stock up on Derby 100 lightbulbs while I was in the area too

 

It's got a towbar, put the scooter on a trailer.

 

Edit: or something like this could be rigged up in the boot.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Or;

 

[JJ0063]

13 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said:

(insurance is a reasonable £1K)

Even with the modifications declared?!

[richardmorris]

7 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Lomax kit car | eBay

'It provides a smooth and comfortable ride'

It's a fucking £1 car mat thrown on top of a recycled cheese grater, FFS.

Liverpool - has @brownnova written all over it.

[Mr Pastry]

23 minutes ago, JJ0063 said:

Even with the modifications declared?!

Isn't that just a standard Kangoo with the rear seat missing?  It hasn't got a lowered floor.

[grogee]

42 minutes ago, matt79 said:

One for the 'Cars you never knew exisited' thread? Ive never seen this model of Megane as an estate before (I'll bet the missing trim piece from the top of the tailgate will be easy* to source)

https://www.facebook.com/groups/647102988689718/permalink/7003298876403399/?sale_post_id=7003298876403399&mibextid=uJjRxr

Funny, I posted the same thing (well, different car) a few weeks ago. It actually looks alright, but they can't have sold many

[JJ0063]

11 minutes ago, Mr Pastry said:

Isn't that just a standard Kangoo with the rear seat missing?  It hasn't got a lowered floor.

Colour change, tinted windows, removal of rear seats 

[sdkrc]

https://www.autolina.ch/auto/hyundai-sonata/4010660

£2600. 3.0 petrol auto. I don't see anything but flame 🔥 🔥 🔥

[Spottedlaurel]

Be like Miss SL, but with over 120,000 fewer miles on the clock and a hatchback:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386262243080

[willswitchengage]

4 minutes ago, Spottedlaurel said:

Be like Miss SL, but with over 120,000 fewer miles on the clock and a hatchback:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386262243080

That seller comes up quite a lot on here. Look at the deciduous trees in the other photos - they were taken probably six months ago. He seems to really struggle to shift his stock.

[Mr Pastry]

27 minutes ago, JJ0063 said:

Colour change, tinted windows, removal of rear seats 

I think the rear seats are detachable anyway, some of them had tinted windows from new, colour change?  Ok these things should be declared, but how much difference will they actually make to the premium?