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35 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

"2005 Ford ldvcampsrvan 2.4 l transit twin wheel"

 

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Hmmm, nice Ford transit... 

"Could do with a clean but still very usable. When done up it's a 3k van"

 

 

Not so sure about that, but a 3k crack den would sound about right 🤣🤣

That is absolutely amazing. The inside looks like a Bombay brothel.

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4 hours ago, Six-cylinder said:

I am in love, my spec as well V6 Auto. And its not too far away.

https://www.facebook.com/commerce/listing/704930028404662/?media_id=0&ref=share_attachment

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Lovely - I did consider these before settling on the merc ten years ago.

 

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17 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Your reading-between-the-lines skillz are obviously superior to my own if you managed to get that from the advert.

Perhaps I’m being pessimistic- but Citroen can’t seem to use reliable auto boxes since the Cx. Mentions slip road roulette shortening its life.  Perhaps it’s started fluffing changes?

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56 minutes ago, DVee8 said:

Thanks for that, seems a decent buy. Especially with the MOT.

A little overpriced for me at the moment, we have a build on the go, and I'm in Benidorm on Friday,

Unlikely, but if it's still there after Xmas I may well buy it. The Cats tend to bring decent money.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/296086993953

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CONDITION 1: Cars are in superb condition in all respects. Not Concourse, but superbly maintained vehicles with no major faults.

Okay

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CONDITION 2: Cars are capable of regular use. They have current MOT certificate but will need work and/or original parts to make them condition 1.

 

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Yeah, lets ignore that inner sill.

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Oh, and that.

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Could be worse I guess.

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It has picked up awards at classic car shows in its current condition

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335111484981

8 FUCKING GRAND FOR A FUCKING GOLF 1.8 GL! 8 FUCKING GRAND!

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You can buy a fucking nice car for that.

And the MOT ran out in twenty twenty fucking one!

Fuck off.

Lets see what else the seller has.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335111484519

9 FUCKING GRAND! FOR A FUCKING 1 POINT FUCKING 3! ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH MATE!!!!

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AND ITS BEEN OUT OF MOT SINCE 20 FUCKING 20.

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING MONEY LAUNDERER?

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Actually I take it back. Those Golfs look like good money:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266553116323

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£5,600.00

 

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0 bids Ends in 3d 23h

I wonder FUCKING WHY!

ITS A FUCKING PANDA!

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The list took me over the word count limit

YOU'RE ASKING £5,600 FOR A FUCKING PANDA, PAY FOR MORE FUCKING WORDS YOU TIGHT FUCKING FUCK!

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As you are here, you probably know about this limited edition, with the wacky coloured switches etc

NO, I DON'T KNOW AND I WISH I STILL FUCKING DIDN'T! FUCK OFF WITH YOU'RE MALLET BACK TO MAGIC THE COCKATIEL YOU 'CRAZY' GUY. OPERATION YEWTREE IS ONTO YOU.

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Haven't watched the new 'Wonka' film yet, but they've sort of missed a trick if he isn't turbo-noncing his away around Charlie boy's estate in one of these.

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2009 Chrysler 300c CRD 3.0 V6 SRT Design Estate Touring | eBay

SRT Design Equipment
  • 3x3 point rear seat belts
  • ABS
  • Alarm
  • Phone Audio Remote
  • Body coloured bumpers
  • Central locking
  • Cruise control
  • Driver`s airbag
  • Electric driver`s seat
  • Electric mirrors
  • Electric passenger`s seat
  • Front electric windows
  • Front fog lights
  • Headlight washers
  • Heated mirrors
  • Heated seats
  • Height adjustable drivers seat
  • Isofix child seat anchor points
  • Leather seat trim
  • Lumbar support
  • Metallic Paint
  • Parking sensors
  • PAS
  • Passenger`s airbag
  • Rear electric windows
  • Remote locking
  • Side airbags
  • Space saver spare wheel
  • Steering wheel rake adjustment
  • Traction control

 

Standard 300C owner's not here equipment:

  • Bentley grille
  • BO55 number plate
  • Operation Yewtree Little Tree air freshener

 

 

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I'd fucking hit this:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256252424325

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Possibly a bit salty at nearly £6k but better than A FUCKING GOLF 1 POINT FUCKING 3.

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Looking at it, it looks to have never been welded or painted.

I'm looking at it too and can't tell. 

Still its cool as milk.

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I mean we must nearly be at the cut off point where Only fools and horses is a distant memory for anyone who doesn't have UK_Gold and anything with 3 wheels doesn't have to be painted yellow?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225902111835

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I DROVE IT ABOUT 5 MILES THIS WEEK, WAS AN EXPERIENCE LOL

 

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PLENTY OF NOISES AN RATTLES BUT THINK THATS PART OF ITS CHARACTER LOL

 

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Peugeot Tweet 125 USED non-starter | eBay

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'This Peugeot Tweet 125 is a stylish and customised scooter that comes in a sleek black colour. '

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 'It's a great choice for anyone who wants a reliable and efficient mode of transport. '

'Battery work it powers on and makes start up sound but It doesn't start'

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'The Peugeot Tweet 125 has customised features like mirrors. Richard the 3rd, art deco pre-Raphaelite wicker fucking  mirrors, bitches' 

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1 hour ago, HillmanImp said:

Actually I take it back. Those Golfs look like good money:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266553116323

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I wonder FUCKING WHY!

ITS A FUCKING PANDA!

YOU'RE ASKING £5,600 FOR A FUCKING PANDA, PAY FOR MORE FUCKING WORDS YOU TIGHT FUCKING FUCK!

NO, I DON'T KNOW AND I WISH I STILL FUCKING DIDN'T! FUCK OFF WITH YOU'RE MALLET BACK TO MAGIC THE COCKATIEL YOU 'CRAZY' GUY. OPERATION YEWTREE IS ONTO YOU.

Calm down, dear...they're only adverts! :)

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