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sheffcortinacentre Rank: Isuzu Florian

sheffcortinacentre

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I was run off the road a few years back following another car on a 50 mph dual carriageway way with average speed cameras, as we reached the far end ( chevrons on inside lane) a 4x4 that had been creeping past decided to move left into meet forcing me off the road  ( tyre rash on front enge of drivers door,front indicator ripped out passenger wheel bent as I hit kerbs round storm drain)  police attended said I was blameless ( didn't prosecute other driver) circa £800 damage scuffed tyre on 4x4 other drivers wife ( front seat passenger) said it was my fault as i obviously wasnt going to slow down to let them in & i turned right onto them!

4 months later insurance decided it's 50-50 so no increase in premium as your not covered for own repairs!

JJ0063 Rank: Lancia Gamma

JJ0063

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6 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

the insurance industry in general who you decided to defend.

Not true, it’s a shambles at the moment. Worst I’ve seen it in over ten years. 

Once again, all I’ve done is state facts in the interests of LBF not buying a car on the basis of being able to insure it at a reasonable cost if he’d forgotten to declare the modifications.

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Stinkwheel Rank: Renault 16

Stinkwheel

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OK, so to call this e-bay tat may be stretching it

but holy heck, you want 61k for the car, and the description is like its written by someone with about 30 seconds spare time or learning difficulties

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204556163587?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=rGLd8a6ZTiC&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=yt8LC5osTgW&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

I will also state i want it more than life itself, i mean its even got turbo vec's on it !!! 

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bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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one for @beko1987

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1749437252241456/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_general&referral_story_type=general&tracking={"qid"%3A"-2899573857488948774"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"4828281706678193423"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A4828281706678193423%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A52%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A5805065828803721440%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A0.00066184540001962%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A129%2C\"candidate_retrieval_source_map\"%3A{\"24449791908001930\"%3A3016%2C\"6912036575577572\"%3A3016}%2C\"grouping_info\"%3Anull}"%2C"lightning_feed_qid"%3A"-2899614814104789170"%2C"lightning_feed_ranking_signature"%3A"5805065828803721440"%2C"ftmd_400706"%3A"111112l"}

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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1 hour ago, Stinkwheel said:

OK, so to call this e-bay tat may be stretching it

but holy heck, you want 61k for the car, and the description is like its written by someone with about 30 seconds spare time or learning difficulties

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204556163587?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=rGLd8a6ZTiC&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=yt8LC5osTgW&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

I will also state i want it more than life itself, i mean its even got turbo vec's on it !!! 

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From the way that reads I get the impression the seller is one of our friends from east of Ipswich, rather than a thicko.

grogee Rank: Talbot Tagora

grogee

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5 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

one for @beko1987

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1749437252241456/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_general&referral_story_type=general&tracking={"qid"%3A"-2899573857488948774"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"4828281706678193423"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A4828281706678193423%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A52%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A5805065828803721440%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A0.00066184540001962%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A129%2C\"candidate_retrieval_source_map\"%3A{\"24449791908001930\"%3A3016%2C\"6912036575577572\"%3A3016}%2C\"grouping_info\"%3Anull}"%2C"lightning_feed_qid"%3A"-2899614814104789170"%2C"lightning_feed_ranking_signature"%3A"5805065828803721440"%2C"ftmd_400706"%3A"111112l"}

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Aw, it's the whole family 

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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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6 hours ago, Stinkwheel said:

OK, so to call this e-bay tat may be stretching it

but holy heck, you want 61k for the car, and the description is like its written by someone with about 30 seconds spare time or learning difficulties

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204556163587?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=rGLd8a6ZTiC&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=yt8LC5osTgW&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

I will also state i want it more than life itself, i mean its even got turbo vec's on it !!! 

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Hell. Yess.

Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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The Netherlands Peugeot 405 x4 SRi. 1990. 185500 km

Advert says there are only 2 in the Netherlands in this spec. It says the 4WD is switchable. I had a GLx4 that was semi permanent . So maybe that is what the advert means. There is no actual knob or switch. It has stood still for more than 20 years, thus there is still some work to be done. FWD  system works well, the car has almost 2 years APK (MOT).

Price € 2950.

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/oldtimers/m2058554083-unieke-peugeot-405-x4-met-vierwielaandrijving-opknapper-apk

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Only 5 images and most not great. Why cannot they do better?

I like very much.

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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10 hours ago, Stinkwheel said:

OK, so to call this e-bay tat may be stretching it

but holy heck, you want 61k for the car, and the description is like its written by someone with about 30 seconds spare time or learning difficulties

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204556163587?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=rGLd8a6ZTiC&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=yt8LC5osTgW&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

I will also state i want it more than life itself, i mean its even got turbo vec's on it !!! 

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That sounds like a scam, it makes the Nigerian emails look well written.

Marina door handles Rank: Citroen Ami

Marina door handles

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21 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

one for @beko1987

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1749437252241456/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_general&referral_story_type=general&tracking={"qid"%3A"-2899573857488948774"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"4828281706678193423"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A4828281706678193423%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A52%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A5805065828803721440%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A0.00066184540001962%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A129%2C\"candidate_retrieval_source_map\"%3A{\"24449791908001930\"%3A3016%2C\"6912036575577572\"%3A3016}%2C\"grouping_info\"%3Anull}"%2C"lightning_feed_qid"%3A"-2899614814104789170"%2C"lightning_feed_ranking_signature"%3A"5805065828803721440"%2C"ftmd_400706"%3A"111112l"}

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Just in case anyone is feeling the need for some Henry action, all the spares are available from Numatic. If this add is legit this is a bit of a bargain assuming you need 7 Henrys!

D.E Rank: Lancia Gamma

D.E

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More AI drivel?

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This classic Vw Passat mk1 coupe is a stunning example of Volkswagen's automotive engineering and design. The car boasts a sleek body type with 4 seats, 3 doors and an automatic transmission, making it both stylish and practical. The exterior is finished in a vibrant orange colour, which compliments the brown interior perfectly and creates a stand-out look on the road. Under the bonnet, this car is powered by a reliable petrol engine and is perfect for classic car enthusiasts and collectors. Whether you're looking for a stylish and eye-catching car to add to your collection or a practical daily driver, this Vw Passat mk1 coupe ticks all the boxes.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126239304997?hash=item1d6472ed25:g:mtAAAOSwi8tlfb8g

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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mercedes cl 600 coupe 2001 year | eBay

You'll need all of your brave pills for this, I reckon. Can't be too far from the Mersey though, so if it does run/drive you can throw those rear chrome arch covers straight into it. 

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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mercedes cl 600 coupe 2001 year | eBay

You'll need all of your brave pills for this, I reckon. Can't be too far from the Mersey though, so if it does run/drive you can throw those rear chrome arch covers straight into it. 

More chatGPT drivel too.

Schaefft Rank: Isuzu Florian

Schaefft

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3 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

More chatGPT drivel too.

These AI generated descriptions need to stop. Probably the cheapest V12 you can buy though.

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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Isuzu Florian

EyesWeldedShut

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10 hours ago, maxxo said:


yes it is

it's Knackered, needs a substantial amount of work and I never really gelled with it which is why I sold it

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