eBay tat volume 3.

[grogee]

Moron £2800 Brum. 

Did these have some sort of funky moving centre panel? 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2005-nissan-murano-35-v6-x-tronic-automatic-stationwagon-5-door-blue/1456444121

[grogee]

Is it wrong that I like this? Do I need to seek counselling? 

Academic because it's £3500 I haven't got. It's in (B)Halesowen. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/daihatsu-hijet-cargo-japanese-import-ulez-compliant/1468236948

[Schaefft]

16 minutes ago, Justwatching said:

Ho-Lee-Shit. Yes.

(1) Marketplace – 1994 Ford explorer xlt jurassic park | Facebook

Im usually not a huge fan of movie cars but always loved the JP Explorers. Something about the color choice, painted wheels and trim, it just all works so well for me. And this one seems to be an extremely accurate replica, making it even better. Unfortunately about 10 times as much as I'd want to spend on one.

[grogee]

EXECUTIVE velour. £2k Chipping Camden. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1991-toyota-corolla-16-executive-5dr-auto-hatchback-petrol-automatic/1453497378

[EyesWeldedShut]

3 minutes ago, grogee said:

Is it wrong that I like this? Do I need to seek counselling? 

No - it just puts you into the same zone of the weirdo spectrum as my wife (who lusts after anything smol & JDM - she even once fancied a Suzuki WagonR).

[grogee]

"Toyota avenues 2.0L diseal" £1900 Cov. Photography is on a par with the spelling. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/toyota-avenues-20l-diseal/1468252152

[EyesWeldedShut]

My FaceAche MarketPlace top picks:
One of these is a dodgy one, I wonder which  

[Asimo]

18 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

Are those the front overiders of a C10 or similar on the rear?

I thing this particular Seville was advertised a few months ago with one of those (utterly wank) spare wheel-like-a-Lincoln kits fitted. Probably explains the gap above the bumper between the oversize-er-riders.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

On 23/10/2023 at 12:36, Schaefft said:

Very rough Granada Cosworth, on a banger track near you soon!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335084510239?mkevt=1&mkpid=0&emsid=e11021.m43.l1120&mkcid=7&ch=osgood&euid=8a14e7fb3b264ef0bef4dd12f964be3c&bu=43272004167&ut=RU&osub=-1~1&crd=20231023040454&segname=11021

That’s interesting in as much as I’ve never seen a proper cloth seat no sunroof Police 24v before.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355136533359?_trksid=p2471758.m4703

 

I seem to be the high bidder on @Split_Pin’s old Cavalier. Not going to hold my breath though.

[Schaefft]

4 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

That’s interesting in as much as I’ve never seen a proper cloth seat no sunroof Police 24v before.

Didnt even notice that this could have been a police spec car. The wheels probably dont help.

[Split_Pin]

16 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355136533359?_trksid=p2471758.m4703

 

I seem to be the high bidder on @Split_Pin’s old Cavalier. Not going to hold my breath though.

I knew that was getting sold as he put it straight on SORN. Fair play to him, money will come in handy for Christmas. Good car that, needs very little doing.

[Cavcraft]

1990 RENAULT TRAFIC | eBay

 

[Cavcraft]

1981 SMITHS electric milk float with charger | eBay

[Cavcraft]

ERF tractor unit | eBay

[EyesWeldedShut]

2 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1981 SMITHS electric milk float with charger | eBay

Oooh yes please!

Anyways.... nearest the bull under eBay 'classic cars' that's not priced at 1p and looks actually driveable:
Corolla £1095 BIN or offer - looks OK "Never left out overnight 1 elderly Owner in Time warp condition Drives very nice,never failed an MOT" - 

[Schaefft]

Sub 1k E220 in a great color, 10mins remaining:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386212073357?hash=item59ec088f8d:g:YgUAAOSwg-dlIG0F&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4AeLAcmXYZnG7IHMpa%2BBNHGk4JsjWgm88mgkWC3SoCGNoNTUMvnNt%2FEt6rnI20wDFemYo8U6NDWe3NpUPJr7l0QlBIAqeydGD%2FZw15JKVC2J6ValLNjjOYZDvhpmWNGZlS0EJ7g9UDz%2FwJg4c6CZHifxND%2BGilvK3J6vEn7nLAW2kYwrpDT6MSOX35wo29DBUaTx1Fllg9jutgaAkO49Ztyzmyb1Q2jyCy8Gw%2Fp4wFcpwH7TyTmamxmR7wzXn6tYSFHlENCTflydTOFzj2yO5f71bxAc6Sp3mmHefugNBCGc|tkp%3ABk9SR9SY-dbtYg

[Schaefft]

GSA Pallas with pretty much no information supplied by the seller. Currently at 1200.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225832405110?hash=item3494a90876:g:-jMAAOSwTM1lNqiS&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwECfum5iRMDWqul%2FBf5tYCahI%2FQ0YqrY%2FqPbAQwAP8zLDBLkzQ5UtFd4A0OWhx6MDzzghoLdiaspcsNqHZT%2Bu69gtoDEXtjGt1xCR%2BAaAF35OOgYIHGf9KLUberlAdbUHZ592qx5RR2eD9TlwED%2Bf2tUN3SYphvTH%2B4dDeS0R1LcKqberQq8KUQR9eTQMgGBNkmXceVjubpixDsKI3DxR0AMcqC7fpaRZSCceuLn2FoX32nRDhtWeNN19whc57Ii9g%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR_itt9jtYg

[D.E]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-mk1-estate-/1468258410

[Schaefft]

Very good looking 620sli for under 900 quid with mot:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355108321054?hash=item52ae1af71e:g:hrsAAOSwTvhlK8xn&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwChWs0qdK%2B0oy4MlfS6zP4971eS7yAFU1YdxGqqtfjRoYb7H8QaV1MKN9HJNgpszGWHm1iGC5nwH0P7Vwjf44X1QKG2YCFoRwJ%2FVwFsEOv%2B%2FUiVMRRU%2BPVb83FMhXtgEE03lBv64PzlQ3VJuw6Co4Fz1to6%2F6TziC1wOPyXoopIvamTn9KCzJsMbgGCf2ZYioeCQDTUsyc45RJnNES0y0YasnMoKuC30X5RKHmCWp3ObDDJKBdsKlOfeZWL8QLVbLg%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6LPj9ntYg

[D.E]

"homemade"

"inspired by Bugatti"

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/oldtimers/m2027523491-deze-zelfbouw-is-te-koop

[wuvvum]

9 hours ago, wesacosa said:

Getz Sport has to be the most oxymoronic car model name since Mitsubishi Carisma.

[High Jetter]

4 hours ago, grogee said:

Is it wrong that I like this? Do I need to seek counselling? 

Academic because it's £3500 I haven't got. It's in (B)Halesowen. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/daihatsu-hijet-cargo-japanese-import-ulez-compliant/1468236948

No, but overpriced IMHO

[High Jetter]

4 hours ago, grogee said:

"Toyota avenues 2.0L diseal" £1900 Cov. Photography is on a par with the spelling. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/toyota-avenues-20l-diseal/1468252152

Ex minicab, possibly

[neil1971]

On 24/10/2023 at 20:18, D.E said:

Looks familiar... wasn't this on ebay a while ago?

https://www.copart.co.uk/lot/72886523/clean-title-1995-renault-clio-rt-newbury

I posted it up a few months back but can't remember where it was for sale, could well have been eBay, looks quite different now but there surely can't be two of these with N241*** registrations and almost identical mileages so maybe it's just had TLC and a polish in the meantime.

 

 

 

[SiC]

4 hours ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355136533359?_trksid=p2471758.m4703

 

I seem to be the high bidder on @Split_Pin’s old Cavalier. Not going to hold my breath though.

I thought that looked familiar. It's near enough to me to come up on my local car search.

[SiC]

@Dave_Q / @DaveDorson

This is local to me. Reckon it's a bit over priced considering it has no MOT? Looks tidyish otherwise. Not sure I cba trying to get an MOT though - my local favourite place is 3 to 4 weeks wait at the moment. 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202310233272406

Not that I need another car but after selling my Boxster, I have a free insurance policy that will auto cancel within 7 days otherwise... [/man-maths]

[Dave_Q]

5 minutes ago, SiC said:

@Dave_Q / @DaveDorson

This is local to me. Reckon it's a bit over priced considering it has no MOT? Looks tidyish otherwise. Not sure I cba trying to get an MOT though - my local favourite place is 3 to 4 weeks wait at the moment. 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202310233272406

Not that I need another car but after selling my Boxster, I have a free insurance policy that will auto cancel within 7 days otherwise... [/man-maths]

Seems cheap enough, I was only looking at quattros but the cheapest I saw was an older one for £2000.

Bit weird that they wouldn't just put it in for a test as if it passes they could ask significantly more for it? But it's not been in and failed so who knows.

[Supernaut]

10 hours ago, D.E said:

"homemade"

"inspired by Bugatti"

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/oldtimers/m2027523491-deze-zelfbouw-is-te-koop

Looks like something @sdkrc's dad would buy...

That trailer looks a bit too nice, though. Nowhere near shonky enough.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

14 hours ago, Justwatching said:

Ho-Lee-Shit. Yes.

(1) Marketplace – 1994 Ford explorer xlt jurassic park | Facebook

I thought I recognised that one. It started off as a budget build - the bloke painted it in his garage and then got carried away in pursuit of the fine details.