eBay tat volume 3.

[MisterH]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234007008902?hash=item367be79686:g:gyEAAOSwDYpgnMmJ

[cort16]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1214951382308375/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks&tracking={"qid"%3A"6973013092942879989"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"259282731722415583"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A259282731722415583%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A0%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A2593406591692701696%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A0%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A21%2C\"grouping_info\"%3Anull}"}

[sdkrc]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/bike-details/202105152655077

Be the KING of Primera P11 owners. Watch them bow down to your tan leather superiority with a coup de foudre upon opening the door

 

Feel your load capacity become an insurmountable strength with tip run after tip run tour de force

Make your passengers feel like theyve pissed themselves in the depths of winter with HEATED seats all round.

[loserone]

Just now, sdkrc said:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/bike-details/202105152655077

Be the KING of Primera P11 owners. Watch them bow down to your tan leather superiority with a coup de foudre upon opening the door

 

Feel your load capacity become an insurmountable strength making you a true tip run tour de force

Make your passengers feel like theyve pissed themselves in the depth of winter with HEATED seats all round.

Have you bought it yet?

[cort16]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/547915403050714/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_general&referral_story_type=general&tracking={"qid"%3A"6973017173112622319"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"30417351165681734"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A30417351165681734%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A5%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A1639827773562290176%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A5.5444060728135e-7%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A108}"}

[Marm Toastsmith]

Somebody help me.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-zafira-1.8-16v-automatic/1407159285

 

[Marm Toastsmith]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/classic-mini-kit-car-gtm-rossa-rwd-kit-car-sprint-track-hill-climb/1404000135

 

[R1152]

5 hours ago, Isopon said:

Whoever owned this must have really liked blue

Two-tone blue interior is superb

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224475029598?_trkparms=aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D10ff06786b884edf8e0648e3efc9921a%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D133782988167%26itm%3D224475029598%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

 

 

Lurvely... but yet somehow they don't have the visual appeal of a Mk. IV Zodiac, do they? The last one of these cars I saw 'in the metal' was a ropey black Viscount in Beckenham in the 90s.

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, cort16 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1214951382308375/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks&tracking={"qid"%3A"6973013092942879989"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"259282731722415583"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A259282731722415583%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A0%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A2593406591692701696%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A0%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A21%2C\"grouping_info\"%3Anull}"}

That's dog rough!

[garethj]

Perfect Saab - early 9-3 so looks like the 900, 3 door looks good and diesel for mpgs 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384208647688

[morrisoxide]

Nice Columboish Pug.

Quote

various trim additions to the 4 wings etc

Or an elaborate way to cover up the dreaded tin worm, I'm guessing?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/402915152644?hash=item5dcf9d5304:g:cfMAAOSwhFBgmBzm

[TheOtherStu]

On 6/10/2021 at 8:18 AM, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202106093654494

500 quid, one owner, FSH !  Form an orderly queue.

Was there actually anything wrong with this? I thought this thread was about crap that should be weighed in or overpriced. It’s no longer available.

my folks have just weighed in a high miler v40 which had fVSh - just one owner. Had everything it ever needed.

I’m shortly going to be in need of a sturdy car for the dog for 6 months until I can get a new more suitable company jalopy (bmw saloon isn’t really appropriate)

[Asimo]

Apart from the gormless accessories at the back, this Merc. really appeals.  https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274831445552

 

[Asimo]

8 minutes ago, TheOtherStu said:

 I thought this thread was about crap that should be weighed in or overpriced. 

That would be this thread  I think.

 

[Garythesnail]

1 hour ago, TheOtherStu said:

Was there actually anything wrong with this? I thought this thread was about crap that should be weighed in or overpriced.

@Asimo's right.

 

Refer to Page 1 of "Autoshite Lexicon" thread

On 6/9/2013 at 8:36 PM, Pillock said:

Ebay Tat: Things that are worth owning.

Ebay Bargains: Things that are not bargains.

 

[sdkrc]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/morris-marina-van/1407393288

[garethj]

1 hour ago, Asimo said:

Apart from the gormless accessories at the back, this Merc. really appeals.  https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274831445552

 

I think that’s called a Continental kit.  If you’re going to go kitch, go the whole hog👍

[cort16]

look at that interior

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/156305236517882

[BeEP]

This is a winner* on two counts:

1) Number plate obfuscation

2) This under the bonnet

Watchlisted!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/184884403873

[NorfolkNWeigh]

13 hours ago, garethj said:

Perfect Saab - early 9-3 so looks like the 900, 3 door looks good and diesel for mpgs 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384208647688

Interesting to see that 2 door Saabs  have joined 2 door E30 BMWs and  Cortinas , in becoming “ coupes”  in adverts.

[Supernaut]

24 minutes ago, BeEP said:

This is a winner* on two counts:

1) Number plate obfuscation

2) This under the bonnet

Watchlisted!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/184884403873

World's most ambitious speedometer!

[eddyramrod]

4 hours ago, Asimo said:

Apart from the gormless accessories at the back, this Merc. really appeals.  https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274831445552

 

Not much wrong with that, that couldn't be fixed by a 75% price cut.

[Floatylight]

Stop the Internet- I've won today..

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/502726924380932/

[New POD]

On 12/06/2021 at 12:03, MisterH said:

Again that is on my doorstep, however I would forever be reminded that it isn't an SRi...

115 bhp SE 8V  CDi.  Has central locking, 4 electric windows, height adjustment of the drivers seat. Front fog lights. Proper luxury seating. 

That one has early Sri iron cross alloys. Would have come with 13 inch cross spokes.  

I had a 1.8 Cdi automatic and regret selling it.  (The auto is just special but not in a good way.) 

[New POD]

17 hours ago, marm said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/classic-mini-kit-car-gtm-rossa-rwd-kit-car-sprint-track-hill-climb/1404000135

 

That is a bargain. I think. 

[Marm Toastsmith]

5 minutes ago, New POD said:

That is a bargain. I think. 

That was my feeling.

There's a 1955 Minor around the corner though for similar money and I'm not buying any more cars. But if I was I think I'd go for the Minor.

[DoctorRetro]

6 hours ago, Garythesnail said:

@Asimo's right.

 

Refer to Page 1 of "Autoshite Lexicon" thread

 

Often a very blurry line between the tat and bargains thread.... 🤣

[sdkrc]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mazda-demio-hatchback-2000-manual-1323-cc-5-doors/1407478830

I was sceptical of the £50 price but his other ad makes me think it's the real McCoy

[cort16]

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/848981152667344/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks&tracking={"qid"%3A"6973318276174786255"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"468903856415503"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A468903856415503%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A0%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A201222018136276992%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A0%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A21%2C\"grouping_info\"%3Anull}"}

[willswitchengage]

19 hours ago, garethj said:

Perfect Saab - early 9-3 so looks like the 900, 3 door looks good and diesel for mpgs 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/384208647688

Was the 2.2 diesel found in those and Vectras a GM in house design as opposed to Isuzu/Fiat who designed most GM diesels? Wiki hasn't much info